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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Chris_ on May 13, 2008, 08:24:55 PM

Title: Jokes for Programmers
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2008, 08:24:55 PM
How can you tell when a programmer has had sex?
When he's washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

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Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, "Are you ill?" 
The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."


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Eight bytes walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"

"Yeah," reply the bytes.  "Make us a double."

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None - It's a hardare problem

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

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A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat.  An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.

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(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/comic.jpg)

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"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
very long pause….
"Java."

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Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.


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Title: Re: Jokes for Programmers
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2008, 09:57:08 PM
Heh.....  :lmao:
Title: Re: Jokes for Programmers
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2008, 10:00:20 PM
I think I got a bitchslap for posting this.  Some of them ARE pretty bad.   :-)
Title: Re: Jokes for Programmers
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2008, 10:06:43 PM
Anybody who bitch slaps in the comedy forum oughta be bs'd.  :lmao:

I passed a few H5s your way.  :-*