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Title: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 12, 2008, 11:35:37 PM
The term "Bouncy" has taken on a life of its own, but it does have a definite origin.  It has come to represent a completely fake encounter, often involving a conversion of a Republican to the liberal side.  I'm pleased to present again, the very best of the original Bouncy:

I think I live in Arlen, Texas. Only it's not funny, just sad. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3066477)
 So I'm kinda sick of bad teachers. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3060049)

DUELING car alarms/horns outside. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3060301)
 Number of times I was awakened last night: SEVEN. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3036714)
 Why is it the most f*cked up families I know are republican ones? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3027518)
 I'm having nightmares about the animals I used to eat. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3021390)
 If you DON'T understand the rules of foot traffic stay the hell outta the way (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3014238)
 I see why people don't ride bikes much around here! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3003667)
 I need to vent. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2939462)
 My boss makes me look bad. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2940816)
 Last night, Mr. Bouncy said he was "uncomfortable" with my bumper stickers (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2913720)
 Why do I even bother to try to eat salads? I can't. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2888805)
 I don't have parents. Or grandparents. Or siblings. Or cousins. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2845836)
 why would kids be learning about peace in school? that's stupid!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2835333)
 How did I get such an overdeveloped guilt complex? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2793057)
 Well. Hell's. Bells. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2762853)
 I got into a fight (physical) with another woman about two years ago. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2759175)
 One time the most disturbing thing happened: (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2728229)
 Who can't stand being around drunk people when you are sober? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2707781)
 So get this: I dry heaved so much last week I INJURED MY JAW. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2689678)
 Describe the bitchiest/most assholish person you've ever known (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2635306)
 I don't normally do this, but I'm going to be a sympathy whore right now. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2637696)
 I have to tell you about this meal I had on Friday night. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2591071) [/b][/url]
 I have no gay friends in real life. Is there something wrong with me? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2538404)
 Dilemma: Should I get a new doctor? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2515783)
 Did you know in some cities honking is considered the HEIGHT of rudeness? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2495568)
 WEIRD-ASS political doin's at my daughter's elementary school today (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2469347)
 I met up with someone who personifies what has happened to our economy (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2452992)
 I hate going to the dentist. Does anyone actually not hate it? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2446378)
 Ok I got about 3 hours of sleep because of DU being down (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2445724)
 So my husband found a wallet today with $2000 cash in it. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2422630)
 "Don't be such a freaky ass republican" Overheard at Target just now. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2377168)
 Ready for another tale of repukelican hypocrisy boys and girls? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2306610)
 Saw a bush voting neighbor in the grocery store line today (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2296227)
 Let's crunch some numbers with a minimum wage earner, shall we? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3090438)
 Crunching the numbers for our minimum wage earner, Sue, Part II (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3097055)
 It had to be done. Another friendship completely over. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2928244)
 I was out shopping today and overheard some interesting conversation (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2838952)
 I just had to practice a little "Tough bush Love" on a bush voter (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2054599)
 Update on the Kerry voter who lost her job Friday and a remarkable DUer: (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2007003)

These are the people I help from here on out (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2003379)
 The bush voting asshole who made my daughter cry got fired!!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1992996)
 Let's talk about annoying people you work with!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1994294)

Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2008, 11:42:54 PM
Ah, yes, the bouncing one, the bubbly exuberant effervescent teaching assistant from Texas, who was always converting Republicans even when cops jumped out from behind the bushes.

Every single one of those primitive bonfires is a great read.
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: DixieBelle on May 13, 2008, 09:22:16 AM
Excellent work Mr. Wiggum sir! I will come back and re-read once I've refilled my coffee mug. Thank you again!!!
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: RobJohnson on May 13, 2008, 04:43:20 PM
Great job Ralph!
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Georgia Bulldog on May 13, 2008, 05:32:24 PM
Awesome job Ralph!
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: RGSG99 on May 18, 2008, 11:58:37 AM
This woman sure has an interesting life.   :o  :rotf:
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: jinxmchue on May 18, 2008, 11:46:24 PM
This woman sure has an interesting life.   :o  :rotf:

Hey, you misspelled "fantasy world."
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Freeper on May 31, 2008, 10:38:16 AM
ha ha good work as always Ralhphie.
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Dixie*Darling on May 31, 2008, 10:56:55 AM
Quote
Describe the bitchiest/most assholish person you've ever known

The correct terminology here is assholistic. 

The word was coined somewhere around  the early 90's by me during a conversation with my sister.  It's in reference to my ex husband when I couldn't get the sorry bastard to chip in on our son's sports expenses.  She and I still howl with laughter when the situation calls for such verbiage! 
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Chris_ on May 31, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
Quote
Describe the bitchiest/most assholish person you've ever known

The correct terminology here is assholistic. 

The word was coined somewhere around  the early 90's by me during a conversation with my sister.  It's in reference to my ex husband when I couldn't get the sorry bastard to chip in on our son's sports expenses.  She and I still howl with laughter when the situation calls for such verbiage! 


I assume this would be the person you know with the most assholosity...
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Dixie*Darling on May 31, 2008, 11:15:14 AM
I assume this would be the person you know with the most assholosity...

The wonderful thing about divorce and child support is that eventually the child grows up and you no longer have to deal with assholistic former spouses.  The assholosity is now a tempered tolerance if the occasion calls for us to be under the same roof for any length of time.     
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: crockspot on December 11, 2008, 02:10:14 PM
Good old Bouncy Boobs, I miss her. By the way, does anyone have a link to that pic of her when she was 18 that she posted a couple of years ago? I want to take a *fap* *fap* stroll down mammary lane....  :lmao:
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: dutch508 on December 11, 2008, 02:24:42 PM
For a moment, I thought that was just one post, kind or a free form DUmmie experience in random thoughts...

Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 11, 2008, 03:49:15 PM
Good old Bouncy Boobs, I miss her. By the way, does anyone have a link to that pic of her when she was 18 that she posted a couple of years ago? I want to take a *fap* *fap* stroll down mammary lane....  :lmao:

BEG might have that, or a link.
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 11, 2008, 03:51:01 PM
For a moment, I thought that was just one post, kind or a free form DUmmie experience in random thoughts...



Amazingly enough, they are all Bouncy Ball originals, and all completely different threads.
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: whiffleball on December 11, 2008, 04:00:21 PM
Amazingly enough, they are all Bouncy Ball originals, and all completely different threads.

I don't recall her penning the same sort of 'stories' when she posted under Moonbeam Starlight around '03/'04.  Or maybe she did and I just wasn't paying that much attention back then.   
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 11, 2008, 05:13:57 PM
I don't recall her penning the same sort of 'stories' when she posted under Moonbeam Starlight around '03/'04.  Or maybe she did and I just wasn't paying that much attention back then.   

I think a few of the threads I posted are actually under the name Moonbeam Starlight.
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: whiffleball on December 12, 2008, 05:12:27 PM
I think a few of the threads I posted are actually under the name Moonbeam Starlight.

Thanks.  Apparently, I wasn't paying attention.
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: dutch508 on December 12, 2008, 07:18:35 PM
No, no...

I thought all the thread titles were, in fact, just one long rambling post, rather than titles to various threads.

I envisioned BB, typing out a 'Carlos high on 'shooms' and the like' fog, freetyping out what ever random thoguth came into her mind...

Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 12:56:17 PM
Good old Bouncy Boobs, I miss her. By the way, does anyone have a link to that pic of her when she was 18 that she posted a couple of years ago? I want to take a *fap* *fap* stroll down mammary lane....  :lmao:

I may have a picture or two.... how much is it worth to you?

'Tis funny... you never *fap fapp'd* to my pictures.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: whiffleball on December 13, 2008, 01:24:13 PM
An archived picture thread.  Uh...I thought BB was female.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2952094



Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 01:30:05 PM
An archived picture thread.  Uh...I thought BB was female.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2952094





Oh sure she is, I think those are pictures of randomkoolzip. Right?
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: whiffleball on December 13, 2008, 01:48:57 PM
Oh sure she is, I think those are pictures of randomkoolzip. Right?

Jeez!  Yep, did I screw it up or what?  I kept looking for 'faps', then saw a soul patch and wondered what I was missing.
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 01:51:20 PM
Jeez!  Yep, did I screw it up or what?  I kept looking for 'faps', then saw a soul patch and wondered what I was missing.

The funny thing is, I know what she looks like and RKZ sort of resembles her.... I had to take a double take as well.  :-)
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: crockspot on December 15, 2008, 02:05:50 PM
I may have a picture or two.... how much is it worth to you?

'Tis funny... you never *fap fapp'd* to my pictures.  :uhsure:

How do you know I didn't? I would just have too much respect for you to say so out loud, hypothetically speaking.  :innocent:
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 15, 2008, 02:14:01 PM
I mentioned upthread that I think BEG had a link to pics of her.  Could someone drag her into this forum? :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 15, 2008, 05:53:51 PM
How do you know I didn't? I would just have too much respect for you to say so out loud, hypothetically speaking.  :innocent:

 :-*   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Miss Mia on December 17, 2008, 11:31:53 PM
I met Bouncy Ball at a DU meetup once.  I don't have pics though.
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Chris on December 17, 2008, 11:33:52 PM
Now you've moved this thread into the surreal.  You actually met that person?  Does she lie constantly? 
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Miss Mia on December 17, 2008, 11:36:11 PM
Now you've moved this thread into the surreal.  You actually met that person?  Does she lie constantly? 

No, actually no.  She seemed like a nice person.  I knew her background though, so I was expecting a lot.

She was worried about her photo being posted on DU (b/c of CUers) and I think they may have posted pics, but put a blue circle over her face.  I don't remember when this meetup was, otherwise I'd look on DU for the pic thread.


Actually, all the DUers I've met have all been really nice people. 
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Chris on December 17, 2008, 11:38:15 PM
So the insanity just comes out when they're online.  Creepy.
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Miss Mia on December 17, 2008, 11:43:56 PM
So the insanity just comes out when they're online.  Creepy.

Actually, most of the DUers I've met, I wouldn't classify them as "looney" on DU. It's not like I've meet Greenbriar or sfexpat.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Chris on December 17, 2008, 11:55:44 PM
Actually, most of the DUers I've met, I wouldn't classify them as "looney" on DU. It's not like I've meet Greenbriar or sfexpat.  :rofl:

I used to work with a guy that was Grade-A DU material (he was a Kos/Olbermann fan).  Aside from GWB, governemnt, and Iraq, he was completely normal.  If you got him on one of those subjects, he was certifiable.  He is STILL complaining about us going into Iraq even though it's been six and a half years.  The guy is just nuts.
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 10, 2013, 03:55:20 PM
 :bouncy: :bouncy: :diebouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :diebouncy: :diebouncy: :diebouncy:
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: franksolich on October 10, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
:bouncy: :bouncy: :diebouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :diebouncy: :diebouncy: :diebouncy:

Damn.

Where'd you find the :diebouncy: ?
Title: Re: Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 10, 2013, 04:02:05 PM
Damn.

Where'd you find the :diebouncy: ?

In the "additional smilies" section.