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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on May 12, 2008, 11:35:37 PM
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The term "Bouncy" has taken on a life of its own, but it does have a definite origin. It has come to represent a completely fake encounter, often involving a conversion of a Republican to the liberal side. I'm pleased to present again, the very best of the original Bouncy:
I think I live in Arlen, Texas. Only it's not funny, just sad. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3066477)
So I'm kinda sick of bad teachers. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3060049)
DUELING car alarms/horns outside. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3060301)
Number of times I was awakened last night: SEVEN. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3036714)
Why is it the most f*cked up families I know are republican ones? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3027518)
I'm having nightmares about the animals I used to eat. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3021390)
If you DON'T understand the rules of foot traffic stay the hell outta the way (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3014238)
I see why people don't ride bikes much around here! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3003667)
I need to vent. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2939462)
My boss makes me look bad. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2940816)
Last night, Mr. Bouncy said he was "uncomfortable" with my bumper stickers (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2913720)
Why do I even bother to try to eat salads? I can't. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2888805)
I don't have parents. Or grandparents. Or siblings. Or cousins. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2845836)
why would kids be learning about peace in school? that's stupid!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2835333)
How did I get such an overdeveloped guilt complex? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2793057)
Well. Hell's. Bells. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2762853)
I got into a fight (physical) with another woman about two years ago. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2759175)
One time the most disturbing thing happened: (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2728229)
Who can't stand being around drunk people when you are sober? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2707781)
So get this: I dry heaved so much last week I INJURED MY JAW. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2689678)
Describe the bitchiest/most assholish person you've ever known (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2635306)
I don't normally do this, but I'm going to be a sympathy whore right now. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2637696)
I have to tell you about this meal I had on Friday night. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2591071) [/b][/url]
I have no gay friends in real life. Is there something wrong with me? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2538404)
Dilemma: Should I get a new doctor? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2515783)
Did you know in some cities honking is considered the HEIGHT of rudeness? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2495568)
WEIRD-ASS political doin's at my daughter's elementary school today (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2469347)
I met up with someone who personifies what has happened to our economy (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2452992)
I hate going to the dentist. Does anyone actually not hate it? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2446378)
Ok I got about 3 hours of sleep because of DU being down (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2445724)
So my husband found a wallet today with $2000 cash in it. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2422630)
"Don't be such a freaky ass republican" Overheard at Target just now. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2377168)
Ready for another tale of repukelican hypocrisy boys and girls? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2306610)
Saw a bush voting neighbor in the grocery store line today (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2296227)
Let's crunch some numbers with a minimum wage earner, shall we? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3090438)
Crunching the numbers for our minimum wage earner, Sue, Part II (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3097055)
It had to be done. Another friendship completely over. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2928244)
I was out shopping today and overheard some interesting conversation (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2838952)
I just had to practice a little "Tough bush Love" on a bush voter (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2054599)
Update on the Kerry voter who lost her job Friday and a remarkable DUer: (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2007003)
These are the people I help from here on out (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2003379)
The bush voting asshole who made my daughter cry got fired!!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1992996)
Let's talk about annoying people you work with!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1994294)
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Ah, yes, the bouncing one, the bubbly exuberant effervescent teaching assistant from Texas, who was always converting Republicans even when cops jumped out from behind the bushes.
Every single one of those primitive bonfires is a great read.
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Excellent work Mr. Wiggum sir! I will come back and re-read once I've refilled my coffee mug. Thank you again!!!
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Great job Ralph!
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Awesome job Ralph!
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This woman sure has an interesting life. :o :rotf:
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This woman sure has an interesting life. :o :rotf:
Hey, you misspelled "fantasy world."
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ha ha good work as always Ralhphie.
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Describe the bitchiest/most assholish person you've ever known
The correct terminology here is assholistic.
The word was coined somewhere around the early 90's by me during a conversation with my sister. It's in reference to my ex husband when I couldn't get the sorry bastard to chip in on our son's sports expenses. She and I still howl with laughter when the situation calls for such verbiage!
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Describe the bitchiest/most assholish person you've ever known
The correct terminology here is assholistic.
The word was coined somewhere around the early 90's by me during a conversation with my sister. It's in reference to my ex husband when I couldn't get the sorry bastard to chip in on our son's sports expenses. She and I still howl with laughter when the situation calls for such verbiage!
I assume this would be the person you know with the most assholosity...
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I assume this would be the person you know with the most assholosity...
The wonderful thing about divorce and child support is that eventually the child grows up and you no longer have to deal with assholistic former spouses. The assholosity is now a tempered tolerance if the occasion calls for us to be under the same roof for any length of time.
