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Title: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 18, 2012, 11:54:01 AM
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Chemistry geeks: what are these 2 chemicals? ( the House wants to reduce the import duty on them)
I figure that if the Repubs are trying to legislate lower duties on these chemicals,
it must be benefiting them in some way.

H.R. 4358: To extend the temporary reduction of duty on 2-Methyl-5-nitrobenzenesulfonic acid.
and
H.R. 4359: To suspend temporarily the duty on Benzenesulfonyl chloride.
Sponsor: Rep. Mick Mulvaney

We obviously are importing them, it appears from China. Have no clue what they are used for, or why they would be singled out in a bill.
Same sponsor on both bills.


Oh, those? When you inject those into liberal chicks, it removes the hair from their armpits and sanitizes their lady parts. Nothing to worry over. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002578356)


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11. Good place to find all of his bills on chemicals. Thanks.

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I KNOW there is something behind this, but what it is is not clear.

Um, idiot? Someone greased the guy's palm to get cheaper goods from China so you can buy cheaper shit here.


Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: Gina on April 18, 2012, 11:55:14 AM
 :lmao:  this conspiracy theory is gonna be fun to watch develop
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: Chris_ on April 18, 2012, 11:57:37 AM
Someone get the vinegar! :panic:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgol9j1_CiE[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: 67 Rover on April 18, 2012, 12:02:25 PM

Oh, those? When you inject those into liberal chicks, it removes the hair from their armpits and sanitizes their lady parts. Nothing to worry over. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002578356)


Um, idiot? Someone greased the guy's palm to get cheaper goods from China so you can buy cheaper shit here.




Exactly right! Vajayjay bleach.
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: obumazombie on April 18, 2012, 12:12:16 PM
Someone get the vinegar! :panic:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgol9j1_CiE[/youtube]
I seem to constantly underestimate the number of deranged people in the population.
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: Karin on April 18, 2012, 12:17:18 PM
Warpy got to the bottom of it!

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)
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 Warpy (62,965 posts)

2. Both are used in the production of dyes and pigments

and the latter is also used in perfumes and drugs, although its main use is in producing peroxides. So increasing duties might create an undue hardship for all those bottle blondes at Pox News.

China is the main global supplier of both chemicals.

(No, I'm not that smart and my years of chemical engineering were many, many years ago. I just looked them up)

What, she's taking her cues from Nadin now? 
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 18, 2012, 12:18:31 PM
Warpy got to the bottom of it!

What, she's taking her cues from Nadin now? 


     Cooking meth and boiling skag in a dirty spoon is the extent of her chemical engineering experience.
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: Chris_ on April 18, 2012, 12:19:59 PM
chemical engineering = pocketing pharmecuticals from the locked cabinet at the hospital.
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: Rebel on April 18, 2012, 12:24:25 PM
I seem to constantly underestimate the number of deranged people in the population.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the common human.



[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUAicXcJCo&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: obumazombie on April 18, 2012, 12:28:29 PM
They're contrails. Where is the chemtrail tag coming from ? In no way will contrails ever be shown to have the ability to advance a lib agenda. They're completely innocuous. Dude spread more pollution driving his piston internal combustion engine to his secret observation spot.
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: Rebel on April 18, 2012, 12:31:28 PM
They're contrails. Where is the chemtrail tag coming from ? In no way will contrails ever be shown to have the ability to advance a lib agenda. They're completely innocuous. Dude spread more pollution driving his piston internal combustion engine to his secret observation spot.

Those kooks don't understand contrails. They believe they are chemicals used by the government to control our minds.
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: obumazombie on April 18, 2012, 12:34:17 PM
Those kooks don't understand contrails. They believe they are chemicals used by the government to control our minds.
That's exactly what someone from the government who is controlling my mind would say.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 18, 2012, 12:38:26 PM
That's exactly what someone from the government who is controlling my mind would say.  :-)


     That attitude got SpiralHawk TS'd from DU early this year. That was a shame.
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 18, 2012, 12:40:26 PM
They're contrails. Where is the chemtrail tag coming from ? In no way will contrails ever be shown to have the ability to advance a lib agenda. They're completely innocuous. Dude spread more pollution driving his piston internal combustion engine to his secret observation spot.

