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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on April 25, 2012, 07:13:17 PM
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What is it liberals say, "All cultures are equally valid" or some such shit. Just read this Egyptian law BS about screwing your spouse after death....and marrying at age nine.
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2012/04/25/210198.html
When American culture becomes as F'ed up as or equal to Islamic culture...just shoot me.
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Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
Daily Mail (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html#ixzz1tARUUvya)
What a bunch of ignorant, backward animals. Sick.
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Crickets from NOW.
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What a bunch of brain dead, uneducated, retarded douchebags.
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Oh yeah, that Arab Spring worked out OHH so well. :whatever:
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Will that law include women that are killed by their husbands in "honor killings" ?
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Will that law include women that are killed by their husbands in "honor killings" ?
Or stonings ?
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Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html#ixzz1tAUbSjxg
:yahoo: WOW!
The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.
He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.
:gay2:
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The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.
He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.
Hmm, seeing as a stopped heart goes along with being dead, how exactly is the dude supposed to get a boner?
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I guess you're supposed to wait until rigor mortis sets in.
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I guess you're supposed to wait until rigor mortis sets in.
So what, lay in on a table with a dick hanging through a hole until it sets in? :lmao:
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Hmm, seeing as a stopped heart goes along with being dead, how exactly is the dude supposed to get a boner?
Pump?
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Pump?
Medicaid pays for them!
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Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with dead wives
Because apparently, the tenets of Islam - handed down from from a sick, 7th century pedophile - and Sharia Law aren't quite creepy enough - yet - to make a nanny goat puke. :puke:
The Zombie Apocalypse cannot come soon enough in some parts of the world.
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So what, lay in on a table with a dick hanging through a hole until it sets in? :lmao:
Reminds me of an old joke....
Man dies with a hard-on. It's sticking straight up and the funeral home can't close the lid on his casket. So they call his wife and ask her what they should do about it. She tells them, "Cut it off and stick it up his ass. It's the only hole in town it hasn't been in."
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Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
The rest: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html
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Teaching necrophilia is a really bad idea.
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Kinda puts a new spin on being laid in your coffin.
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Kinda puts a new spin on being laid in your coffin.
And "being laid to rest".
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Reminds me of an old joke....
Man dies with a hard-on. It's sticking straight up and the funeral home can't close the lid on his casket. So they call his wife and ask her what they should do about it. She tells them, "Cut it off and stick it up his ass. It's the only hole in town it hasn't been in."
:lmao: So mean.
This whole article is so freaking disgusting! Screw Mohammed for every bring this "religion" to light.
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...Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications Denis McDonough suggested that, "...the President himself experienced Islam on three continents.."
:o
:fuelfire:
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Because apparently, the tenets of Islam - handed down from from a sick, 7th century pedophile - and Sharia Law aren't quite creepy enough - yet - to make a nanny goat puke. :puke:
The Zombie Apocalypse cannot come soon enough in some parts of the world.
Did someone call ?
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Did someone call ?
You're needed in the Middle East.
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The enlightenment of islam is the dark smothering clouds of barbarism and insanity.
Egypt was once a safe country to visit, but only a fool would go there now.
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It works the other way, too.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/Think%20about%20it/Deathbyviagra.jpg)
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Hmm, seeing as a stopped heart goes along with being dead, how exactly is the dude supposed to get a boner?
Silicone injection?
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Silicone injection?
Rigid-mortis.
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Gee that makes having to pay $9 a month for birth control not seem so oppressive now. :-)
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Gee that makes having to pay $9 a month for birth control not seem so oppressive now. :-)
Trimming expenses one at a time !
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I guess you're supposed to wait until rigor mortis sets in.
Rigor sets in and leaves depending on the ambient temperature. Warmer the body the faster the process, so the 6 hour time limit.
In Egypt a HOT country rigor can set in as soon as one hour and be gone in another 1-2 hours. Have to get to the corpse fast after the rigor leaves as once rigor is gone the body builds up gas and nasty stuff starts to happen.
Seems perfectly reasonable to set the time limit, at the correct time after rigor leaves, the body is plyable and easy to manipulate, has not yet begun to decompose and still has no [over coming ] smell.
Amazing the science that has gone into making this a law, almost split timing to gage the correct time to have sex with the dead.
Who can be surprised that a culture that once were leaders of the world in science and arts, sex maniacs, and have fallen into the promiss for the males of eternal sex with virgins after death would not find way to with science find a way to keep sex going on with the dead while alive on earth.
Most interesting culture, BUT, we must not question it, we must understand and emphasise with their laws and traditions. Who are we to question the lifestyle of others ?????
How much crazier can the world get, lets all jump on a boat with a tour group and watch some tribe throw virgins in a volcano for religious reasons. Totally raciest to not understand or except their life style.
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Quote from vesta...
"Who are we to question the lifestyle of others ????? "
We are the salt of the earth, or should be.
