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Title: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: dane on April 21, 2012, 07:06:54 AM
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Justice wanted (2,208 posts)
6. I hate this mother ****ing hell hole of a country more and more each day! If things get worse I
would rather die than spend another moment in this hell

The DUmmy doesn't seem to realize that there are people from OTHER countries coming here every day - many legally, others not so much (these are the ones the DUmmies really like) because the conditions/opportunities are better than what they are currently experiencing.

Perhaps this DUmmy can simply swap places with one of them.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 21, 2012, 07:23:19 AM
The DUmmy doesn't seem to realize that there are people from OTHER countries coming here every day - many legally, others not so much (these are the ones the DUmmies really like) because the conditions/opportunities are better than what they are currently experiencing.

Perhaps this DUmmy can simply swap places with one of them.

Maybe the DUmb**** can swap places with a starving person in North Korea.  It's a socialist's paradise!
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Celtic Rose on April 21, 2012, 07:31:04 AM
The DUmmy doesn't seem to realize that there are people from OTHER countries coming here every day - many legally, others not so much (these are the ones the DUmmies really like) because the conditions/opportunities are better than what they are currently experiencing.

Perhaps this DUmmy can simply swap places with one of them.

Other countries are usually pretty picky about who gets to live there.  Generally, you have to have some sort of special skills or be a refugee.  I doubt most Dummies would qualify. 
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Big Dog on April 21, 2012, 07:45:42 AM
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Justice wanted (2,208 posts)
6. I hate this mother ****ing hell hole of a country more and more each day! If things get worse I
would rather die than spend another moment in this hell

DUmmy, your sweet escape from the eeeevil US of A is just a garbage bag and a roll of duct tape away.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 21, 2012, 07:55:58 AM
DUmmy, your sweet escape from the eeeevil US of A is just a garbage bag and a roll of duct tape away.

My first thoughts involved using a heavy duty garbage bag to hold all his worldly goods......but I like your use better. I defer to a better idea.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Texacon on April 21, 2012, 08:08:04 AM
Why now?  O'bama hasn't been given enough time to fix all the problems President Bush created.

 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 21, 2012, 09:36:04 AM
Other countries are usually pretty picky about who gets to live there.  Generally, you have to have some sort of special skills or be a refugee.  I doubt most Dummies would qualify. 
Yeppers. Not much opening for drug addicts and disability scammers in other countries.
Other countries expect you to (gasp!) contribute to society-not a progressive strong point there.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Freeper on April 21, 2012, 10:53:56 AM
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Justice wanted (2,208 posts)
6. I hate this mother ****ing hell hole of a country more and more each day! If things get worse I
would rather die than spend another moment in this hell

Then go kill yourself. What a whiny little piss ant.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Freeper on April 21, 2012, 10:56:09 AM
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14. Then GO

You can either stay and fight to retain our freedoms or you can get on a plane or drive up or down an interstate and leave the country. Either way, whining is not becoming.
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That post was rude and hurtful, but this country being a hell hole isn't? Oh that's right the DUmp is full of ingrates who can't stand any freedom.  :banghead:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 21, 2012, 11:04:16 AM
Why now?  O'bama hasn't been given enough time to fix all the problems President Bush created.

 :lmao:

KC

Mark my words, that will become a talking point in the campaign this fall at some point. :mental:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Freeper on April 21, 2012, 11:11:54 AM
Mark my words, that will become a talking point in the campaign this fall at some point. :mental:

They have already started spreading that message, then add to it the earthquakes, arab spring, the groundhog seeing its shadow, and whatever excuse they can cook up.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: docstew on April 21, 2012, 11:55:30 AM
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Justice wanted (2,208 posts)
6. I hate this mother ****ing hell hole of a country more and more each day! If things get worse I
would rather die than spend another moment in this hell

Funny, that's the thought I usually have after a few months in Afghanistan or Iraq...
Title: Re: Re: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: 67 Rover on April 21, 2012, 12:28:38 PM
They have already started spreading that message, then add to it the earthquakes, arab spring, the groundhog seeing its shadow, and whatever excuse they can cook up.


Those damn ATM machines don't forget those.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Rebel on April 21, 2012, 01:41:32 PM
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Justice wanted (2,208 posts)

6. I hate this mother ****ing hell hole of a country more and more each day! If things get worse I
would rather die than spend another moment in this hell

(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb262/gnomeling/WellBye.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 21, 2012, 01:54:59 PM
They have already started spreading that message, then add to it the earthquakes, arab spring, the groundhog seeing its shadow, and whatever excuse they can cook up.

Leaders--true leaders--don't make excuses.  They make results.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 21, 2012, 05:36:30 PM
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb262/gnomeling/WellBye.jpg)

Curly Bill. I liked Powers Boothe in Deadwood as well.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: obumazombie on April 21, 2012, 06:30:02 PM

Those damn ATM machines don't forget those.
The tsunami. Kiosks. Any excuse will work.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 21, 2012, 08:25:21 PM
Maybe the DUmb**** can swap places with a starving person in North Korea.  It's a socialist's paradise!

I'd swap every dummy in dummyland for ordinary North Koreans. It'd be a win-win! The dummys would get the free health care they so crave and the ordinary North Koreans would make the best of their opportunities here and become productive citizens. All we would have to do is have the ordinary North Koreans take a tour of any grocery store in the US and tell them they could buy all they want... as long as they get a job and provide for themselves.

As for the dummies... well I bet the NK health care system would cure all their ills.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Vagabond on April 21, 2012, 09:25:44 PM
Other countries are usually pretty picky about who gets to live there.  Generally, you have to have some sort of special skills or be a refugee.  I doubt most Dummies would qualify. 

Or at least present them with the ability to get your own business started in their country.  I've told my wife if I ever leave the US about the country I would go to.  She was surprised but their visa requirements are very straight forward and reasonable, the government is stable, they are capitalists, and I speak their language.  All important considerations.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: sybilll on April 22, 2012, 12:04:02 AM
Why now?  O'bama hasn't been given enough time to fix all the problems President Bush created.

 :lmao:

KC
Seriously, I have yet to hear one single thing that Obama wants to do in his 2nd term.  Zero. Zilch.  He shot his wad in the first 2 years.  Other than feel-good platitudes, I can't fathom what he will actually run on. 
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: obumazombie on April 22, 2012, 12:22:33 AM
Seriously, I have yet to hear one single thing that Obama wants to do in his 2nd term.  Zero. Zilch.  He shot his wad in the first 2 years.  Other than feel-good platitudes, I can't fathom what he will actually run on. 
1- An alleged War on women. Started by owebuma as an actual war on religion, jiu jitsu'ed into a war on reproductive rights, jiu jitsu'ed into a war on women who stay at home to work to raise their family.
2- A war on Romney's dog, jiu jitsu'ed into eating dogs
3- A war on Romney's alleged polygamy jiu jitsu'ed into owebuma' actual polygamy.

In addition to the above, any distraction from owebuma's record.
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 22, 2012, 11:25:50 AM
Why now?  O'bama hasn't been given enough time to fix all the problems President Bush created.

 :lmao:

KC

That will be their mantra this year: "A mess so bad that it couldn't be cleaned up in one term".
Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 22, 2012, 01:20:51 PM
Seriously, I have yet to hear one single thing that Obama wants to do in his 2nd term.  Zero. Zilch.  He shot his wad in the first 2 years.  Other than feel-good platitudes, I can't fathom what he will actually run on. 
He can't mention the things he wants to do in his second term. It would doom his reelection.

For starters, you will get at least two more Supreme Court justices from among the community organizer pro bono lawyer corps.

If he can get an iron-clad socialist majority on the Court, he can explore the limits of executive orders, bypassing Congress.

Title: Re: Dummy doesn't like this country, but hasn't packed to leave yet.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 22, 2012, 02:43:52 PM
There are a lot of people who hate this country, but have't left it yet. That is mostly because they know that they won't be able to voice their hate anywhere else.