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Title: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 13, 2008, 08:24:21 AM
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AutumnMist  (987 posts)       Tue May-13-08 01:40 AM
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If You Want To See My Cleavage PM Me
She has a pic up...not bad cleavage :-) http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7730749 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7730749)
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: VivisMom on May 13, 2008, 08:28:21 AM
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AutumnMist  (987 posts)       Tue May-13-08 01:40 AM
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If You Want To See My Cleavage PM Me
She has a pic up...not bad cleavage :-) http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7730749 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7730749)

She's a butter face. No cleavage can fix that.
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: TheSarge on May 13, 2008, 08:30:37 AM

She's a butter face. No cleavage can fix that.

She has a face?  :-)
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: BEG on May 13, 2008, 08:34:02 AM
What is a butter face?  I have never heard that term before.
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: VivisMom on May 13, 2008, 08:40:11 AM
What is a butter face?  I have never heard that term before.

LOL, I picked it up from my husband.

It's basically, "She's got a nice rack, but her face..."  :spork:
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: Rebel on May 13, 2008, 08:43:43 AM
What is a butter face?  I have never heard that term before.

It's like having Summer Teeth.  :-)

..and that fug's cleavage doesn't do anything for me.
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: HACKSAW on May 13, 2008, 08:53:07 AM
I've seen better heads on month old beer!
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 13, 2008, 09:13:01 AM
What is a butter face?  I have never heard that term before.

LOL, I picked it up from my husband.

It's basically, "She's got a nice rack, but her face..."  :spork:
It actually stands for "Everythings good!...but her face!" :-)
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: DixieBelle on May 13, 2008, 10:51:38 AM
Canyon boobs. Flapjacks too. :-)
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: BEG on May 13, 2008, 01:51:33 PM
What is a butter face?  I have never heard that term before.

LOL, I picked it up from my husband.

It's basically, "She's got a nice rack, but her face..."  :spork:

LOL
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: FlaGator on May 14, 2008, 08:00:37 AM
Jenny Craig maybe?
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: VivisMom on May 14, 2008, 08:04:06 AM
Canyon boobs. Flapjacks too. :-)

They might not be so bad if she'd wear a bra. Or is that just another way for 'the MAN' to oppress her?  :whatever:
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: DixieBelle on May 14, 2008, 08:38:08 AM
Canyon boobs. Flapjacks too. :-)

They might not be so bad if she'd wear a bra. Or is that just another way for 'the MAN' to oppress her?  :whatever:
LOL! Probably.
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: Full-Auto on May 14, 2008, 12:49:44 PM
(https://www.highlandgear.com/catalog/images/Spork.jpg)

Ick.  Thank God she lost her camera.  Too bad she didn't lose it before she snapped that pic she posted in the thread.
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 14, 2008, 01:00:37 PM
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AutumnMist  (987 posts)       Tue May-13-08 01:40 AM
Original message
If You Want To See My Cleavage PM Me
She has a pic up...not bad cleavage :-) http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7730749 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7730749)

She's a butter face. No cleavage can fix that.

butter face? She looks like large vat of the churned stuff.....
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: stickyboot on May 15, 2008, 04:13:28 PM
The sunglasses were a weird touch, but my own thoughts went to why didn't she DO SOMETHING with her hair?
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: Chris_ on May 15, 2008, 04:36:19 PM
I guess being married to The Straight Story funds are a little tight right now for hair what with him having to pay fines and all.  Maybe he could sell her boob shots ?  He doesn't have a problem dropping her off at the local bar all alone so it's not a question of morals.

He has got to be the whiniest man at the DUmp.  Okay Redstone takes first place, The Straight Story is second. 
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: Chris_ on May 15, 2008, 08:32:55 PM
I guess being married to The Straight Story funds are a little tight right now for hair what with him having to pay fines and all.  Maybe he could sell her boob shots ?  He doesn't have a problem dropping her off at the local bar all alone so it's not a question of morals.

He has got to be the whiniest man at the DUmp.  Okay Redstone takes first place, The Straight Story is second. 

Ouch!  :-)


High five.
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: jtyangel on May 15, 2008, 08:35:21 PM
that's not cleavage...that's the 'why do women spread their tits apart' thing I mentioned in another thread.  :-) If you want cleavage...well, never mind.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: stickyboot on May 15, 2008, 08:39:57 PM
OMG, here's the capper at the end of the thread:

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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)       Wed May-14-08 12:04 AM
Response to Reply #18
19. She would but she is bed ridden tonight
 Having a few drinks of Vodka and having Parkinson's don't always mix

But damn, last night was a blast

 
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: jtyangel on May 15, 2008, 08:42:26 PM
OMG, here's the capper at the end of the thread:

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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)       Wed May-14-08 12:04 AM
Response to Reply #18
19. She would but she is bed ridden tonight
 Having a few drinks of Vodka and having Parkinson's don't always mix

But damn, last night was a blast

 


OMG!! WTH is wrong with these people. I wonder if we supplement their income with disability too so that Mrs. SS can recover from her benders that aggrevate her chronic medical condition?
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: Chris_ on May 15, 2008, 11:05:15 PM
The answer to your question is probably yes.

Another prime example ? The ex Mrs. Sniffa.
Title: Re: Drunk primitive offering to flash!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 16, 2008, 05:46:50 AM
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Having a few drinks of Vodka and having Parkinson's don't always mix
Jesus! Please tell me these two don't have kids!