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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on April 26, 2012, 01:44:17 PM
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The glorious Arab Spring comes home to roost.
The muzzie equivalent to our occupoopers take power:
Thu Apr 26, 2012, 09:44 AM
snagglepuss (8,038 posts)
Egyptian Islamist parliment to enact law permitting husbands to have sex with dead wives as well as
law permitting marriage with 14 yr old girls and ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
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Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002613242
Response to snagglepuss (Original post)
Thu Apr 26, 2012, 09:51 AM
eissa (2,118 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
3. No different than what the "pro-democracy" protestors in Syria want
Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:04 AM
riderinthestorm (8,478 posts)
7. Yup, and what "pro-democracy revolutionaries" are bringing to Libya, Sudan, Morocco etc
Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:12 AM
Hell Hath No Fury (13,561 posts)
12. What a cluster****.
Isn't it sad/ironic that "tyrannical strongmen" like Mubarak, Gaddafi, and Hussein were better for the women of their counties than what is/may be replacing them?? Just like the Soviets were better for the women of Afghanistan until we armed the crazy ****s.
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Apparently there will one place in the world where 'Get her while she's still warm' won't be just a rude jest from young men watching television together.
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Remember Spoonman from yesterday?
Response to B2G (Reply #10)
Thu Apr 26, 2012, 12:18 PM
Spoonman (1,624 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
20. You ain't seen nothing yet!
I tried to tell people what was going to happen, and darn near got tomb-stoned for it.
I lived in Cairo, but "opinion" outweighs working knowledge around these parts!
Why hasn't Stupid Beth swooped in to say "this is just 1 story uncollaborated."
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Remember Spoonman from yesterday?
Why hasn't Stupid Beth swooped in to say "this is just 1 story uncollaborated."
She, or some DUmmy, will surely pop up to say Christian fundies do even worse - they have sex with live women.
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But Obama and all of the DUmmies supported the "Arab Spring" uprisings. They own this setback in women's rights , let them embrace it and cherish it.
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Apparently there will one place in the world where 'Get her while she's still warm' won't be just a rude jest from young men watching television together.
God will get ya for that one Tank!
Remember Spoonman from yesterday?
Why hasn't Stupid Beth swooped in to say "this is just 1 story uncollaborated."
Give her time, it's still early out in the dust bowl she lives in. Wonder how them fish are doin' that the Enviro Whackos decided to starve people in order to protect.
The place didn't used to be a dust bowl until they cut of their irrigation in order to save some ****in' minnow!
She, or some DUmmy, will surely pop up to say Christian fundies do even worse - they have sex with live women.
There's a regular stand up routine happenin' here today!
But Obama and all of the DUmmies supported the "Arab Spring" uprisings. They own this setback in women's rights , let them embrace it and cherish it.
I'm not so sure the Bummer doesn't agree with it. The way he caters to Muslims, well you get the idea.
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Sex with dead women?
It's seems we've been wrong all these years.
Obama isn't a crypto-Muslim...
...Bill Clinton is:
(http://dalje.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2008/m06/y175124336397514.jpg)
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When I first read the DUmp post about muzzies and corpses I was taken aback, but then I realized stevenumbers would hit it in a split second.
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Spoonman
20. You ain't seen nothing yet!
I tried to tell people what was going to happen, and darn near got tomb-stoned for it.
I lived in Cairo, but "opinion" outweighs working knowledge around these parts!
Israel will soon be fighting two terrorist organizations on separate fronts.
B2G
21. Ditto
The celebrations were in full force here last year. As long as it was change, who cared what kind of change it was?
We're about to find out.
Change for the sake of having change. Where have I heard that campaign slogan before?
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Not all change is good. Especially owebuma's.
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It just occurred to me that as revolting as this muzzie custom is, it's probably better than an evening with Sarah Imaboobi.
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So basically, they are legalizing necrophilia. Otay! :mental:
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If ever a guy had an appropriate DUmp name:
Thu Apr 26, 2012, 07:12 PM
ZombieHorde (19,939 posts)
8. Who cares? It doesn't hurt anyone. Dead bodies are just inanimate objects anyway.
I used to wash dead people at one of my jobs. There is nothing special about them.
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Thu Apr 26, 2012, 07:12 PM
ZombieHorde (19,939 posts)
8. Who cares? It doesn't hurt anyone. Dead bodies are just inanimate objects anyway.
I used to wash dead people at one of my jobs. There is nothing special about them.
He probably ****ed them also. :fuelfire:
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If ever a guy had an appropriate DUmp name:
Let someone in LE have evidence of that, it won't be any small deal anymore.
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It just occurred to me that as revolting as this muzzie custom is, it's probably better than an evening with Sarah Imaboobi.
Would you be able to tell the difference? :lmao:
http://www.electstevedawes.com
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She, or some DUmmy, will surely pop up to say Christian fundies do even worse - they have sex with live women.
And won't give them contraception, or allow them to get abortions.
They will keep them naked, barefoot, pregnant, in the kitchen, chained to the stove. [DUmode/off]
http://www.electstevedawes.com
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He probably ****ed them also. :fuelfire:
ZombieDUmmie liked to crack open a cold one at the end of a long day.
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This from the same bunch that claim that a man having sex with his wife is rape. :mental:
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ZombieDUmmie liked to crack open a cold one at the end of a long day.
A cold stiff one.
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This begs a Nadine C&P.
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This begs a Nadine C&P.
Yeah, I am sure she is an expert in this as well.
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BTW as someone who has been around several fresh corpses all I can say is that is the most disgusting thing I have ever read!
The loss of muscle control in a fresh body causes them to evacuate every bodily substance that they used to be able to hold in until they get to a toilet.
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DUmmie copied and pasted this from link and as usual...
IT'S ALL WHITEY'S FAULT.
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/04/the-real-roots-of-sexism-in-the-middle-east-its-not-islam-race-or-hate/256362/
Some of the most important architects of institutionalized Arab misogyny weren't actually Arab. They were Turkish -- or, as they called themselves at the time, Ottoman -- British, and French. These foreigners ruled Arabs for centuries, twisting the cultures to accommodate their dominance. One of their favorite tricks was to buy the submission of men by offering them absolute power over women. ... Colonial powers employed it in the Middle East, sub-Saharan Africa, and in South Asia, promoting misogynist ideas and misogynist men who might have otherwise stayed on the margins, slowly but surely ingraining these ideas into the societies.
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BTW as someone who has been around several fresh corpses all I can say is that is the most disgusting thing I have ever read!
The loss of muscle control in a fresh body causes them to evacuate every bodily substance that they used to be able to hold in until they get to a toilet.
The religion of peace is looking for a slogan to promote their farewell to the departed sex.
What about taking the song afternoon delight, and tweaking it a bit to "Afterlife Delight" ?
Starland Vocal Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpGRdX5sUAs)
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afterlife delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afterlife delight. Afterlife delight.
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afterlife delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Sky rockets in flight. Afterlife delight. Afterlife delight.
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afterlife delight.
Sky rockets in flight. Afterlife delight. Afterlife delight.
Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the coffin goes down.
Sky rockets in flight. Afterlife delight. Afterlife delight.
Repeat chorus.
source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/afternoondelightlyrics.html