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Good old Bouncy Boobs, I miss her. By the way, does anyone have a link to that pic of her when she was 18 that she posted a couple of years ago? I want to take a *fap* *fap* stroll down mammary lane.... :lmao:
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For a moment, I thought that was just one post, kind or a free form DUmmie experience in random thoughts...
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Good old Bouncy Boobs, I miss her. By the way, does anyone have a link to that pic of her when she was 18 that she posted a couple of years ago? I want to take a *fap* *fap* stroll down mammary lane.... :lmao:
BEG might have that, or a link.
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For a moment, I thought that was just one post, kind or a free form DUmmie experience in random thoughts...
Amazingly enough, they are all Bouncy Ball originals, and all completely different threads.
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Amazingly enough, they are all Bouncy Ball originals, and all completely different threads.
I don't recall her penning the same sort of 'stories' when she posted under Moonbeam Starlight around '03/'04. Or maybe she did and I just wasn't paying that much attention back then.
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I don't recall her penning the same sort of 'stories' when she posted under Moonbeam Starlight around '03/'04. Or maybe she did and I just wasn't paying that much attention back then.
I think a few of the threads I posted are actually under the name Moonbeam Starlight.
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I think a few of the threads I posted are actually under the name Moonbeam Starlight.
Thanks. Apparently, I wasn't paying attention.
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No, no...
I thought all the thread titles were, in fact, just one long rambling post, rather than titles to various threads.
I envisioned BB, typing out a 'Carlos high on 'shooms' and the like' fog, freetyping out what ever random thoguth came into her mind...
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Good old Bouncy Boobs, I miss her. By the way, does anyone have a link to that pic of her when she was 18 that she posted a couple of years ago? I want to take a *fap* *fap* stroll down mammary lane.... :lmao:
I may have a picture or two.... how much is it worth to you?
'Tis funny... you never *fap fapp'd* to my pictures. :uhsure:
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An archived picture thread. Uh...I thought BB was female.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2952094
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An archived picture thread. Uh...I thought BB was female.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2952094
Oh sure she is, I think those are pictures of randomkoolzip. Right?
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Oh sure she is, I think those are pictures of randomkoolzip. Right?
Jeez! Yep, did I screw it up or what? I kept looking for 'faps', then saw a soul patch and wondered what I was missing.
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Jeez! Yep, did I screw it up or what? I kept looking for 'faps', then saw a soul patch and wondered what I was missing.
The funny thing is, I know what she looks like and RKZ sort of resembles her.... I had to take a double take as well. :-)
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I may have a picture or two.... how much is it worth to you?
'Tis funny... you never *fap fapp'd* to my pictures. :uhsure:
How do you know I didn't? I would just have too much respect for you to say so out loud, hypothetically speaking. :innocent:
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I mentioned upthread that I think BEG had a link to pics of her. Could someone drag her into this forum? :evillaugh:
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How do you know I didn't? I would just have too much respect for you to say so out loud, hypothetically speaking. :innocent:
:-* :evillaugh:
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I met Bouncy Ball at a DU meetup once. I don't have pics though.
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Now you've moved this thread into the surreal. You actually met that person? Does she lie constantly?
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Now you've moved this thread into the surreal. You actually met that person? Does she lie constantly?
No, actually no. She seemed like a nice person. I knew her background though, so I was expecting a lot.
She was worried about her photo being posted on DU (b/c of CUers) and I think they may have posted pics, but put a blue circle over her face. I don't remember when this meetup was, otherwise I'd look on DU for the pic thread.
Actually, all the DUers I've met have all been really nice people.
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So the insanity just comes out when they're online. Creepy.
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So the insanity just comes out when they're online. Creepy.
Actually, most of the DUers I've met, I wouldn't classify them as "looney" on DU. It's not like I've meet Greenbriar or sfexpat. :rofl:
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Actually, most of the DUers I've met, I wouldn't classify them as "looney" on DU. It's not like I've meet Greenbriar or sfexpat. :rofl:
I used to work with a guy that was Grade-A DU material (he was a Kos/Olbermann fan). Aside from GWB, governemnt, and Iraq, he was completely normal. If you got him on one of those subjects, he was certifiable. He is STILL complaining about us going into Iraq even though it's been six and a half years. The guy is just nuts.
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:bouncy: :bouncy: :diebouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :diebouncy: :diebouncy: :diebouncy:
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:bouncy: :bouncy: :diebouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :diebouncy: :diebouncy: :diebouncy:
Damn.
Where'd you find the :diebouncy: ?
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Damn.
Where'd you find the :diebouncy: ?
In the "additional smilies" section.