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Title: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 12, 2008, 04:18:53 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3274852&mesg_id=3274896

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mike_c (1000+ posts)
Mon May-12-08 05:07 PM
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1. there is NOTHING honorable about what U.S. troops are doing in Iraq....
   
I cannot believe the amount of knee-jerk, automatic support they receive from people apparently willing to completely ignore what the military is doing. They are not defending America or performing any other honorable actions. They have become instruments of international thuggery. Whether they mean to or not, they presently serve corporate fascism and American imperialism. There is simply nothing to be proud of.

Go F*** yourself you anti-American piece of SHI*!!!!!!!!!!! :censored: :censored: :censored:
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: DixieBelle on May 12, 2008, 04:26:49 PM
May he be the first in line when the swords are applied to necks.
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: PatriotGame on May 12, 2008, 04:31:44 PM
May he be the first in line when the swords are applied to necks.
Rest assured, Mikey is at the top of the list. If this asshat is so torn up over what our troops are doing in the M.E. then why doesn't the asshat volunteer as a human shield for the head choppers?
Something tells me the public school educated keyboard commando is a shitload of talk and zero walk.
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2008, 04:38:00 PM
Oh my.

The mike_c primitive, for whom I DO have a certain degree of affection.

The mike_c primitive is an interesting case-study.

With a vigor and vehemence that defies the imagination, the mike_c primitive insists he long ago rejected, utterly rejected, those "fundie religious principles" on which he had been raised.

However, as Sigmund Freud would undoubtedly agree, the mike_c primitive has "rejected" nothing, only distorted them.

The mike_c primitive has a lot of internal rage and anger.

The mike_c primitive, circa 60 years old, was born and raised in rural Kansas amidst one of those conservative pacifist Christian denominations, the Mennonites or somesuch.

The mike_c primitive mistakenly attributes his "pacifism" to his adopted liberalism and primitivism, but no, it's rooted inside of him far deeper than that.  It's just that in his rage and anger, he distorted, deformed, those principles, so that now his "pacifism" is a parody of that authentic pacifism of his childhood.

The mike_c primitive mistakenly attributes his "open-ness" to his adopted liberalism and primitivism, but no, it's rooted inside of him far deeper than that.

For the record, the mike_c primitive, when roaming around Skins's island, is NOT an elitist; he is authentically more open and accepting of other primitives, unlike most other--in fact, the majority of--primitives.  High and low, notorious and anonymous, aesthetic and unaesthetic, the mike_c primitive is open to all of them.

The mike_c primitive thinks it's because he's a liberal and a primitive, that he's so accepting of others.

But no, that's not it; as mentioned, it's rooted in him more deeply than that.  It comes from what he absorbed as a little lad in a "fundie Christian" environment, where he learned that God, and only God, can judge other people, and as for people themselves, well, it's just probably a good idea that one accept everyone and anyone coming his way.

The mike_c primitive has rejected nothing of his childhood; he has just merely distorted them.

But all this Freudian stuff aside, as there's something more important with which the mike_c primitive should be dealing.

The mike_c primitive has posted photographs of himself at various times, and much to my sincere dismay, it appears the mike_c primitive has a, uh, dermotological problem similar with my own.  And we all know what franksolich is dealing with, so probably it would be a good idea for the mike_c primitive to see a physician about it.

Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: PatriotGame on May 12, 2008, 04:58:04 PM
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The mike_c primitive has a lot of internal rage and anger.
Just one more reason for me to smile today.
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: TheSarge on May 12, 2008, 05:02:18 PM
Liberalhistorian's boyfriend is off his meds again. :whatever: :mental: :loser:


Look bugsy you got your ass handed to you on tis subject by yours truly after you pulled the cowardly stunt of trying to get me in trouble with my chain of command for disagreeing w/ you.


To borrow a phrase from a good friend of mine here..."Go play a nice long game of hide and go **** yourself."
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2008, 05:06:00 PM
Just one more reason for me to smile today.

