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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on April 14, 2012, 06:07:38 PM
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It's somewhat ironic that when I first load the DUmpster I see a few nadin related threads. You see, I went to a very interesting meeting today. The official fictional spirit-guide institute of higher learning, Spirit-Guide University, is beginning two new nadin related programs of study next semester.
Here's the write up:
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Are you interested in the interested? If so, why not study the most interesting person in history? On your way to becoming a trained nadinologist you will learn the nadinese language and it's many nadinisms. You will become proficient in using the Google to nadin information and how to use said information to present yourself as an all-knowing sage. You will also learn:
-the art of Rubicon crossing
-the long-forgotten art of script reading and trend watching
-Radiology
-the wonders of ignore lists
and many other interesting items that are simply too numerous to list.
If you feel the nadinology course is great but just not detailed enough then our next program of study may be of interest. We have taken the nadinology program, mixed it with world history, and developed a program of study through which you can become a trained nadinarian. Yes, you can now learn history as it really happened. In addition to everything mentioned in the nadinology program you will learn:
-how nadin taught Adam and Eve to make clothing from fig leaves
-how nadin developed the wheel
-how nadin came up with the design of the Egyptian pyramids and the methods that she used to construct them
-how nadin taught astronomy to the Mayan people
-how nadin built the first powered airplane and selflessly allowed the Wright brothers to take the credit
-how nadin was the first to break the sound barrier
-how nadin worked behind the scenes to allow Armstrong and Aldrin safely land on the moon and return home
and many other great historical 'facts' that have never before been known.
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I knew that winning the DOTY award would bring her fame.
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:rofl:
H5
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Well done FlippyDoo!!!! :lmao:
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H5! Very nearly spat ice cream (Crumbs Along The Mohawk) on the monitor at the first listing under the "trained nadinarian' course listing.
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Are these grad level course? Undergrad GPA requirements??? What is the cost per credit? Online degree??? Financial aid???
Credentials of professor teaching the class?? Come on man, I NEED TO KNOW!!!
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nadinologists and nadinarians?
Whoa, for a second Flippy, I thought you were attempting to create a religion with that title. :panic:
One shudders to think what the sacraments and rituals would be at the church of Nadintology.
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Whoa, for a second Flippy, I thought you were attempting to create a religion with that title. :panic:
One shudders to think what the sacraments and rituals would be at the church of Nadintology.
Oh, make no mistake. Nadinism IS in fact a religion, much like being a DUmpmonkey. And like being a DUmpmonkey, baptism into the religious order of nadinism requires immersion in the healing elixir of grape Kool-Aid...
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I want a discipline that combines nadin and radiology. I want nadin to be able to see right through me.
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Are these grad level course? Undergrad GPA requirements??? What is the cost per credit? Online degree??? Financial aid???
Credentials of professor teaching the class?? Come on man, I NEED TO KNOW!!!
I contacted one of the professor that is the head of the programs and here is the transcript. By the way, I actually taped the conversation so I could transcribe it.
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Flippy: I have some questions concerning the new programs of study. Are these grad level courses?
Prof: Yes. You can obtain a masters, a doctorate, and even a platoniumate.
Flippy: A masters, a doctorate, and a what?
Prof: A platoniumate. You know, the next degree after a doctorate.
Flippy: There is no such thing as a platoniumate.
Prof: Yes there is! Look it up!
Flippy: ...okay...whatever...What are the GPA requirements?
Prof: Well, naturally since these programs of study are nadin related we only want students who are the best of the best. For this reason we have instituted a very tough GPA requirement. Absolutely no student will be able to join these programs of study if their GPA is below 0.5 AND they must, without any exception, maintain at least a 0.5 GPA throughout the program of study.
Flippy: A 0.5?
Prof: Yes. I know it's a stiff requirement, but like I said, we only want the best.
Flippy: You do realize that as far as GPAs go that a 0.5 is...no...nevermind....let's just move on to the next question. Will an individual be able to obtain a degree online?
Prof: Of course. It would be somewhat ingorgus to have program of studies focusing on the greatness of the great one without allowing a degree to be obtained on line.
Flippy: I'm not positive, but I think you may mean 'incongruous' instead of 'ingorgus'.
Prof: I mean what I said! You can look it up! It's probably due to the fact that you were educated in America that you don't know these things, but still, you're getting mighty close to joining the ignore list.
Flippy: I guess that kind of brings us to the next question. What are the credentials of the professors who are teaching the courses?
Prof: That can be summed up in one word: lofty. All of our professors have advanced degrees from either the Jedi Academy or Starfleet Academy. I personally have three advanced degrees from each.
Flippy: Well, that may be a bit of a problem since the Jedi Academy and Starfleet Academy are both fictional. One is from Star Wars. The other is from Star Trek.
Prof: That's it! Say hello to iggy!
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After that he wouldn't answer any more of my questions.
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Damn.
That is awesome.
I bow to your talent!
And happily so.
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I hope that they take life (or afterlife) achievements into consideration - I've taken a Carnival Cruise across the Rubicon aboard their magnificent Arc, the Trenddotter, and I can solve a Rubik's Cube.
Suffice it to say, if I could get partial course credit toward completion, I certainly could be a trained Nadinologist in no time, yes ?
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It's somewhat ironic that when I first load the DUmpster I see a few nadin related threads. You see, I went to a very interesting meeting today. The official fictional spirit-guide institute of higher learning, Spirit-Guide University, is beginning two new nadin related programs of study next semester.
Here's the write up:
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Are you interested in the interested? If so, why not study the most interesting person in history? On your way to becoming a trained nadinologist you will learn the nadinese language and it's many nadinisms. You will become proficient in using the Google to nadin information and how to use said information to present yourself as an all-knowing sage. You will also learn:
-the art of Rubicon crossing
-the long-forgotten art of script reading and trend watching
-Radiology
-the wonders of ignore lists
and many other interesting items that are simply too numerous to list.
If you feel the nadinology course is great but just not detailed enough then our next program of study may be of interest. We have taken the nadinology program, mixed it with world history, and developed a program of study through which you can become a trained nadinarian. Yes, you can now learn history as it really happened. In addition to everything mentioned in the nadinology program you will learn:
-how nadin taught Adam and Eve to make clothing from fig leaves
-how nadin developed the wheel
-how nadin came up with the design of the Egyptian pyramids and the methods that she used to construct them
-how nadin taught astronomy to the Mayan people
-how nadin built the first powered airplane and selflessly allowed the Wright brothers to take the credit
-how nadin was the first to break the sound barrier
-how nadin worked behind the scenes to allow Armstrong and Aldrin safely land on the moon and return home
and many other great historical 'facts' that have never before been known.
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I knew that winning the DOTY award would bring her fame.
Suffice it to say, awesome job. ^5
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-how nadin taught Adam and Eve to make clothing from fig leaves
-how nadin developed the wheel
-how nadin came up with the design of the Egyptian pyramids and the methods that she used to construct them
-how nadin taught astronomy to the Mayan people
-how nadin built the first powered airplane and selflessly allowed the Wright brothers to take the credit
-how nadin was the first to break the sound barrier
-how nadin worked behind the scenes to allow Armstrong and Aldrin safely land on the moon and return home
Unless you're a nadinologist, you wouldn't believe it, but nadin takes the above as a serious compliment.
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Oh my goodness, what a great Sunday morning laugh. Thanks Flippy!
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Flippy, it is a great honor to give you your 200th H5, on the board. Your conversation is awesome.
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Flippy, it is a great honor to give you your 200th H5, on the board. Your conversation is awesome.
I also sent Flippy Healing White Light ® , and the spirit energy of a hundred trees. Im hoping one day to see him featured on Ghost Provokers. Hopefully he has enough energy to possess Zak. That would be awesome.
Speaking of --
I wonder if Flippy has made Dawes cry yet ? Wow.. That could be a hit song..
Dig if you will the picture
Of you and I engaged in campaigns
The sweat of my body covers me
all covered in sweat stains
from my grey-bearded chin
Picture you will a graveyard
Casper and Flippy attend
I start to weep uncontrollably
Please send me money
For taco and beer expense...
How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in Olde Towne without votes ?
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like Obama - too bold
Maybe you're just like a Rethug
Their never satisfied
Why do I scream at salesmen ?
This is what it sounds like
When Dawes cries.
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I also sent Flippy Healing White Light ® , and the spirit energy of a hundred trees. Im hoping one day to see him featured on Ghost Provokers. Hopefully he has enough energy to possess Zak. That would be awesome.
Speaking of --
I wonder if Flippy has made Dawes cry yet ? Wow.. That could be a hit song..
:rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :rotf:
H5, but you need a second verse . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Say if I take the course it just may answer all the questions I have on life in general.
What does a Scotman have under his Kilt ????
Can my dog read my mind ?
Why are we the only Country that has not gone to the decimal system----silly to use 3/8 and miles per hour.?
How heavy is 3 stones in England?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck in 2 days????
Why cannot Chimpanzees swim????
How long do the battery's last in a dildo???
What happens if two Neutrinos collide in space ???
Such is the wonder of the world, so many questions and so little time to find the answers.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood. They can't.