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Title: AIRPORT SCREENING RESULTS!
Post by: CG6468 on April 20, 2012, 08:58:14 AM

AIRPORT SCREENING RESULTS!


January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered: 0

Transvestites: 133

Hernias: 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172

Enlarged Prostates: 8,249

Breast Implants: 59,350

Natural Blondes: 3
 
It was also discovered that 535 congress representatives had no balls.
 

Title: Re: AIRPORT SCREENING RESULTS!
Post by: Eupher on April 20, 2012, 09:45:36 AM

Let's start trending that information. It'll become valuable in November.