It's kind of an inside joke here, going back quite a ways.  Among the DUmmies, one of their big conspiracy theories was ChemTrails, the idea that some kind of harmful (Psychotropics for behavior control?  Something of the sort, anyway) were being spread masked in jet contrails to control (Or do something nefarious) to the populace.  Sort of a Leftie counterpart to the far-right-wing (Or wacko Libertarian) black helicopter thing.  DU relegated the Troofers, ChemTrail freaks, and other assorted nutbar posts that made even DU look bad to their own little Devil's Island subforum for CT stuff some time ago. 
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: obumazombie on April 18, 2012, 12:54:19 PM
It's kind of an inside joke here, going back quite a ways.  Among the DUmmies, one of their big conspiracy theories was ChemTrails, the idea that some kind of harmful (Psychotropics for behavior control?  Something of the sort, anyway) were being spread masked in jet contrails to control (Or do something nefarious) to the populace.  Sort of a Leftie counterpart to the far-right-wing (Or wacko Libertarian) black helicopter thing.  DU relegated the Troofers, ChemTrail freaks, and other assorted nutbar posts that made even DU look bad to their own little Devil's Island subforum for CT stuff some time ago. 
Ahssssso (say it like Charlie Chan).
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: Mike220 on April 18, 2012, 01:08:38 PM
Warpy got to the bottom of it!

What, she's taking her cues from Nadin now? 

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so yeah. I'd bet she really wants the DOTY this year too.
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: 67 Rover on April 18, 2012, 01:19:22 PM
It's kind of an inside joke here, going back quite a ways.  Among the DUmmies, one of their big conspiracy theories was ChemTrails, the idea that some kind of harmful (Psychotropics for behavior control?  Something of the sort, anyway) were being spread masked in jet contrails to control (Or do something nefarious) to the populace.  Sort of a Leftie counterpart to the far-right-wing (Or wacko Libertarian) black helicopter thing.  DU relegated the Troofers, ChemTrail freaks, and other assorted nutbar posts that made even DU look bad to their own little Devil's Island subforum for CT stuff some time ago. 

Grapefruit juice a la UGpanther
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 18, 2012, 01:31:40 PM
Those kooks don't understand contrails. They believe they are chemicals used by the government to control our minds.
...and have been using them to control our minds since 1944
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wfOrez6q7WM[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmb-lock Holmes dixiegrrl tries to figure out chemicals, ends up with H2SO4.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 18, 2012, 02:41:03 PM
Those kooks don't understand contrails. They believe they are chemicals used by the government to control our minds.
Y2K was the first Internet Age craze. For the first time, lunatics could gather in great numbers and exchange "information".

Previously, conspiracy nut causes like anti-fluoridation had far greater difficulty maintaining communications and publicity.

With the internet, whole nutbag communities can flourish, and they have.

After Y2K evaporated, the nuts needed a new rallying point, and a paranoid schizophrenic somewhere came up with the idea of chemtrails.

It took off like wildfire, but eventually the 911 conspiracy nuts won out, and marginalized the chemtrail nuts.

Soon, the BFEE nuts, trying to figure out how Rove was able to kick their asses twice by stealing Florida and Ohio, pushed the 911 MIHOP and LIHOP nuts into padded cells.

If the jug-eared muslim loses in November, a whole new generation of conspiracy nutcases will be spawned, and they will likely label all the BFEE conspiracists as lunatics, and take their place as the pre-eminent community of nuts.

Of course, the internet is a big place, with room for more than one community of lunatics.

While the BFEE haters (along with their subgroup, the global warmers) are currently most prominent, groups like the anti-vaccination nuts and the cellphone-brain cancer nuts can still prosper.

These nutcase communities are always stalwarts of the democrat base.