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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Sprout on April 21, 2012, 01:49:34 PM
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This is the first time I've ever done this so I hope I'm doing it right.
Yesterday afternoon I was coming out of Cabin John Shopping Center in Potomac, MD. I glanced at the car in front of me and surprise, surprise it had a DummyUnderground bumper sticker on it. It also had the obligatory Bamster '12 sticker but the Dummy sticker cracked me. I couldn't believe somebody would actually admit they belong there. Anyway, I was turning left and the car was going straight so I glanced over as I drove by. It appeared to be an Asian female with a kid. She was not driving a hybrid and she was going towards the wealthier part of Potomac.
I wonder if the Dummies know they have a 1% in there midst.
Sorry, no conversions or police jumping out of the bushes. I did have a big fight with a liberal yesterday when I told him if he touched my dog it'd be the last thing he ever did but I doubt I converted him. :naughty: I do think he's now scared of me though. :rofl:
Anyway, has anybody else seen a Dumpster sticker.
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I did have a big fight with a liberal yesterday when I told him if he touched my dog it'd be the last thing he ever did but I doubt I converted him. :naughty: I do think he's now scared of me though. :rofl:
Tell more!
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Tell more!
Let's just say some loser in my neighborhood decided to take offense that my little puppy had the nerve to tinkle on a telephone pole when I was walking him. He came down his driveway to harass me. Plumpy, my dog, thought he was coming to say hello so he started walking up the driveway. This loser lifted his leg to kick my dog. My pups is a pomapoo. Told him that if he touched my dog it'd be the last thing he ever did and that my f'ing dog would pee anywhere he wanted to. I suggested he needed to seek help if he was concerned about a little dog's pee. He said how dare I speak to him like that. I told him I'd speak to him any f'ing way I wanted to. He said if my dog came on his property he'd call the cops. I said no problem, I'd go home and call them myself since he's the one who had started it. As I turned to walk home he started stomping his feet at Plumps. I then told him that's the problem with you liberals, you're all nuts and ruin everything. :mad:
I just knew he was a liberal. When I got home I called my husband who looked him up. Turns out his a big lib lawyer who works for the government and went to big lib schools. His wife, who didn't take his last name, went to Yale and writes for the WashPo. One of his daughters is going to some Netherlands school of human rights and the other one goes to some other lib college. My husband convinced me not to call the cops and that he'd write him a letter instead. He's a lawyer too, but not a lib.
I live in a sea of lunatics and I hate it here. It's starting to give me panic attacks. The idiot next door told the guy across the street to please turn off his porch light at night because he was contributing to light pollution. :argh
From now on I carry my cell phone and the pink zapper my son gave me. DUmmy libs are really crazy. :mental:
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From now on I carry my cell phone and the pink zapper my son gave me. DUmmy libs are really crazy. :mental:
If you have to tase anyone, smile when you're doing it. You can get away with more that way. :zap: :zap: :zap: O-) O-) O-) :-) :-) :-)
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Nope, I haven't seen a DU sticker at all.
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If you have to tase anyone, smile when you're doing it. You can get away with more that way. :zap: :zap: :zap: O-) O-) O-) :-) :-) :-)
I will keep that in mind, although crying when the cops arrive always works well. :naughty: I also have a pink and silver 9 mm but since I live in liberal land, it has to stay in my house. It's scary out there. :(
I am letting all my fellow dog walkers know about him though. Sometimes it's better to avoid the crazier of the libs. Although we did consider getting all the dogs in the neighborhood together to let them all pee on his lawn at the same time. :-)
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This is the first time I've ever done this so I hope I'm doing it right.
{snip}:rofl:
Anyway, has anybody else seen a Dumpster sticker.
I have seen one here in P_town North a long time ago but not recently. Funny now that I think of it I haven't seen many Barrio/ Biden 2012 stickers and the Kerry / Edwards are most all gone too. :lmao:
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Here in red state hell, I very rarely see any evidence of the existence of democrats, unless I venture up into the hellhole big city.
Even there, if you confine yourself to the civilized districts, it's nearly all repukes and tourists.
Just a smattering of democrat panhandlers, but they have nothing to stick a bumpersticker on.
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In the Capitol District of NY, one thinks that one would see moonbats everywhere. For a while, there were. Lately, there's been fewer and fewer of them. No DUmbass stickers anywhere.
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The closest I had ever seen was a jeep with a gigantic Scare America radio graphic in the back window. This was after the network collapsed, and I remember thinking to myself, is the owner a liberal, or did he get a company jeep at the Air America bankruptcy fire sale ?
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Several years ago returning from KC airport on southbound I-35, I saw a DU sticker on an butt-ugly riceburner SUV with an obese woman driving it.......could have been P2BL.....
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Seen a few of the "Barry 2012" stickers around where I work, which is a college town.
I just point and laugh as I drive past. :lmao:
http://www.electstevedawes.com
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Seen a few of the "Barry 2012" stickers around where I work, which is a college town.
I just point and laugh as I drive past. :lmao:
http://www.electstevedawes.com
I've seen a few of those too here in Ft Bragg. I was surprised...