You know, I'm fully and sorely aware of the mike_c primitive's gratuitous attacks against military personnel, and yes, that does bother me a great deal.

But in my observation of human nature, such odd and violent conduct is based upon some physical discomfort.

I suspect that whenever the mike_c primitive goes on one of these outbursts, it's just that the mike_c primitive forgot to have some fiber and roughage in his diet that day, and is all clogged up, nothing more than that.
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 12, 2008, 05:10:21 PM
Just one more reason for me to smile today.

You know, I'm fully and sorely aware of the mike_c primitive's gratuitous attacks against military personnel, and yes, that does bother me a great deal.

But in my observation of human nature, such odd and violent conduct is based upon some physical discomfort.

I suspect that whenever the mike_c primitive goes on one of these outbursts, it's just that the mike_c primitive forgot to have some fiber and roughage in his diet that day, and is all clogged up, nothing more than that.

Coach, sir, I've mentioned the cure in another thread here--a firehose enema.  'Course, the bug****er would probably cease to exist after said "treatment."
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: Airwolf on May 12, 2008, 05:10:31 PM
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The mike_c primitive has a lot of internal rage and anger.
Just one more reason for me to smile today.

I hope he has a heart attack over it.
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: Airwolf on May 12, 2008, 05:11:30 PM
Liberalhistorian's boyfriend is off his meds again. :whatever: :mental: :loser:


Look bugsy you got your ass handed to you on tis subject by yours truly after you pulled the cowardly stunt of trying to get me in trouble with my chain of command for disagreeing w/ you.


To borrow a phrase from a good friend of mine here..."Go play a nice long game of hide and go **** yourself."

Hi5 for you
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 12, 2008, 05:13:07 PM
Ole "Needle dick the bug ****er" is back huh? :-)
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 12, 2008, 05:15:32 PM
Go **** a bug mikey.

He would but his little dicky-do-bad is to small.
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: delilahmused on May 12, 2008, 05:53:44 PM
Just one more reason for me to smile today.

You know, I'm fully and sorely aware of the mike_c primitive's gratuitous attacks against military personnel, and yes, that does bother me a great deal.

But in my observation of human nature, such odd and violent conduct is based upon some physical discomfort.

I suspect that whenever the mike_c primitive goes on one of these outbursts, it's just that the mike_c primitive forgot to have some fiber and roughage in his diet that day, and is all clogged up, nothing more than that.

I think it's a case of penis envy. It's hard to be confident and happy when you have the smallest one on the playground, when one's girlfriend (on the rare occasion when she does let the testicles out of the lockbox) has to use a magnifying glass to make sure it's still there. These emasculated, feminist males traded their balls for metro-sexual, PC enlightenment...when they have to confront REAL men they also have to face what pussies they truly are. Like most children they lash out in a jealous rage. Temper tantrums are about as close to a battlefield as those on the left ever come.

Cindie
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: Splashdown on May 12, 2008, 06:16:07 PM

Aaahh, Good ol' mikec.
He reminds me of that movie The Fly:
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I'm saying I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake.

(http://www.horrortalk.com/reviews/TheFly/fly_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: HACKSAW on May 12, 2008, 07:22:17 PM
Liberalhistorian's boyfriend is off his meds again. :whatever: :mental: :loser:


Look bugsy you got your ass handed to you on tis subject by yours truly after you pulled the cowardly stunt of trying to get me in trouble with my chain of command for disagreeing w/ you.


To borrow a phrase from a good friend of mine here..."Go play a nice long game of hide and go **** yourself."

Let me help ya out here Sarge...

Hey Mikey... This might be of some use to you

(http://www.foodservicerumors.com/FS%20Documents/Shut%20the%20****%20up.bmp)

Just a helpful suggestion from one of those "dishonorable corporate military fascist thugs" you love so much!
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: RedTail on May 13, 2008, 12:34:19 AM
Oh, you missed it, Hack.

I remember my civilian ass taking him to the woodshed over it at the Yeshiva... it's closed down long since, but ... I think I have some highlights ....

Ahhh, yes... I found it quite blog worthy on a personal level (http://taylors-acolyte.livejournal.com/23681.html). :D

*Red*
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: djones520 on May 13, 2008, 01:22:30 AM
Keep saying what you want Mike_C.  Everytime you open your mouth, your just proving how little of a man you are.

Hate us all you want.  We'll still be here in the morning defending your right to hate us.
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: franksolich on May 13, 2008, 05:01:29 AM
Oh, you missed it, Hack.

I remember my civilian ass taking him to the woodshed over it at the Yeshiva... it's closed down long since, but ... I think I have some highlights ....

Ahhh, yes... I found it quite blog worthy on a personal level (http://taylors-acolyte.livejournal.com/23681.html).

Damn, Kharis, you're good.

That link's an excellent read, and we always get much joy out of seeing our own overly prideful nocturnally foul one raked too; the nocturnally foul one should've actually been drawn-and-quartered for that, refusing to recognize an honest person when he saw one.
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: TheSarge on May 13, 2008, 08:11:48 AM
Note to mike_c...lurking DUmmies and former disgruntled members of CP.

Contacting a service memebrs chain of command to whine that a soldier has voiced displeasure with your anti-American troop bashing bullsh*t is not going to accomplish a damn thing except to make YOU look like a giant douche.

ESPECIALLY when said service memebr uses his personal Verizon e-mail account to voice his displeasure.


I in fact engaged mike_c and his "all soldies who've served in Iraq are war criminals" bullsh*t over at LU.

He and his arguement were weighed...measured and found to be lacking.

In short I pwn3d his sorry @ss in all of about 3 posts.
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: HACKSAW on May 13, 2008, 08:12:32 AM
Oh, you missed it, Hack.

I remember my civilian ass taking him to the woodshed over it at the Yeshiva... it's closed down long since, but ... I think I have some highlights ....

Ahhh, yes... I found it quite blog worthy on a personal level (http://taylors-acolyte.livejournal.com/23681.html). :D

*Red*

Good job Red! You're right I did miss it.

I have a few words for Professor Bugfuker, but I think the following quote sums up my and every other service members feelings perfectly.

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And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: Rebel on May 13, 2008, 08:41:36 AM
Oh, you missed it, Hack.

I remember my civilian ass taking him to the woodshed over it at the Yeshiva... it's closed down long since, but ... I think I have some highlights ....

Ahhh, yes... I found it quite blog worthy on a personal level (http://taylors-acolyte.livejournal.com/23681.html). :D

*Red*

Hi5(s)! Damn good work.
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: DixieBelle on May 13, 2008, 08:54:09 AM
H5 all around!
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: mamacags on May 13, 2008, 09:19:09 AM
Oh, you missed it, Hack.

I remember my civilian ass taking him to the woodshed over it at the Yeshiva... it's closed down long since, but ... I think I have some highlights ....

Ahhh, yes... I found it quite blog worthy on a personal level (http://taylors-acolyte.livejournal.com/23681.html). :D

*Red*

 :bow: :bow: :bow:
Title: Re: Bug Professor Mike_c loves the troops (again)
Post by: Airwolf on May 13, 2008, 05:13:03 PM
Note to mike_c...lurking DUmmies and former disgruntled members of CP.

Contacting a service memebrs chain of command to whine that a soldier has voiced displeasure with your anti-American troop bashing bullsh*t is not going to accomplish a damn thing except to make YOU look like a giant douche.

ESPECIALLY when said service memebr uses his personal Verizon e-mail account to voice his displeasure.


I in fact engaged mike_c and his "all soldies who've served in Iraq are war criminals" bullsh*t over at LU.

He and his arguement were weighed...measured and found to be lacking.

In short I pwn3d his sorry @ss in all of about 3 posts.

Not haed to do when the turd burgerler has an IQ equal to fried shrimp.