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Title: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Freeper on April 25, 2012, 11:05:48 AM: Quote
appleannie1 (1,944 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

I was a poll worker all day today in PA.

We had to asked everyone for picture ID for the first time. I bet I could identify every single person that watches FOX. All it did for the workers was make one hell of a lot more work and make more room for errors. The lines in November are going to be horrendous and SLOW.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002607038

Yeah it is really hard to take a second and look at someone's drivers license. :whatever:

Here's another idea have your ID ready before you get to the counter that way they can just look up confirm it's you and you can be on your way.

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1. that's the purpose. make voting as difficult as possible. shame on them.

I guess buying a six pack must be really a hassle too. :whatever:

These same people want to make everything else in our lives as difficult as possible yet they can't be bothered to flash a drivers license to vote. :mental:
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Rebel on April 25, 2012, 11:08:25 AM: Quote
appleannie1 (1,944 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

I was a poll worker all day today in PA.

We had to asked everyone for picture ID for the first time. I bet I could identify every single person that watches FOX. All it did for the workers was make one hell of a lot more work and make more room for errors. The lines in November are going to be horrendous and SLOW.

We've been showing IDs here in Georgia for as long as I can remember. I'm in and out in under 5 minutes most of the time. Lying bitch. Oh, and if it's "soooo much work" stop volunteering, idiot.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 25, 2012, 11:16:14 AM: I showed mine, they wrote down my drivers license number and I voted. It took me five minutes to be in and out, tops.

I will keep saying that the only reason liberals are against this is because they know it will make illegal voting harder. And that is how the democrats win.

On another note: How the **** can she tell by looking at people whether they watch fox news or not. I bet she sits in her ****in chair all day watching MSNBC while she masturbates to her imaginary boy friend Obama.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: thundley4 on April 25, 2012, 11:22:25 AM: Quote
appleannie1 (1,944 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

I was a poll worker all day today in PA.

We had to asked everyone for picture ID for the first time. I bet I could identify every single person that watches FOX. All it did for the workers was make one hell of a lot more work and make more room for errors. The lines in November are going to be horrendous and SLOW.

So, they let you on the pole today and not jut the platform? Strip clubs always require IDs.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: EagleKeeper on April 25, 2012, 11:27:53 AM: I couldn't care less if she likes it or not as long as she does it as proscribed by law.

If it's too much to ask then she needs to carry her rearend home and let somone else take her place.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Doc Savage on April 25, 2012, 11:42:25 AM: Quote
appleannie1 (1,944 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

I was a poll worker all day today in PA.

We had to asked everyone for picture ID for the first time. I bet I could identify every single person that watches FOX. All it did for the workers was make one hell of a lot more work and make more room for errors. The lines in November are going to be horrendous and SLOW.

All it did for the voters was to ensure that their vote was not cancelled out by someone voting from Deleware or Ohio.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Texacon on April 25, 2012, 11:51:18 AM: Quote from: Kyle Ricky on April 25, 2012, 11:16:14 AM
I showed mine, they wrote down my drivers license number and I voted. It took me five minutes to be in and out, tops.

I will keep saying that the only reason liberals are against this is because they know it will make illegal voting harder. And that is how the democrats win.

On another note: How the **** can she tell by looking at people whether they watch fox news or not. I bet she sits in her ****in chair all day watching MSNBC while she masturbates to her imaginary boy friend Obama.

Because they were the only ones who were informed enough to have their ID's out and ready to go!

KC
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 25, 2012, 11:54:02 AM: Quote from: Texacon on April 25, 2012, 11:51:18 AM
Because they were the only ones who were informed enough to have their ID's out and ready to go!

KC

Yeah, that is a good point. MSNBC would be telling people to keep it in your pocket and refuse to get it out.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: dane on April 25, 2012, 12:05:18 PM: Quote from: Rebel on April 25, 2012, 11:08:25 AM
We've been showing IDs here in Georgia for as long as I can remember. I'm in and out in under 5 minutes most of the time. Lying bitch. Oh, and if it's "soooo much work" stop volunteering, idiot.