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Rigor sets in and leaves depending on the ambient temperature. Warmer the body the faster the process, so the 6 hour time limit.
In Egypt a HOT country rigor can set in as soon as one hour and be gone in another 1-2 hours. Have to get to the corpse fast after the rigor leaves as once rigor is gone the body builds up gas and nasty stuff starts to happen.
Seems perfectly reasonable to set the time limit, at the correct time after rigor leaves, the body is plyable and easy to manipulate, has not yet begun to decompose and still has no [over coming ] smell.
Amazing the science that has gone into making this a law, almost split timing to gage the correct time to have sex with the dead.
Who can be surprised that a culture that once were leaders of the world in science and arts, sex maniacs, and have fallen into the promiss for the males of eternal sex with virgins after death would not find way to with science find a way to keep sex going on with the dead while alive on earth.
Most interesting culture, BUT, we must not question it, we must understand and emphasise with their laws and traditions. Who are we to question the lifestyle of others ?????
How much crazier can the world get, lets all jump on a boat with a tour group and watch some tribe throw virgins in a volcano for religious reasons. Totally raciest to not understand or except their life style.
Then call me a racist, Vesta. 100%
Your post is all kinds of creepy...
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Rigor sets in and leaves depending on the ambient temperature. Warmer the body the faster the process, so the 6 hour time limit.
In Egypt a HOT country rigor can set in as soon as one hour and be gone in another 1-2 hours. Have to get to the corpse fast after the rigor leaves as once rigor is gone the body builds up gas and nasty stuff starts to happen.
Seems perfectly reasonable to set the time limit, at the correct time after rigor leaves, the body is plyable and easy to manipulate, has not yet begun to decompose and still has no [over coming ] smell.
Amazing the science that has gone into making this a law, almost split timing to gage the correct time to have sex with the dead.
Who can be surprised that a culture that once were leaders of the world in science and arts, sex maniacs, and have fallen into the promiss for the males of eternal sex with virgins after death would not find way to with science find a way to keep sex going on with the dead while alive on earth.
Most interesting culture, BUT, we must not question it, we must understand and emphasise with their laws and traditions. Who are we to question the lifestyle of others ?????
How much crazier can the world get, lets all jump on a boat with a tour group and watch some tribe throw virgins in a volcano for religious reasons. Totally raciest to not understand or except their life style.
I really have absolutely no desire to EVER hear how you know this, ma'am.
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I really have absolutely no desire to EVER hear how you know this, ma'am.
It is taught in pre-med 101. You can also learn it from watching any medical show on tv.
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Dear Lord, guys. I was hoping that part of the post would be left alone... :censored:
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It used to be somewhat-common knowledge before hospitals, EMT, and morticians sanitized and removed us from death.
Read any account of warfare and you'll find at least a page dedicated to what happens to dead bodies left out to rot. Some Civil War books are good, but you can't beat Eugene Sledge for pure yuck factor.
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Dammit, now I can't help but worry about what happened to my father after I said my piece to him then he passed, and he was transported. I know there are some sick people out there, but I'm just going to go with the usual. Ala they did a clean, concise, professional job.
Either that, or he's haunting their ass every single day driving them crazy until the day THEY pass.
URGGGHHH! :banghead:
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It is taught in pre-med 101. You can also learn it from watching any medical show on tv.
Doesn't matter. I'm almost positive she's got some sordid tale on where/how she picked up this shit, and I'd just about bet the mortgage that it had nothing at all to do with either of the options you suggested.
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Doesn't matter. I'm almost positive she's got some sordid tale on where/how she picked up this shit, and I'd just about bet the mortgage that it had nothing at all to do with either of the options you suggested.
You may be right.
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Do you really want to encourage her to post more? :panic:
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Do you really want to encourage her to post more? :panic:
Two word respose. 6 letters. Begins with "F." Ends with "o."
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Doesn't matter. I'm almost positive she's got some sordid tale on where/how she picked up this shit, and I'd just about bet the mortgage that it had nothing at all to do with either of the options you suggested.
AH, Defiant seems to know me so well----------Day of home funerals as a kid watching the undertaker come into the home for the 3 days of viewing and shave the male deceased. And no their hair was not still growing, the skin was shrinking to make it appear that way.
Oh yeah in the days before people embalmed family ,some interesting things happend, gas's build up and the guest of honor would fart , or twitch. Winter funerals not so much but summer ones could become very interesting.
Don't know about you but I was a curious kid, always asking questions that few could or would want to answer.
Not to say that medical school answered all the whys and how's of the mysteries of life for me, What the Hell, the more upset my questions make someone the more interested I am to find out why the question upsets them.
It was only a few years ago that I finally found out why and where the custom of sitting watch on the deceased by family came about. Fancy that 50+ years of wondering and I finally found out.
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:popcorn: