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Title: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 23, 2012, 12:04:57 PM
Well, it's kind of surprising, but the big guy has come out in favor of prostitution.

If elected, he will issue a councilmanic executive order to stop police harrassment of Ward 1 hookers.

Olde Towne will once again rock, as hoochie-koochi joints fire up in Bellevue's new red light district!

It's a really interesting ploy by the big sweaty hairball and his campaign strategist, the crazy bald dwarf.
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Mon Apr 23, 2012, 05:09 AM
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NYC Sex Workers Call On Police To Stop Confiscating Condoms

http://www.laborradio.org/Channels/Story.aspx?ID=1690569

Sex workers in New York City are requesting that the police stop confiscating condoms as evidence. The Sex Workers Project referenced a study that shows the confiscation of condoms can have a negative impact on efforts to stop the spread of disease. In 1996, San Francisco passed resolution that required police to take photos instead of confiscating condoms. An alleged sex worker having a condom in his or her possession can be used in court as evidence of prostitution. Having condoms on hand at a strip club can often be used to allege the performers are engaging in illegal activities.
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002598711
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: GOP Congress on April 23, 2012, 12:06:40 PM
Duly forwarded to his three opponents.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: franksolich on April 23, 2012, 05:12:00 PM
Well, it's kind of surprising, but the big guy has come out in favor of prostitution.

If elected, he will issue a councilmanic executive order to stop police harassment of Ward 1 hookers.

Olde Towne will once again rock, as hoochie-koochie joints fire up in Bellevue's new red light district!

It's a really interesting ploy by the big sweaty hairball and his campaign strategist, the crazy bald dwarf. 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002598711

I suspect the big guy's given up; the work involved with campaigning is much more than he had anticipated, the money's not coming in as he had hoped, and the work involved with being a city councilman appears beyond his ability.

And so the big guy's deliberately sabotaging himself.

One need only remember that prospective transfer to the Omaha Police Department, which certainly the big guy killed with his "Free Mumia the cop-killer" campfire; he didn't want to go there, and well, that took care of that.

The big guy's dead-set on getting aboard the disability gravy-train, nothing less than a first-class ticket in the parlor car paid for by the taxpayers of Omaha, and won't settle for less.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: franksolich on April 23, 2012, 05:42:05 PM
Now, this is actually pretty funny:

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7. Carrying a small number is not proof of anything

But having a heck of a lot of them could be proof that one expects an awful lot of sex.

I may have been far too optimistic back when I was younger, but I didn't carry around a case of condoms.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Tucker on April 23, 2012, 05:56:08 PM
I suspect the big guy's given up; the work involved with campaigning is much more than he had anticipated, the money's not coming in as he had hoped, and the work involved with being a city councilman appears beyond his ability.

And so the big guy's deliberately sabotaging himself.

One need only remember that prospective transfer to the Omaha Police Department, which certainly the big guy killed with his "Free Mumia the cop-killer" campfire; he didn't want to go there, and well, that took care of that.

The big guy's dead-set on getting aboard the disability gravy-train, nothing less than a first-class ticket in the parlor car paid for by the taxpayers of Omaha, and won't settle for less.

Picture this scenario.

Socialist Steve Dawes, by hook or crook, manages to steal a spot on the council. He then negotiates, representing the City, a new union contract with the poop cleansing department at the water works dept.

This is why municipal employee should not be unionized. They give the union a 3% raise (minimum) and then the union kicks back part of that to the democrat in power that gave them the raise. Their hero Roosevelt knew this.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 23, 2012, 05:56:58 PM
Hmmmm. so by liberal logic...
If a woman owns a case of condoms we can call her a prostitute, but not a slut. OK. Got it.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: franksolich on April 23, 2012, 06:02:29 PM
Picture this scenario.

Socialist Steve Dawes, by hook or crook, manages to steal a spot on the council. He then negotiates, representing the City, a new union contract with the poop cleansing department at the water works dept.

This is why municipal employee should not be unionized. They give the union a 3% raise (minimum) and then the union kicks back part of that to the democrat in power that gave them the raise. Their hero Roosevelt knew this.

I'm sure the big guy for a brief time entertained fantasies of sitting in an office, skimming ten bucks off each tradesman's license, twenty-five bucks off each home-improvement permit, and 10% of all city construction projects, for himself.

After all, Democrats do that all the time in blue cities and blue states.

But Bellevue's not that way.  Hell, Democrat-machine-operated Omaha's not even anything near like that.

It appears to be slowly dawning on the big guy that the pickings might not be as much as he'd hoped.

And so he's losing interest; all he really wants is an arm-chair in the parlor-car of the disability gravy-train, and the chance to hang around the primitives on Skins's island all day long.  That's his life's ambition.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Big Dog on April 23, 2012, 06:08:10 PM
Olde Towne will once again rock, as hoochie-koochi joints fire up in Bellevue's new red light district!

Steve Dawes, Bellevue's Boss Tweed, knows where the money is: skimming $$$ from each "sex worker" license and bordello license in the new Amsterdam on the Missouri.

Hell, he may open his own place, "Worker's Paradise"! Union hookers only. You may want the good-enough-for-the-Secret-Service honeypot, but you are required to consort with the late-middle-aged, balding, Polish/Mexican, toad woman. She has seniority.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 23, 2012, 06:14:15 PM
Well now we know why he's watching the high school girls...
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Tucker on April 23, 2012, 06:21:41 PM
Steve Dawes, Bellevue's Boss Tweed, knows where the money is: skimming $$$ from each "sex worker" license and bordello license in the new Amsterdam on the Missouri.

Hell, he may open his own place, "Worker's Paradise"! Union hookers only. You may want the good-enough-for-the-Secret-Service honeypot, but you are required to consort with the late-middle-aged, balding, Polish/Mexican, toad woman. She has seniority.

Er!!! That job is sub-contracted out.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 23, 2012, 06:25:46 PM
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you are required to consort with the late-middle-aged, balding, Polish/Mexican, toad woman. She has seniority.

In order to hop around with the crazy bald dwarf, you must first spend at least four months at sea.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: franksolich on April 23, 2012, 06:30:49 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/TweedSr.jpg)
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/TweedJr.jpg)

Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Big Dog on April 23, 2012, 06:32:27 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/TweedSr.jpg)
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/TweedJr.jpg)



The resemblance is uncanny.

*****

Edited to add www.electstevedawes.com (http://www.electstevedawes.com)
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: franksolich on April 23, 2012, 06:42:31 PM
The resemblance is uncanny.

I need to kick myself; I keep forgetting to do this.

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Big Dog on April 23, 2012, 07:00:26 PM
I need to kick myself; I keep forgetting to do this.

www.electstevedawes.com

Me, too.

Mea culpa.

www.electstevedawes.com (http://www.electstevedawes.com)

Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: GOP Congress on April 23, 2012, 07:32:39 PM
Yep, Boss Tweed with a bad Rogaine procedure.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 23, 2012, 07:39:15 PM
There's a resemblance, but Boss Tweed's hair looks more like nadin's than the weeper's.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: jukin on April 23, 2012, 08:35:27 PM
There's a resemblance, but Boss Tweed's hair looks more like nadin's than the weeper's.

Please do not insult Boss Tweed like that. Tweed was known to wash his hair every other week. 
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: GOP Congress on April 24, 2012, 12:27:16 AM

Actually, Boss HOGG is more Steve's type...


(http://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/sheriff-fais-moi-peur-05-g.jpg)
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: obumazombie on April 24, 2012, 12:37:13 AM
But does Steve Dawes support Hookahs ?
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Karin on April 24, 2012, 07:11:21 AM
You may want the good-enough-for-the-Secret-Service honeypot, but you are required to consort with the late-middle-aged, balding, Polish/Mexican, toad woman. She has seniority.

 :lmao: :rotf:

Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: franksolich on April 24, 2012, 07:59:42 AM
There's a resemblance, but Boss Tweed's hair looks more like nadin's than the weeper's.

Probably smelled better too, I imagine.

Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: obumazombie on April 24, 2012, 11:36:19 AM
But does Steve Dawes support Hookahs ?
Please, someone, get that...
Glenn Close Fatal Attraction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOkgy6AXJF8)
I'm not going to be ignored...
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Tucker on April 24, 2012, 12:22:02 PM
Please, someone, get that...
Glenn Close Fatal Attraction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOkgy6AXJF8)
I'm not going to be ignored...

I got it.

I thought about it.

I ignored it.

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: obumazombie on April 24, 2012, 12:23:40 PM
I got it.

I thought about it.

I ignored it.

 :tongue:
That's gold Jerry, GOLD !
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Gina on April 24, 2012, 12:25:11 PM


The big guy's dead-set on getting aboard the disability gravy-train, nothing less than a first-class ticket in the parlor car paid for by the taxpayers of Omaha, and won't settle for less.

so maybe he will post pics of him white water rafting or something physical....  :lmao:  he isn't bright
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2012, 12:29:40 PM
Well, Boss Hogg was fat and sweaty, so there's some similarity.

On the other hand, Boss Hogg was clean and well-groomed, while the big guy never shaves or combs his brillo-pad hair, and appears to wear the accumulated grime of loafing around a sewage plant.

The net effect is very little physical resemblance between Socialist Steve and Boss Hogg.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: njpines on April 24, 2012, 12:31:04 PM
so maybe he will post pics of him white water rafting or something physical....  :lmao:  he isn't bright

Has he ever done anything physical . . . other than pretending to get hurt?

www.electstevedawes.com (http://www.electstevedawes.com)
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2012, 12:36:24 PM
Has he ever done anything physical . . . other than pretending to get hurt?

www.electstevedawes.com (http://www.electstevedawes.com)
He knocked up a girl in high school.
And injured his back in the process.
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: njpines on April 24, 2012, 12:41:51 PM
He knocked up a girl in high school.
And injured his back in the process.

Do NOT want to see pictures of that!

No worker's comp, Steve-O??

www.electstevedawes.com (http://www.electstevedawes.com)
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Gina on April 24, 2012, 01:46:46 PM
He knocked up a girl in high school.
And injured his back in the process.

should have used a 2 x 4 !
Title: Re: Socialist Steve Supports Bellevue Hookers
Post by: Airwolf on April 24, 2012, 04:37:25 PM
http://www.electstevedawes.com/