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Title: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 20, 2012, 05:48:10 PM
As many of you know, during the last presidential election it was implied that everyone would get a unicorn if The Changer was elected. Unfortunately, before any of the unicorns could be delivered they all tragically died in a fire caused by The Changer's teleprompter. I thought that was the end of the unicorn saga, but it seems as if I was mistaken.

Due to the closeness of the polls and psychic cries from DU, I have word that The Changer's people are talking about bringing back the unicorns for this election. I know. You're all wondering how they can even talk about the unicorns if they all died in the fire. Well, apparently they were able to recover some unicorn DNA from the body and are doing some cloning.

The problem is that the recovered DNA was badly damaged in the fire. In an attempt to correct the damaged DNA they have spliced in DNA from two sources. I suppose somewhat like was done in Jurassic Park.

One thing that I believe is a mistake on their part is that I've heard that they are using scientists who are unemployed global warming advocates instead of scientists that specialize in DNA.

No photos were allowed to be taken of the original unicorns, and naturally they are not allowing any photos to be taken of this new cloned breed. I, however, have been able to obtain a hastily drawn rendition of both from a fictional spirit-guide friend who is on assignment on site.

The first is one of the original unicorns. The second is the clone. With the clone it appears that at least one, and possibly both, of the sources used for the spliced DNA were Jackasses.

Original unicorn
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/unicon.jpg)

Cloned unicon?
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/DUnicorn.jpg)
Title: Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
Post by: miskie on April 20, 2012, 05:57:20 PM
(http://www.angryblacklady.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/obama-unicorn.jpg)
Title: Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
Post by: vesta111 on April 20, 2012, 06:06:53 PM
What Obama did not tell [his people] or others is that a Unicon is only attracted to Virgins or either sex.

What good is a Unicon if one is not a Virgin ?????
Title: Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
Post by: diesel driver on April 21, 2012, 04:28:36 AM
Quote from: miskie on April 20, 2012, 05:57:20 PM
(http://www.angryblacklady.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/obama-unicorn.jpg)

Two jackasses in one photo.  "Twin brothers from different mothers."

http://www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
Post by: bijou on April 21, 2012, 04:26:01 PM
Yay, there will be unicorns for all. Hurrah!

(http://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/5/7/4/8/a2993329-145-obama-unicorn.jpg?d=1263591955)


BTW Flippy with all this dog eating going on, you need to be a bit careful this coming election season.  :-)
Title: Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
Post by: miskie on April 21, 2012, 04:30:34 PM
Quote from: bijou on April 21, 2012, 04:26:01 PM
Yay, there will be unicorns for all. Hurrah!

(http://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/5/7/4/8/a2993329-145-obama-unicorn.jpg?d=1263591955)


BTW Flippy with all this dog eating going on, you need to be a bit careful this coming election season.  :-)

Wow. that's bad art -- it gave me Flight of the Conchords flashbacks.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QFRF28Dnl0U/SZdJm3r7mRI/AAAAAAAAARY/yxyK_NLvjUE/s400/FlightOfTheConcords_02x03_2.jpg)
Title: Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
Post by: bijou on April 21, 2012, 04:51:47 PM
Quote from: miskie on April 21, 2012, 04:30:34 PM
Wow. that's bad art -- it gave me Flight of the Conchords flashbacks.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QFRF28Dnl0U/SZdJm3r7mRI/AAAAAAAAARY/yxyK_NLvjUE/s400/FlightOfTheConcords_02x03_2.jpg)

Just google 'obama unicorn' there is a veritable feast of bad art at least one of which is bordering on pr0n.