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Title: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: BEG on April 16, 2012, 01:05:31 PM
I think I saw him today...

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/30a348f3.jpg)
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: IassaFTots on April 16, 2012, 01:06:15 PM
Hobbit lives in Austin.  I can't believe I know that.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: Rebel on April 16, 2012, 01:08:13 PM
A ton of bats in Austin.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: IassaFTots on April 16, 2012, 01:10:14 PM
A ton of bats in Austin.

And not all of em live under bridges.  Some of em are right out in plain view!
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: BEG on April 16, 2012, 01:13:23 PM
And not all of em live under bridges.  Some of em are right out in plain view!

Ack!!!  :panic: :panic: :panic:
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: obumazombie on April 16, 2012, 01:25:41 PM
Who is...
"proud to be everything the right wing hates" ?
The right wing hates liars.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: Zeus on April 16, 2012, 01:34:55 PM
About 20 yrs back we entertained the Idea of Moving to Austin. Thank God a well timed job offer for my wife at the time came about and we pulled up 65 miles north of the cluster^&%$ known as Austin Texas.

Don't get me wrong Austin made the right moves to attract business they just attracted to much in a short period of time and grew so fast they couldn't keep up. Still haven't caught up.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: Texacon on April 16, 2012, 01:58:36 PM
All of that on the back of a Ford F-150 King Ranch! 

 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: Eupher on April 16, 2012, 02:01:37 PM
My stepson lives in Austin and while he's leaning full-blown moonbat (in the same vein as his mother), he surfaces once in awhile to get a nice, clean whiff of Reality and Sensibility.

He does NOT own a pickup or SUV.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: BEG on April 16, 2012, 02:08:35 PM
All of that on the back of a Ford F-150 King Ranch! 

 :lmao:

KC

I sent it to my husband. He said he better not complain about gas prices under President Romney.  :-)
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on April 16, 2012, 02:31:33 PM
I think I saw him today...

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/30a348f3.jpg)

So, from the top sticker, I assume that he's a lazy, baby-killing, class warfare-waging member of Westboro Baptist?
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 16, 2012, 02:35:15 PM
And not all of em live under bridges.  Some of em are right out in plain view!

 :lmao:

H5
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: thundley4 on April 16, 2012, 03:56:13 PM
"Sarah Plain ~ Dick Cheney in lipstick"

Only an idiot would think that is an insult.   Both are very admirable people.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 16, 2012, 04:04:24 PM
I've never been to Texas but even I know Austin is left left left.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: Zeus on April 16, 2012, 04:16:07 PM
I've never been to Texas but even I know Austin is left left left.

Not quite that left but left enough. Rather ironic for it being the capital city in one of , if not the most, conservative states.

Austin & Houston skew the stats I reckon.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: Traveshamockery on April 16, 2012, 06:46:09 PM
We live in Round Rock but my husband works in Austin.  Some of you may remember me telling the story a few years back that he drives a truck that has a bumper sticker that says "Stop Global Whining" on it.  One morning he was sitting at a stoplight and a Travis County Sheriff''s car pulled up behind him and then pulled out of the lane and pulled up beside him and asked him to roll his window down.  He thought he was in trouble but the deputy just wanted to tell him he liked his bumper sticker. 

I certainly don't see as many people with Obama 2012 bumper stickers as I did Obama 2008 but they are still out there.  Most of them drive a Prius.

If I didn't have such a nice car, I'd buy a "Moms for Romney 2012" bumper sticker.   :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: Zeus on April 16, 2012, 07:10:06 PM
We live in Round Rock but my husband works in Austin.  Some of you may remember me telling the story a few years back that he drives a truck that has a bumper sticker that says "Stop Global Whining" on it.  One morning he was sitting at a stoplight and a Travis County Sheriff''s car pulled up behind him and then pulled out of the lane and pulled up beside him and asked him to roll his window down.  He thought he was in trouble but the deputy just wanted to tell him he liked his bumper sticker. 

I certainly don't see as many people with Obama 2012 bumper stickers as I did Obama 2008 but they are still out there.  Most of them drive a Prius.

If I didn't have such a nice car, I'd buy a "Moms for Romney 2012" bumper sticker.   :rofl: :rofl:

Could tape it to the rear window.

I don't like bumper stickers on my car either.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: NHSparky on April 16, 2012, 07:55:56 PM
Could tape it to the rear window.

I don't like bumper stickers on my car either.

Unfortunately, the kind of people our opponents are like to express their displeasure with conservative bumper stickers by running a nail along the paint job.

Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: obumazombie on April 16, 2012, 07:58:30 PM
Unfortunately, the kind of people our opponents are like to express their displeasure with conservative bumper stickers by running a nail along the paint job.


Displaying their immense tolerance.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 16, 2012, 08:16:04 PM
No DU bumpersticker.  Probably just a KOStard.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: IassaFTots on April 16, 2012, 09:04:52 PM
Unfortunately, the kind of people our opponents are like to express their displeasure with conservative bumper stickers by running a nail along the paint job.



That would be my concern. 
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: obumazombie on April 16, 2012, 09:08:20 PM
That would be my concern. 
You would be concerned that a lib would be intolerant ?
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: IassaFTots on April 16, 2012, 09:14:00 PM
You would be concerned that a lib would be intolerant ?

Would  I be concerned that some dumb ass would mess up my sh!t?  Yes.  I prefer to fly under the radar.  Invite people to do stupid crap?  Negative Ghostrider, this pattern is full. 

Shoot, I don't have a fancy car, I have a crap car that I want to sell, and I have to park a mile out from wherever it is I want to go just to avoid door dings.  I might as well just walk all together.  Lib or not, most people plainly don't give a hoot, or they are just stupid, or both. 
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: obumazombie on April 16, 2012, 09:17:27 PM
Would  I be concerned that some dumb ass would mess up my sh!t?  Yes.  I prefer to fly under the radar.  Invite people to do stupid crap?  Negative Ghostrider, this pattern is full. 

Shoot, I don't have a fancy car, I have a crap car that I want to sell, and I have to park a mile out from wherever it is I want to go just to avoid door dings.  I might as well just walk all together.  Lib or not, most people plainly don't give a hoot, or they are just stupid, or both. 
I thought you would see my question as it was intended. Rhetorical. Libs would be the only ones offended enough, and intolerant enough, and cowardly enough to do that just because they saw a bumper sticker that offended them. My bad.
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: IassaFTots on April 16, 2012, 09:23:40 PM
I thought you would see my question as it was intended. Rhetorical. Libs would be the only ones offended enough, and intolerant enough, and cowardly enough to do that just because they saw a bumper sticker that offended them. My bad.

No worries, I thought the obligatory Top Gun quote would have made it obvious I was responding rhetorically...but I guess in the end I wasn't rhetorical enough because I ended up being serious....follow?  I dunno if I can.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Which DUmmie lives in Austin?
Post by: Rebel on April 16, 2012, 10:22:23 PM
Would  I be concerned that some dumb ass would mess up my sh!t?  Yes.  I prefer to fly under the radar.  Invite people to do stupid crap?  Negative Ghostrider, this pattern is full. 


I had some moonbat **** with my Tahoe at Best Buy in Augusta because I had a "no socialism" sticker on back. I'd have beat that sumbitch to an inch of his life had I caught'em.