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Title: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on April 20, 2012, 07:21:53 PM: New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 04-20-12 (Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day!) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2874666/posts)

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5454/6950945464_1f357f0d9a_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on April 20, 2012, 07:22:53 PM: (http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5328/7097512563_a8f1db3646.jpg)
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: USA4ME on April 20, 2012, 07:23:54 PM: Let's all dance around the maypole like good commies.

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Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: EagleKeeper on April 20, 2012, 07:29:51 PM: I plan on laying in my front yard an yanking my nose hairs out.
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 20, 2012, 07:33:07 PM: May 1st, just checked my calendar. That's a Tuesday. Nope, gotta work that day. Sorry.
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: miskie on April 20, 2012, 07:39:54 PM: (http://acecombatskies.com/uploads/gallery/1215328643/gallery_1354_13_8721.jpg)

Above - MIG performing a 'General Strike'
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Chris_ on April 20, 2012, 07:42:26 PM: "A day without the 99 percent*

Thank God for small favors.
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 20, 2012, 07:59:33 PM: and so, after accomplish absolutely nothing last year, the occupiers begin again, using exactly the same tactics.

Might I suggest renting Porta Potties this time?
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 20, 2012, 08:12:33 PM: I wrote a song for them, to the tune of Devo's Mongoloid

Occutards they are the occutards
Angrier than you and me
Occutards they are the occutards
And it determined that they couldn't see
Occutards they are the occutards
One puff of pot too many
Occutards they were the occutards
Abundent with the hate and envy

And they had no jobs
And they had no cars
And they sponged off their parents
And so everyone knew

Occutards, Occutards
May first is their stoner holiday
Occutard, occutards
But no weed, 'cause no money to pay

Occutards they are the occutards
Out rioting in the street
Occutards they are the occutards
Inchoherent demands to meet
Occutards they are the occutards
On plastic drums they keep beat
Occutards they are the occutards
Now they're standing outside in the sleet

And they have no jobs
and they have no cars
and they sponge off civilization
so that we all knew
Occutards

You're Welcomed!
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: delilahmused on April 20, 2012, 09:03:58 PM: Oh Charles, that was so funny! I'm sitting here laughing so hard my dogs are looking at like I've gone completely nuts!

Cindie
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: miskie on April 20, 2012, 10:32:06 PM: Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 20, 2012, 08:12:33 PM
I wrote a song for them, to the tune of Devo's Mongoloid

Occutards they are the occutards
Angrier than you and me
Occutards they are the occutards
And it determined that they couldn't see
Occutards they are the occutards
One puff of pot too many
Occutards they were the occutards
Abundent with the hate and envy

And they had no jobs
And they had no cars
And they sponged off their parents
And so everyone knew

Occutards, Occutards
May first is their stoner holiday
Occutard, occutards
But no weed, 'cause no money to pay

Occutards they are the occutards
Out rioting in the street
Occutards they are the occutards
Inchoherent demands to meet
Occutards they are the occutards
On plastic drums they keep beat
Occutards they are the occutards
Now they're standing outside in the sleet

And they have no jobs
and they have no cars
and they sponge off civilization
so that we all knew
Occutards

You're Welcomed!

Awesome.
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: dandi on April 20, 2012, 10:56:21 PM: Yeah, I have to work that day, too. I think I'll take my wife out to dinner the next day though at Outback or Carrabba's, just to make some slave-wage-paying, union-busting, environment-destroying One Percenter richer.
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: obumazombie on April 20, 2012, 11:20:21 PM: Quote from: USA4ME on April 20, 2012, 07:23:54 PM
Let's all dance around the maypole like good commies.

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Yes, but let's keep it safe out there...
Men Without Hats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av3e)
Surprise them with a victory cry !
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 21, 2012, 06:19:21 AM: One of the things that really bugged me was the reaction from the judges...When Occupoopers got arrested, they were released only a few hours later, and then went on to re-offend.

Keep them in jail for a few months! Lets see em block streets with that as a real possibility.
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: movie buff on April 21, 2012, 07:12:28 AM: Oh, this ought to be good.
(In Emeril Lagasse's voice)
So, first, you gotta take a smattering of spoiled, self- righteous, brain- damaged, dope- addled Communist trust fund brats known as Occupiers.
Then, you take it up a notch with the onset of May Day, the most sacred holiday of the year for Communist/ Anarchist scum like them, celebrated through vandalism, violence, looting and rioting for no good reason.
Then, to spice it up a little more, you add the commentary of the DUmmy FUnnies crew, who specialize in hilariously skewering the pretentious Internet rantings of scum like them.
And, BAM! You've got yourself a recipe for pure comedy gold!

btw, awesome song parody, Duke!
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Big Dog on April 21, 2012, 07:29:53 AM: Quote from: Charles Henrickson on April 20, 2012, 07:21:53 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 04-20-12 (Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day!) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2874666/posts)

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5454/6950945464_1f357f0d9a_z.jpg)

That's a keeper, Charles.

I especially like "DUodenum". Consider it stolen!
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 21, 2012, 09:35:25 AM: General strike! General strike!

It's gonna shut the country down!

The crazy bald dwarf, the Rasputin of the DUmpmonkeys, warned us a year ago.

She's brilliant.
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 21, 2012, 09:41:23 AM: Quote from: Charles Henrickson on April 20, 2012, 07:21:53 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 04-20-12 (Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day!) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2874666/posts)

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5454/6950945464_1f357f0d9a_z.jpg)

Ya know what I find most interesting about this poster, Charles?

Its the Highlighted phrase, "No Chores." That could ONLY have been written by a kid who still lives with his parents. Its not the mark of a revolutionary...its the mark of a rebellious child.

"Son, make your bed."
"I can't! Its Mayday!"
"Make your bed or I won't drive you to the protest."
"Awwww, Dad!"
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on April 21, 2012, 11:05:10 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on April 21, 2012, 07:29:53 AM
I especially like "DUodenum".

"Like Velveeta through the DUodenum." Yeah, I liked that one, too. I figure if I write something that makes *me* laugh, it will work for others also.

The one no one yet has commented on (here or at the other DUFU locations), but one I am especially pleased with, is right there in the title: "Prog Spring," which I think is a perfect pun. Maybe not many know the referent any more. Nadin would know, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on April 21, 2012, 11:28:32 AM: I'm having late '60s flashbacks:

(http://images.alternet.org/images/managed/storyimages_1334175439_screenshot20120403at20543pm.png)
Title: Re: Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day! (New DUFU)
Post by: Big Dog on April 21, 2012, 12:11:55 PM: Quote from: Charles Henrickson on April 21, 2012, 11:05:10 AM
"Like Velveeta through the DUodenum." Yeah, I liked that one, too. I figure if I write something that makes *me* laugh, it will work for others also.

The one no one yet has commented on (here or at the other DUFU locations), but one I am especially pleased with, is right there in the title: "Prog Spring," which I think is a perfect pun. Maybe not many know the referent any more. Nadin would know, I'm sure.

I missed it until you pointed it out. Nice, and subtle!