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Title: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Gina on April 16, 2012, 10:17:46 AM
Going to go for my Concealed carry permit since I think I'll need it and noticed this one requirement.....this is only partial

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Qualifications That Must Be Met Before Applying for a Tennessee Handgun Carry Permit

    Effective July 1, 2005, all handgun permit applicants seeking a new permit must provide proof of U.S. Citizenship or Lawful Permanent Residency.
    Effective July 1, 2005, Tennessee handgun carry permit law will now allow certain applicants already exempt from complying with firing range provisions of the current statute to also be exempt from any classroom requirements. Those current exceptions are applicants who prove to the department that within five (5) years from the date of application for handgun permit, the applicant has:
        Been certified by the police officer's standards and training commission, or
        successfully completed training at the law enforcement training academy; or
        successfully completed the firearms training course required for armed security guards; or
        successfully completed all handgun training of not less than four (4) hours as required by any branch of the military.
    Applicants are required to be a resident of the State of Tennessee;
    Be at least twenty-one (21) years of age;
    Applicants shall not have been convicted of any felony offense punishable for a term exceeding one (1) year;
    Applicants shall not currently be under indictment or information for any criminal offense punishable by a term exceeding one (1) year;
    Shall not be currently the subject of any order of protection;

Is the bold stating that say someone is stalking you and you have filed for an order of protection that you can not legally get a license to carry?   :???:
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: obumazombie on April 16, 2012, 10:56:11 AM
No. The one you need to worry about is the requirement to be 21.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 16, 2012, 11:21:25 AM
Going to go for my Concealed carry permit since I think I'll need it and noticed this one requirement.....this is only partial

Is the bold stating that say someone is stalking you and you have filed for an order of protection that you can not legally get a license to carry?   :???:

No--as I read it, it's if you've had one filed against you.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Zeus on April 16, 2012, 11:30:39 AM
No--as I read it, it's if you've had one filed against you.

That's the way I read it. The state of TN says if you have been deemed a threat to someone we aren't going to help you carry out that threat.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Eupher on April 16, 2012, 11:30:59 AM
No--as I read it, it's if you've had one filed against you.

Yep, BSS is correct.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Ballygrl on April 16, 2012, 11:35:29 AM
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Shall not be currently the subject of any order of protection

I took it to mean that a person who has a restraining order against them.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Gina on April 16, 2012, 11:39:22 AM
whoooooooooooo, I was about to freak the fluff out!   :lmao:  like who the hell made up that law?
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Zeus on April 16, 2012, 11:59:33 AM
whoooooooooooo, I was about to freak the fluff out!   :lmao:  like who the hell made up that law?

Present the paperwork showing the Judge lifted the protective order against you & all should be ok  :naughty:
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: obumazombie on April 16, 2012, 12:00:26 PM
Present the paperwork showing the Judge lifted the protective order against you & all should be ok  :naughty:
Not so fast, she has to prove she's 21.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Zeus on April 16, 2012, 12:08:31 PM
Not so fast, she has to prove she's 21.

Probably has a fake ID.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: obumazombie on April 16, 2012, 12:09:31 PM
Probably has a fake ID.
Hi to the 5
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Gina on April 16, 2012, 12:11:54 PM
 :panic:  YA FOUND ME OUT!  I am only 11 and I am a boy!   :panic:
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: IassaFTots on April 16, 2012, 12:52:50 PM
:panic:  YA FOUND ME OUT!  I am only 11 and I am a boy!   :panic:

That explains so much.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Eupher on April 16, 2012, 01:58:48 PM
That explains so much.   :rofl:

Yeah, but it doesn't explain how her left boobie itches when it's Thursday.  :???:
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Gina on April 16, 2012, 02:23:36 PM
Yeah, but it doesn't explain how her left boobie itches when it's Thursday.  :???:

Damn!  MY LIES ARE CATCHING UP TO ME!   :runaway:
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: obumazombie on April 16, 2012, 02:48:14 PM
Damn!  MY LIES ARE CATCHING UP TO ME!   :runaway:
I can't wait for clinnochio (either one of them) or owebuma to say that.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Eupher on April 16, 2012, 04:00:38 PM
Damn!  MY LIES ARE CATCHING UP TO ME!   :runaway:

You know you're in trouble when your upper lip starts growing those dark hairs and your voice starts cracking.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Gina on April 16, 2012, 04:06:56 PM
That's what Mamacags told me.  She has given me helpful tips on hair growth.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Eupher on April 16, 2012, 04:16:27 PM
That's what Mamacags told me.  She has given me helpful tips on hair growth.


Yeah, but what about the voice cracking/changing? Don't look now, but your 'nads might be -- ahem -- changing as well.....
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Wineslob on April 16, 2012, 04:19:24 PM
I need a permit to carry my pistol in my pocket?    :???:
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Eupher on April 16, 2012, 04:20:32 PM
I need a permit to carry my pistol in my pocket?    :???:

Yeah, and you'd do well to carry a condom in your wallet too.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: obumazombie on April 16, 2012, 04:22:49 PM
Yeah, and you'd do well to carry a condom in your wallet too.
Before you do that, you would be wise to watch the Seinfeld "exploding wallet" episode.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Eupher on April 16, 2012, 04:24:33 PM
Before you do that, you would be wise to watch the Seinfeld "exploding wallet" episode.

No doubt it was Kozmo's fault. He couldn't even comb his hair properly much less keep a condom from as'plodin'.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Gina on April 17, 2012, 05:51:09 AM
I need a permit to carry my pistol in my pocket?    :???:
You should only need a small pocket
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: CG6468 on April 17, 2012, 09:13:41 AM
:panic:  YA FOUND ME OUT!  I am only 11 and I am a boy with chest bumps!   :panic:

FIFY.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Wineslob on April 17, 2012, 12:00:21 PM
You should only need a small pocket


So mean!    :bawl:
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: wasp69 on April 17, 2012, 12:02:08 PM
Yeah, and you'd do well to carry a condom in your wallet too.

[threadjack]

Q:  How are women and condoms alike?

A:  They both spend more time in your wallet than on your jimmy.

 :evillaugh:

[/threadjack]
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 12:05:19 PM
[threadjack]

Q:  How are women and condoms alike?

A:  They both spend more time in your wallet than on your jimmy.

 :evillaugh:

[/threadjack]
A mere slight near derail.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Gina on April 17, 2012, 12:11:25 PM
What's the difference between a man and a dildo?

one is useful :rimshot:
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 12:28:23 PM
What's the difference between a man and a dildo?

one is useful :rimshot:
The other is full of use.
Title: Re: Concealed carry permit
Post by: Wayne on April 18, 2012, 04:15:13 PM
1. Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.

2. It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

3. Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

4. Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

5. Never say, “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.


 
6. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

7. The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.

8. Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, because it’ll be empty.

9. If you’re in a gunfight:

- If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.

-  If you’re not loading, you should be moving.

-  If you’re not moving, you’re dead.

10. In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

11. If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

12. You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

13. You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.