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Title: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 24, 2012, 05:31:45 PM
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Scottybeamer70 (873 posts)

 
Peace Poem...........Dedicated to California Peggy

This little poem is dedicated to California Peggy because she is always so positive and encouraging.

PEACE POEM

Stars shine
stars fall
leaves rustle
trees tall

trees tall
planet bright
war hell
dark night

dark night
children cry
bombs explode
many die

many die
without reason
make peace
be the season

 :lol:

Reminds me of my beloved Tonto, Tarzan and Frankenstein (http://www.democraticunderground.com/119927)


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ubem25WyN8[/youtube]


(and keep in mind that Thomas Kinkade is STILL schlock on DU...but this is high art...)
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: obumazombie on April 24, 2012, 05:37:29 PM
Frahnk oon steen stole the show.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: Ballygrl on April 24, 2012, 05:37:48 PM
That's 1 of the most negative non-encouraging poems ever, WTF?
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: Big Dog on April 24, 2012, 05:47:11 PM
Blink, blink, blink.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 24, 2012, 05:47:27 PM
That's 1 of the most negative non-encouraging poems ever, WTF?


Poem for Ballygrl
by BannedFromDU

DUmmies write
Eat Cheetos
Paper smeared
Orange dust

Skinner email
Need money
Must wait
Until first

Wonder Taverner
Get poon
from DU chicks
Wonder can I too

Lick fingers
Cheeto dust
Empty bag
Now holds jizz

YouPorn rules



Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: franksolich on April 24, 2012, 06:14:24 PM

Good one.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2012, 06:16:58 PM
Okay, which one of you smurky little smart ass blinkers wrote that?

Entitled pricks!

Whoever it is, it's hilarious.

And the DUmpmonkeys lapped it up.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: miskie on April 24, 2012, 06:41:33 PM
Quote from: stupid poem
PEACE POEM

Stars shine
stars fall
leaves rustle
trees tall

trees tall
planet bright
war hell
dark night

dark night
children cry
bombs explode
many die

many die
without reason
make peace
be the season

There needs to be more of this..

season chicken
season beef
seasoned dog
in Obama's reach

reach for bottle
hope its beer
oops, it's drain-o
the worst I fear

fear at night
blink blink blink
this scorpion bite
really stinks

stinks to hell
like moldy cheese
which reminds me
I need to sneeze

sneeze on my hand
wiped it on my shirt
this drain-o burns
when I burp

burp is followed
by lots of blood
damn this sucks
.......thud.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 24, 2012, 06:59:56 PM
 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

H5s to Miskie and BFDU!
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: Ballygrl on April 24, 2012, 07:17:29 PM

Poem for Ballygrl
by BannedFromDU

DUmmies write
Eat Cheetos
Paper smeared
Orange dust

Skinner email
Need money
Must wait
Until first

Wonder Taverner
Get poon
from DU chicks
Wonder can I too

Lick fingers
Cheeto dust
Empty bag
Now holds jizz

YouPorn rules

Thank You my dear :lmao:

Now here's 1 for you :-)

You're on the bed
Anticipation is building
You wonder what she has in mind
You fantasize
You daydream
Desire has taken over your mind

The door opens
A shadow appears
You see a leg coming from a slit
You start getting excited
You don't know how long you can control yourself
You ask the person to please enter

The women walks in
The room is still dark
You see what can be a negligee
You move closer
You see the woman writhing
Thoughts and Desires run wild
And what does BannedatDU say at this highly sexual tense filled moment
Come to me now baby but remove the high neck shirt 1st
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: Ballygrl on April 24, 2012, 07:31:59 PM
Oh jeez, now I feel sorry for CalPeg:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/124080489#post2

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CaliforniaPeggy
2. Ignoring me: 9. Hidden posts: zero.

Quote
ZombieHorde
4. Wow, we're the same. I wonder if we have the same nine people ignoring us.

Why would anyone ignore you?

Quote
CaliforniaPeggy
10. I have NO idea who's ignoring me...

There are a number of folks here who loathe me; long story. But ignore?

They think I have too much money, and that I've bought my place here; they think *I* think I'm entitled (to what, I don't know!) and like that...

I try to be nice, and help folks, and some of them just don't buy it. It's weird.


Is this all because of the $20 fork?
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: vesta111 on April 24, 2012, 07:35:08 PM
Now I lay me down to sleep,
a bag of peanuts at my feet.

If I die before I wake,
give them to my cousin Jake.

Jake will give them to Obama,
who reminds him of a Peanut Farmer.

One term Presidents yes tis true,
Obama gives them his wife old Moo.

Moo takes the shells to make a dress,
to cover up an ugly mess.

The nuts themselves go out the door,
 with the advisers, seen never more.





Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 24, 2012, 07:46:31 PM
Now I lay me down to sleep,
a bag of peanuts at my feet.

If I die before I wake,
give them to my cousin Jake.

Jake will give them to Obama,
who reminds him of a Peanut Farmer.

One term Presidents yes tis true,
Obama gives them his wife old Moo.

Moo takes the shells to make a dress,
to cover up an ugly mess.

The nuts themselves go out the door,
 with the advisers, seen never more.







BLIND SQUIRREL ALERT!!!!

Vesta, that's H5-worthy.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: Ballygrl on April 24, 2012, 07:48:19 PM
I'll give vesta a hi 5 too!
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: obumazombie on April 24, 2012, 08:29:32 PM
Now I lay me down to sleep,
a bag of peanuts at my feet.

If I die before I wake,
give them to my cousin Jake.

Jake will give them to Obama,
who reminds him of a Peanut Farmer.

One term Presidents yes tis true,
Obama gives them his wife old Moo.

Moo takes the shells to make a dress,
to cover up an ugly mess.

The nuts themselves go out the door,
 with the advisers, seen never more.






Quoth the maven "nevermore"
Very nicely done, vesta !
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: Islandgirl on April 24, 2012, 10:25:42 PM
My "Ode to the DUMP"...

Your teeny tiny liberal brain
Is slow to process, quick to drain
You bleed for racists, full of guilt
Hear a repug, go full tilt!

You're blind to your hypocrisy,
So fearful of theocracy
You misconstrue democracy
And deny meritocracy.

Freedom of speech, but just for thee.
Hear nothing else, unless you agree.
So caught up in your narrow view,
You'll make it up, and hide the true.

Alert! Alert! A Jury called!
Out of lock-step!  How appalled!
All are welcome, so you say
As long as they see things your way.

You say you are the 99,
Equality for all, you whine.
But no one else agrees with you,
Or any of the crap you spew.

So go back to that dump you're from,
Cry your eyes out, suck your thumb.
And play the victim as you do,
While we all sit and laugh at you.

~ by Island Girl
 :whistling:
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: EagleKeeper on April 24, 2012, 10:34:02 PM
Islandgirl,
Thats quite good, I've saved it for my posterity.

Thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: obumazombie on April 24, 2012, 11:40:59 PM
Islandgirl,
Thats quite good, I've saved it for my posterity.

Thanks for sharing.
I always get that mixed up with posterior.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: BEG on April 25, 2012, 07:15:49 AM
H5 Islandgirl!
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: Karin on April 25, 2012, 07:38:07 AM
 :rofl:

Those were all great!  Islandgirl's had a lovely rhythm to hers.  These should all be saved in the archive, if Miskie would allow them in Miskie's Big Book of Poetry. 


Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 25, 2012, 08:37:26 AM
My "Ode to the DUMP"...

Your teeny tiny liberal brain
Is slow to process, quick to drain
You bleed for racists, full of guilt
Hear a repug, go full tilt!

You're blind to your hypocrisy,
So fearful of theocracy
You misconstrue democracy
And deny meritocracy.

Freedom of speech, but just for thee.
Hear nothing else, unless you agree.
So caught up in your narrow view,
You'll make it up, and hide the true.

Alert! Alert! A Jury called!
Out of lock-step!  How appalled!
All are welcome, so you say
As long as they see things your way.

You say you are the 99,
Equality for all, you whine.
But no one else agrees with you,
Or any of the crap you spew.

So go back to that dump you're from,
Cry your eyes out, suck your thumb.
And play the victim as you do,
While we all sit and laugh at you.

~ by Island Girl
 :whistling:


Makes me wish I could write poetry... :bawl:
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: njpines on April 25, 2012, 08:56:15 AM
^5 to all who wrote poetry in this thread . . . you guys are fricking amazing!   :rofl:
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: IassaFTots on April 25, 2012, 09:32:12 AM
^5 to all who wrote poetry in this thread . . . you guys are fricking amazing!   :rofl:

What you said!  Well done, all y'all!!!
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 25, 2012, 09:40:21 AM
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-13-07 08:00 PM
Original message
My newest poem....**Caution! Erotic content!**
 Such strength

The masculine facade

Sharp flashing eyes

Tender fingers and tongue


The man dominates me.

His body, his mind

Overcome me.


He strokes, and licks, and drinks me.

And then he enters


I open and yield myself

I surrender to his strength, his passion.

My mind is overcome with what I cannot tell...


But it’s wrong


I dominate him.

For at the last–who yields?


At the peak of passion

He empties the aching seed

Into me...

Watchdog barking,

Do he bite?
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 25, 2012, 09:45:06 AM

Watchdog barking,

Do he bite?


I wish I could C-I-L-L her poetry. And I pity the fool who enters that man-looking woman.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 25, 2012, 09:59:26 AM
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Sun Aug-16-09 08:48 PM
Original message

My newest poem: " The Little Death"

They call it
The little death
Perhaps that’s because
You think you’re dying
At that moment of
Exploding pleasure.

I cannot know
Where it will take me
Any time
I go there

I never know how it’ll feel
It’s always different

But there are always tears
At the end
of my little death

Perhaps that’s ‘cause
I’ve glimpsed
My body’s mortality
In the cascading vibrations

Sorrow is the great liberator
It helps us
Lose ourselves
Inside it.

And when we return to life
We are so grateful
To have gotten there
Away from

Our little death.

And, once again, a review from the contemptible DUmmy TLB:
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Don't get me wrong - her poetry isn't bad.  It's awful.  It's the kind of thing that would blind God if He had to read it.  It's a collection of words that should be machine-gunned down, one by one, preferably out in the desert, with no witnesses, and a nice young girl who could be counted on to claim that she'd been shooting jackrabbits.  It's so bad, mirrors crack if anyone looking into a mirror while thinking of one of CP's poems runs the risk of permanent scarring, even blindness, while thinking of it as he peers into the mirror.

Her poetry needs immolation.  She needs to have all writing impletments and keyboards, paper, blank walls, toilet paper, paper towels, margins in newspapers, and even the blank part of framed works of art removed from her home until this idea that she's writing "poetry" passes.  Maybe medication will help.

Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 25, 2012, 10:09:35 AM

     That woman likes to write about getting laid. Pity is not without a sense of irony.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 25, 2012, 10:16:13 AM
That woman likes to write about getting laid. Pity is not without a sense of irony.
Yeah, Sarah Imaboobi hates her.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 25, 2012, 10:18:17 AM
Yeah, Sarah Imaboobi hates her.

What's the connection? I missed it.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: Wineslob on April 25, 2012, 10:52:57 AM
Vesta deserves a Hai5. I just can't do it.



 :panic:
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 25, 2012, 01:27:56 PM
What's the connection? I missed it.
Men sleep with Imaboobi once, then change their locks and telephone numbers.

She's had one boyfriend who came back for more, but he was a repuke who quickly wised up.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 25, 2012, 01:57:23 PM
Men sleep with Imaboobi once, then change their locks and telephone numbers.

She's had one boyfriend who came back for more, but he was a repuke who quickly wised up.

Yeah, ImAnIdiot must be a real catch! I'll bet she's a stalker, too!
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: wasp69 on April 25, 2012, 02:00:05 PM
Watchdog barking,

Do he bite?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ0up_MjsLk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: miskie on April 25, 2012, 03:21:42 PM
:rofl:

Those were all great!  Islandgirl's had a lovely rhythm to hers.  These should all be saved in the archive, if Miskie would allow them in Miskie's Big Book of Poetry. 




Well, The Big Book is specifically full of CalPeg parodies, however, there is no reason why another tome filled with fun poetic tidbits couldn't be started-

-Especially since It seems CalPeg has gotten the hint and no longer drops her literary turds all over Skin's lawn.
Title: Re: Hilarious paean to California Peggy
Post by: obumazombie on April 26, 2012, 01:07:22 AM
What you said!  Well done, all y'all!!!
No, what YOU said. :-)