I have showed picture ID here in Florida for many years also. I cannot recall any holdups in the process because of the photo ID requirement.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: shoes off the couch on April 25, 2012, 12:06:46 PM: Quote from: EagleKeeper on April 25, 2012, 11:27:53 AM
I couldn't care less if she likes it or not as long as she does it as proscribed by law.

This part looks like it will be a problem. There were reports that, particularly in dark blue areas, poll workers aren't even looking at the ID's. Dirty 'effin liberals around here don't like a law put in place by Republicans just ignore them.

This was for the early Spring primary, though. No major Republican races on the ballot. But, I don't think there were any Republican poll watchers keeping an eye on things. That better change for the upcoming elections or voter ID won't mean shit, especially in the heavy lib areas that are most responsible for fraud and will happily turn a blind eye regarding the law.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Porfiry on April 25, 2012, 12:12:57 PM: People showing their id at the supermarket all day when they buy anything alcoholic doesn't seem to make the lines insufferable long.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Gina on April 25, 2012, 12:16:59 PM: Quote
appleannie1 (1,944 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

I was a poll worker all day today in PA.

We had to asked everyone for picture ID for the first time. I bet I could identify every single person that watches FOX.

Bet they were the responsible people that ALREADY had their ****ING IDS out and didn't WHINE, RIGHT ****? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: mamacags on April 25, 2012, 12:29:52 PM: I was a poll worker all day in PA too. Let me tell you every single person being a whiny attention whore bitch about IDs were dems. I haven't seen such hissy fits since I volunteered at preschool. We had record primary turnout in our district and not one single person didn't have an ID. I have to work with a moonbat all day. I soooo wanted to ask what their DU name was.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: hillneck on April 25, 2012, 12:36:02 PM: Hey Annie, Maybe you are to freaking stupid to do anything except playing with letter blocks.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Doubleplusungood on April 25, 2012, 12:41:53 PM: Quote
appleannie1 (1,944 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

I was a poll worker all day today in PA.

We had to asked everyone for picture ID for the first time. I bet I could identify every single person that watches FOX. All it did for the workers was make one hell of a lot more work and make more room for errors. The lines in November are going to be horrendous and SLOW.

I don't give a **** how much more work you claim you will need to do, or how much slower you claim it will be because stopping democrat voter fraud is the top priority to getting this country back on track. You cheating bastards are just going to have to start winning elections without massive voter fraud (good luck with that).
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 25, 2012, 12:51:10 PM: I knew it was goin' to be impossible to enforce the ID laws. The Dems will just ignore it, and Donald, Goofy, and Mickey will still be in the booths voting several times in every precinct that just have Dems on the job.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Doubleplusungood on April 25, 2012, 12:55:09 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 25, 2012, 12:51:10 PM
I knew it was goin' to be impossible to enforce the ID laws. The Dems will just ignore it, and Donald, Goofy, and Mickey will still be in the booths voting several times in every precinct that just have Dems on the job.

This is where Republicans need to stop acting like a bunch of wimps, and start convicting the Dems that refuse to accept IDs so as to facilitate voter fraud. Jail the pricks, and this shit will stop pretty damn quick.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 25, 2012, 04:02:11 PM: Quote from: Doubleplusungood on April 25, 2012, 12:55:09 PM
This is where Republicans need to stop acting like a bunch of wimps, and start convicting the Dems that refuse to accept IDs so as to facilitate voter fraud. Jail the pricks, and this shit will stop pretty damn quick.

Having a conservative Tea Party member in precincts even in heavily Dem areas to at least document these illegal bastards will be a start. Of course you might have to dodge the New Black Panthers and Eric Holder in order to keep your scalp.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Rebel on April 25, 2012, 04:27:06 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 25, 2012, 04:02:11 PM
Having a conservative Tea Party member in precincts even in heavily Dem areas to at least document these illegal bastards will be a start. Of course you might have to dodge the New Black Panthers and Eric Holder in order to keep your scalp.

Their little sticks don't scare me.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 25, 2012, 04:36:59 PM: What they need to do is have a cop holding guard at every voting poll in the area's that have the Black Panthers.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Freeper on April 25, 2012, 04:52:24 PM: Quote from: Kyle Ricky on April 25, 2012, 04:36:59 PM
What they need to do is have a cop holding guard at every voting poll in the area's that have the Black Panthers.

I plan on starting the white panthers and counter protesting them, guess which group will end up in jail. :-)
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 25, 2012, 04:57:17 PM: Quote from: Freeper on April 25, 2012, 04:52:24 PM
I plan on starting the white panthers and counter protesting them, guess which group will end up in jail. :-)

You would be in jail before it even got off the ground.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Freeper on April 25, 2012, 04:59:43 PM: Quote from: Kyle Ricky on April 25, 2012, 04:57:17 PM
You would be in jail before it even got off the ground.

Probably so.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 25, 2012, 05:22:34 PM: "I was a pole worker today and nobody put a dollar in my G-string", DUmmie wyman.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: ChuckJ on April 25, 2012, 05:56:31 PM: I believe I've said this on here before. I've known the two ladies that work at my voting precinct for years. As soon as I walk in the door they ask how I've been doing. We make small talk until I get to them. As soon as I get to one of them they say, "I need to see your ID, Chuck." The longest it has ever taken to vote, from getting in line to walking out the door, has been about 10 minutes. Most of the time it is less then 5 minutes. I do, however, expect this November to take a bit longer because more people will be there to vote against ZeroBama.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: miskie on April 25, 2012, 06:00:46 PM: Quote from: Freeper on April 25, 2012, 04:52:24 PM
I plan on starting the white panthers and counter protesting them, guess which group will end up in jail. :-)

Black Panther, White Panther -- We all know there is only one true panther...

(http://raggedshirts.com/images/sex-panther-shirt-anchorman-the%20legend-of-ron-burgundy-movie-funny-tshirt300.jpg)
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 25, 2012, 06:09:57 PM: I was kindda hoping some white cougars would show up at the poll.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: LC EFA on April 25, 2012, 07:12:17 PM: Quote
appleannie1 (1,944 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

I was a poll worker all day today in PA.

We had to asked everyone for picture ID for the first time. I bet I could identify every single person that watches FOX. All it did for the workers was make one hell of a lot more work and make more room for errors. The lines in November are going to be horrendous and SLOW.

Yeah. It'll be slow because some asshole loud-mouth douchebag like you will stand there arguing with the staff over the need to show ID and how you feel that it's unconstitutional and blah blah blah. While the rest of the folks wait patiently in line, doing their best not to crash tackle you and grant you the beating you so richly deserve.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Freeper on April 25, 2012, 08:49:49 PM: Quote from: LC EFA on April 25, 2012, 07:12:17 PM
Yeah. It'll be slow because some asshole loud-mouth douchebag like you will stand there arguing with the staff over the need to show ID and how you feel that it's unconstitutional and blah blah blah. While the rest of the folks wait patiently in line, doing their best not to crash tackle you and grant you the beating you so richly deserve.

This seems to be the new reason behind not wanting voter ID I saw it posted in several threads at DUmmyland. I think the disenfranchised voters argument wasn't working so they needed a new excuse.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: AprilRazz on April 25, 2012, 08:56:20 PM: Quote from: Texacon on April 25, 2012, 11:51:18 AM
Because they were the only ones who were informed enough to have their ID's out and ready to go!

KC
That and they were the only ones that have showered in the past week and looked like they may have been at work that day.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Doubleplusungood on April 25, 2012, 09:51:05 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 25, 2012, 04:02:11 PM
Having a conservative Tea Party member in precincts even in heavily Dem areas to at least document these illegal bastards will be a start. Of course you might have to dodge the New Black Panthers and Eric Holder in order to keep your scalp.

There are people that have been planning a response for nearly four years for the next time. It won't be a good day for any Black Panther that tries that again.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Rebel on April 25, 2012, 10:03:52 PM: Quote from: Doubleplusungood on April 25, 2012, 09:51:05 PM
There are people that have been planning a response for nearly four years for the next time. It won't be a good day for any Black Panther that tries that again.

I look forward to it. I have ZERO problem dropping a Mugabe-supporting-wannabe.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Doubleplusungood on April 25, 2012, 10:09:23 PM: Quote from: Rebel on April 25, 2012, 10:03:52 PM
I look forward to it. I have ZERO problem dropping a Mugabe-supporting-wannabe.

Me either. I personally will never allow that crap to happen again if I see it attempted anywhere near where I live and vote.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: obumazombie on April 26, 2012, 02:24:07 AM: Not to change the subject, but shoes off the couch, and Porfiry, have you introduced yourselves yet ? If not the forum would like to officially welcome you in your own "introduce yourself" thread.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Skul on April 26, 2012, 02:53:52 AM: Quote from: obumazombie on April 26, 2012, 02:24:07 AM
Not to change the subject, but shoes off the couch, and Porfiry, have you introduced yourselves yet ? If not the forum would like to officially welcome you in your own "introduce yourself" thread.
True, it took me a few days to do that when I first came in.
You know that.
They'll figure it out.You didn't tell about showing a picture ID, did you?
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: diesel driver on April 26, 2012, 05:24:22 AM: Quote from: Texacon on April 25, 2012, 11:51:18 AM
Because they were the only ones who were informed enough to have their ID's out and ready to go!

KC

If it's like my polling place, the signs that read "Have Proper ID Ready" would have pointed out the DUmmies, who would either wait until the last second to search for it (like the DUmbass who writes a check in the express lane), or bitch LOUDLY that this was an "infringement" on their voting rights. (We also break down the crowd into several lines, according to your last name. I'm sure the DUmmies f'ed that up, too.)

Last November, someone tried that "speech" at my precinct, and the poll worker told him if he didn't have it, or wouldn't show it, to get the hell out! This guy was apparently new to the area, because we have had to show ID to vote in Virginia since...FOREVER!!!!

I wonder if any DUmmies have to show ID to vote for http://www.electstevedawes.com?
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: diesel driver on April 26, 2012, 05:35:02 AM: Quote from: Skul on April 26, 2012, 02:53:52 AM
True, it took me a few days to do that when I first came in.
You know that.
They'll figure it out.You didn't tell about showing a picture ID, did you?

Don't tell them about having to get a physical exam and summit a DNA sample, either

http://www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Gina on April 26, 2012, 06:32:20 AM: Quote from: diesel driver on April 26, 2012, 05:35:02 AM
Don't tell them about having to get a physical exam and summit a DNA sample, either

http://www.electstevedawes.com

or how we get the DNA :naughty:

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: obumazombie on April 26, 2012, 10:12:11 AM: Quote from: Gina on April 26, 2012, 06:32:20 AM
or how we get the DNA :naughty:

www.electstevedawes.com
If it's the briar patch I'm thinking about, throw me in !
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 26, 2012, 11:53:27 AM: I just read the title of this thread again, and for some reason I got an image of a stripper pole in my head. :rofl:
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: shoes off the couch on April 26, 2012, 12:03:13 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on April 26, 2012, 02:24:07 AM
Not to change the subject, but shoes off the couch, and Porfiry, have you introduced yourselves yet ? If not the forum would like to officially welcome you in your own "introduce yourself" thread.

I've been bumped to page 2 in the intros.
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: obumazombie on April 26, 2012, 12:04:06 PM: Quote from: shoes off the couch on April 26, 2012, 12:03:13 PM
I've been bumped to page 2 in the intros.
I shall find it, and enjoy welcoming you !
Title: Re: I was a poll worker all day today in PA.
Post by: Gina on April 26, 2012, 01:02:08 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on April 26, 2012, 10:12:11 AM
If it's the briar patch I'm thinking about, throw me in !

it might hurt now :popcorn: