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Title: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 08:40:19 AM
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Cyrano
 
Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?

Stockholm Syndrome is a condition in which hostages empathize with their captors. In documented cases, they have even aided and abetted their captors in their crimes.

The terms “hostage” and “captors” may seem like a reach to some, but I cannot understand how else any woman can vote for or be a Republican. Why would any woman who gave it just a little thought, stand by a political party that is bent on destroying all the advancements made by women in the 20th century?

I understand that some women are in it for the money, (Palin, Malkin, Coulter), but such women are figuratively in bed with the enemy. Others may be suffering from a form of battered wife syndrome.

I’m not a woman, a psychologist, or a psychiatrist, so maybe the women here on DU can give me a better explanation than those I’ve stated here.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002557628

Ok women of CC if you can manage to step out of the kitchen for a couple of minutes, and your husband approves, of course, can you comment on this? I expect your husband will be looking over your shoulder the whole time so if you really suffer from this try to come up with some code word to let us know the truth.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: NHSparky on April 13, 2012, 08:41:06 AM
Bullshit--the women can answer when we have our sandwiches, dammit.  Not before.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Rebel on April 13, 2012, 08:44:24 AM
"Yeah, ALL women, like ALL minorities, are supposed to think EXACTLY the same. There is to be no deviation. They're not intelligent enough to form their own opinions and ideology like us white men here at DU. They must ALL follow in the same mold. "  /DU


Isn't that what they're trying to say?
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: obumazombie on April 13, 2012, 08:45:17 AM
Can't talk about this subject without mentioning Patty Hearst. As a spinoff of Patty's escapades, she actually helped me to further my career.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 08:47:57 AM
"Yeah, ALL women, like ALL minorities, are supposed to think EXACTLY the same. There is to be no deviation. They're not intelligent enough to form their own opinions and ideology like us white men here at DU. They must ALL follow in the same mold. "  /DU


Isn't that what they're trying to say?

Exactly, and they can't figure out with their tiny minds how a woman could be against killing an unborn child, just because it isn't convenient at that time. They really have no understanding of how conservatives think.

Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: EagleKeeper on April 13, 2012, 08:50:08 AM
Heh...

The chicks must all still be asleep, or at work.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 08:52:04 AM
Heh...

The chicks must all still be asleep, or at work.

They are in the kitchen whipping up lunch, and hoping it is good enough so they don't get a beating today.

Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: AprilRazz on April 13, 2012, 08:53:41 AM
I am a conservative because I am capable of actual independent thought. I do not see a lemming when I look in the mirror in the morning unlike most liberals.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: NHSparky on April 13, 2012, 08:55:17 AM
I am a conservative because I am capable of actual independent thought. I do not see a lemming when I look in the mirror in the morning unlike most liberals.

Hey--I still don't have my sandwich yet, dammit!
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 08:56:46 AM
I am a conservative because I am capable of actual independent thought. I do not see a lemming when I look in the mirror in the morning unlike most liberals.

Lemming must be code for, yes I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome, your husband must be hovering over you.  :-)

Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: AprilRazz on April 13, 2012, 08:56:46 AM
Hey--I still don't have my sandwich yet, dammit!
You have two hands. Make it yourself. I have to get back to work. :tongue:
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 08:57:56 AM
Hey--I still don't have my sandwich yet, dammit!

I don't either but she's at work so she has an excuse, but she dammed well better pick me up a sandwich when she comes for lunch. I have the belt ready just in case.

Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: NHSparky on April 13, 2012, 08:59:01 AM
I don't either but she's at work so she has an excuse, but she dammed well better pick me up a sandwich when she comes for lunch. I have the belt ready just in case.



Belt?  Hell, I thought it was the beer bottle.

Then again, reported cases of domestic violence in Maine went down 50 percent when Allen's Coffee Brandy switched over to plastic bottles.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: obumazombie on April 13, 2012, 08:59:41 AM
Belt?  Hell, I thought it was the beer bottle.

Then again, reported cases of domestic violence in Maine went down 50 percent when Allen's Coffee Brandy switched over to plastic bottles.
Is that a blonde joke ?
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 09:00:32 AM
Belt?  Hell, I thought it was the beer bottle.

Then again, reported cases of domestic violence in Maine went down 50 percent when Allen's Coffee Brandy switched over to plastic bottles.

When I use a beer bottle I can't stand the sobbing and crying as she sweeps up the glass pieces.

*she would kill me if she saw me posting this crap*  :rotf:

Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on April 13, 2012, 09:31:27 AM
If anyone has Stockholm Syndrome, it's DU, since they readily take the side of those who would kill them without a second thought.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: NHSparky on April 13, 2012, 09:31:47 AM
When I use a beer bottle I can't stand the sobbing and crying as she sweeps up the glass pieces.

*she would kill me if she saw me posting this crap*  :rotf:



Oh, I know I'm gonna be in a shitload of trouble when Scoobie sees this.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 13, 2012, 09:38:08 AM
I am surprised that ****tard even knows what stockholm syndrome is.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Karin on April 13, 2012, 10:28:32 AM
I only make sandwiches for GOBUCKS.   :wink:

(http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/Sandwiches/Reuben.jpg)


Cryano, this woman believes in taking care of herself and standing on her own two feet.  It is anathema to me for it to be any other way.  I do not want government help, I don't want to live off the back of others.  If God had blessed me with a child, I would have accepted it gratefully, and not driven a knife through its skull.  I believe in freedom to pursue happiness as I see it (not you), and to do so without a government boot on my neck. 
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Karin on April 13, 2012, 10:38:45 AM
Here's some more respectful talk from the inclusive, tolerant party:

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Response to Cyrano (Original post)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 07:48 AM
 hifiguy (6,396 posts)

6. Some, but most Republican women are either

religulously insane, 1%ers, or deluded, just like the Repig menfolks.

Some but most.  OK genius.

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DCKit (15,874 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

10. Don't forget "medicated".

You can overlook a lot when you're in a constant state of bliss.

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lumberjack_jeff (20,838 posts)

13. No. They're just assholes, like Republican men. n/t

Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: wasp69 on April 13, 2012, 11:26:45 AM
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Cyrano
 
Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?

Stockholm Syndrome is a condition in which hostages empathize with their captors. In documented cases, they have even aided and abetted their captors in their crimes.

The terms “hostage” and “captors” may seem like a reach to some, but I cannot understand how else any woman can vote for or be a Republican. Why would any woman who gave it just a little thought, stand by a political party that is bent on destroying all the advancements made by women in the 20th century?

I understand that some women are in it for the money, (Palin, Malkin, Coulter), but such women are figuratively in bed with the enemy. Others may be suffering from a form of battered wife syndrome.

This sniveling little simpleton assumes quite a bit, doesn't he?  One has to wonder what kind of thought process (if you can call it that) to project those kinds of values on someone else involves. 

Sarah Palin (they just can't let her go, can they?), Michelle Malkin, and Ann Coulter have made a very good living and influenced multitudes of people with their words and ideas.  They didn't need a man or a nanny state to do these things, they did them on their own.  But since they did it without sacrificing their souls to the libtard collectivist gods, they are "in it for the money".  The liberal response to successful non-liberal women?  "Shut up, bitch!"  I guess the only way for liberal women to be "free" is to do exactly what their male "masters" tell them to do.  Anyone that is not toeing the line?  Well, they must be slaves.  It reminds me of a quote from von Goethe:  "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."  And those are the liberal women. 

The same liberal "women's interest groups" that do so much great work for the equality of women will be the first to pour the kerosene on the "witch" or hand their male liberal masters the whip because we cannot step outside of the liberal orthodoxy - heavens, no!

Now, who is it exactly that has "Stockholm Syndrome"?

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I’m not a woman, a psychologist, or a psychiatrist

You're not even a man, DUmmie...

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so maybe the women here on DU can give me a better explanation than those I’ve stated here.

...And there are no "women" on DU.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: txradioguy on April 13, 2012, 11:31:49 AM
I wish the DUmmies would make up their minds.

They bash Palin for going to work and not staying home and taking care of her kids.

They bash Anne Romney for NOT going to work and staying home to take care of her kids.


They are horrified if someone criticizes Moochelle back in 2008 and calls it "low".

But in 2012 it's perfectly ok to take cheap unwarranted shots at a candidates wife.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: BEG on April 13, 2012, 11:33:58 AM
Let me out of my cage.... Help me.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: obumazombie on April 13, 2012, 11:37:48 AM
I wish the DUmmies would make up their minds.

They bash Palin for going to work and not staying home and taking care of her kids.

They bash Anne Romney for NOT going to work and staying home to take care of her kids.


They are horrified if someone criticizes Moochelle back in 2008 and calls it "low".

But in 2012 it's perfectly ok to take cheap unwarranted shots at a candidates wife.

Lib logic. It has all the properties of malleability, ductility, flexibility, and the ability to be molded to the very inflexible agenda.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: franksolich on April 13, 2012, 12:17:31 PM
It's good to see Oscar Wilde, the Cryano primitive, made an appearance.

I've been getting geared up to groom him for the Top DUmmies of 2012 contest later this year.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: obumazombie on April 13, 2012, 12:18:23 PM
It's good to see Oscar Wilde, the Cryano primitive, made an appearance.

I've been getting geared up to groom him for the Top DUmmies of 2012 contest later this year.
DOTY ? Do tell.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Doubleplusungood on April 13, 2012, 12:55:47 PM
I wish the DUmmies would make up their minds.

They bash Palin for going to work and not staying home and taking care of her kids.

They bash Anne Romney for NOT going to work and staying home to take care of her kids.


They are horrified if someone criticizes Moochelle back in 2008 and calls it "low".

But in 2012 it's perfectly ok to take cheap unwarranted shots at a candidates wife.

This ties in perfectly with what I mentioned in another thread about liberal logic ending up in hypocrisy. Perfect example.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 13, 2012, 01:06:17 PM
I asked my Husbands permission to respond to this post, he said "bitch cook my dinner 1st and do the laundry then you can answer" I said "yes sir", so I did all those things so now I can answer ::)

No, we're not brainwashed, we don't suffer from Stockholm Syndrome etc. we are individuals who make the choice to be Republicans or in my case? I was born this way, Republican women aren't miserable, we're pretty happy, we believe in Family, we believe in God in most instances, we love and believe in our Country, we don't expect to have anyone pay our way, if we want to use birth control we go out and buy it, we don't expect the Government to take care of it, and when we want to use birth control and our Religion is against it? that choice is between ourselves and our God, we don't bring our Religion or other Religions down because we want to do something and it's prohibited, unlike the left, who if they can't get their own way everything gets torn down to appease them. We tend to be glass half full people most of the time, and we tend to be tolerant, whereas the left says they're tolerant yet their actions prove differently. We speak our minds and if others agree with us great, if they don't agree with us? you're free to have your own opinions no matter how dumb they are.

Now I'm going back to put my leash and collar on, oh and my chastity belt.

Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: obumazombie on April 13, 2012, 01:10:03 PM
I asked my Husbands permission to respond to this post, he said "bitch cook my dinner 1st and do the laundry then you can answer" I said "yes sir", so I did all those things so now I can answer ::)

No, we're not brainwashed, we don't suffer from Stockholm Syndrome etc. we are individuals who make the choice to be Republicans or in my case? I was born this way, Republican women aren't miserable, we're pretty happy, we believe in Family, we believe in God in most instances, we love and believe in our Country, we don't expect to have anyone pay our way, if we want to use birth control we go out and buy it, we don't expect the Government to take care of it, and when we want to use birth control and our Religion is against it? that choice is between ourselves and our God, we don't bring our Religion or other Religions down because we want to do something and it's prohibited, unlike the left, who if they can't get their own way everything gets torn down to appease them. We tend to be glass half full people most of the time, and we tend to be tolerant, whereas the left says they're tolerant yet their actions prove differently. We speak our minds and if others agree with us great, if they don't agree with us? you're free to have your own opinions no matter how dumb they are.

Now I'm going back to put my leash and collar on, oh and my chastity belt.


Chastity is now "Chaz".
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 13, 2012, 01:10:27 PM
Bullshit--the women can answer when we have our sandwiches, dammit.  Not before.

:lmao:

And we have a sense of humor too, we don't get our panties in a knot when men say something like this, it's called humor you fools on the left. And if my husband ever said something like that to me and he meant it? he'd get the look and I'd say "yeah right" and go about my business.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 13, 2012, 01:11:52 PM
I don't either but she's at work so she has an excuse, but she dammed well better pick me up a sandwich when she comes for lunch. I have the belt ready just in case.

:lmao:
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 13, 2012, 01:16:06 PM
Quote
Response to Cyrano (Original post)
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 07:48 AM
 hifiguy (6,396 posts)

6. Some, but most Republican women are either

religulously insane, 1%ers, or deluded, just like the Repig menfolks.

No, No and shut-up you fool. My husband considers himself non-political, he hates them all, but he does his civic duty and his opinion is he's voting for the lesser of 2 evils so he votes Republican, he's also 1 of the nicest people you could ever meet, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 02:43:54 PM
:lmao:

And we have a sense of humor too, we don't get our panties in a knot when men say something like this, it's called humor you fools on the left. And if my husband ever said something like that to me and he meant it? he'd get the look and I'd say "yeah right" and go about my business.

I'm glad ya'll have a sense of humor, if I was posting like this at DUmmyland they would be coming after me with pitchforks and torches.

I also know that in general conservatives treat their women folk well, I know my marriage we are not equals because she outranks me.  :-)

Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Gina on April 13, 2012, 02:54:19 PM
When I use a beer bottle I can't stand the sobbing and crying as she sweeps up the glass pieces.

*she would kill me if she saw me posting this crap*  :rotf:



 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  Ok, that one made me LOL

ehhhhhh I like being a conservative.  I can do anything I want as a con (hunt, fish, disembowel a deer) and I am found sexy for it.  Let a liberal woman do it and she will be a bull dyke.   :bird:  Now eat me libbies!  :drool:
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 13, 2012, 04:07:26 PM
Well, I for one have my wife trained. The first thing she does when she gets home from a hard day at work is draw my water. She tests the temperture of the water and adds soap until it's exactly how I like it. She knows how much I hate washing dishes in weak, cold dish water.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: chitownchica on April 13, 2012, 04:23:13 PM
I'm cracking up at all the jokes here!  Face it DUmmies, you can't laugh because you had to give up humor as part of your PC purity test. I could never be a dem because I value my independence too much. 
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 05:13:35 PM
Well, I for one have my wife trained. The first thing she does when she gets home from a hard day at work is draw my water. She tests the temperture of the water and adds soap until it's exactly how I like it. She knows how much I hate washing dishes in weak, cold dish water.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: obumazombie on April 13, 2012, 05:28:07 PM
:rotf:
That is quite a good regale.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 05:30:25 PM
I'm cracking up at all the jokes here!  Face it DUmmies, you can't laugh because you had to give up humor as part of your PC purity test. I could never be a dem because I value my independence too much. 

What jokes?


 :-)
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: delilahmused on April 13, 2012, 05:46:59 PM
Bullshit--the women can answer when we have our sandwiches, dammit.  Not before.

Would you like a beer with that too?

Cindie
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: chitownchica on April 13, 2012, 06:31:14 PM
What jokes?


 :-)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: chitownchica on April 13, 2012, 06:31:58 PM
Ya'll know what they say about Betty Crocker in the kitchen....
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: ChuckJ on April 13, 2012, 06:38:20 PM
Quote
DCKit (15,874 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

10. Don't forget "medicated".

You can overlook a lot when you're in a constant state of bliss.

Did someone at DU just accuse Republican women of being medicated?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 06:40:19 PM
Did someone at DU just accuse Republican women of being medicated?  :rotf:

Considering half of them survive on pot and cheetoes, and the other half are on anti depressants it is amusing to see them make that accusation.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 13, 2012, 06:58:07 PM
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Cyrano
[...]but I cannot understand...

No you cannot. If you had begun and stopped there, you would have at least shown the beginnings of understanding. But you didn't. You should have your Internets revoked!
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 13, 2012, 08:21:53 PM
Well, I for one have my wife trained. The first thing she does when she gets home from a hard day at work is draw my water. She tests the temperture of the water and adds soap until it's exactly how I like it. She knows how much I hate washing dishes in weak, cold dish water.

 :rotf: :rotf:

^5
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Kimberly on April 13, 2012, 09:27:09 PM
I am surprised that ****tard even knows what stockholm syndrome is.

He probably watched Criminal Minds on Wednesday. It was about an abducted woman who suffered from that, so I would bet money that's where his little pea brain heard the term.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 13, 2012, 10:24:32 PM
I'm actually looking forward to the day I can be a stay at home mom.  I enjoy working, but I'd enjoy taking care of our home and child(ren) a lot more.  I've never been around any man who has told me to go get him a beer and make him a sandwich.  I'm so nice, guys hold doors open for me.  I think if I was a nasty, scowled face femi-nazi, they would slam doors in my face.  So yeah, women are awesome.  We have boob.s.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Skul on April 13, 2012, 11:45:10 PM
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Cyrano (7,914 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
No.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 13, 2012, 11:57:28 PM
So yeah, women are awesome.  We have boob.s.
Mmmmmmm boobs.....
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: formerlurker on April 14, 2012, 05:08:31 AM
Who knew Snoop Doggy Dogg was a republican?? 


Well if corrupt gave a **** about a bitch, I'd always be broke.

I'd never have no mother****in' en-do to smoke...

I have no love for hoes, that's something that I learned in the past

So how am I supposed to pay this hoe

Just the latest hoe

I know the *****'s mine, so I'm gonna **** a couple more times.

And then I'm through wit' it.

There's nothing else to do wit' it.

Pass it to the homey, now you hit it.

'Cause she ain't nothing but a bitch to me and you all know

Bitches ain't shit to me...

You'll never be my only one, trick ass bitch.





Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Splashdown on April 14, 2012, 06:17:15 AM
Cyrano trying to score points with some lib skank?
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 14, 2012, 06:40:43 AM
Cyrano trying to score points with some lib skank?

Maybe his hand dumped him.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: obumazombie on April 14, 2012, 09:28:47 AM
Maybe his hand dumped him.
He had the upper hand ?
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 14, 2012, 10:53:38 AM
Maybe his hand dumped him.

:rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf:
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 14, 2012, 12:27:02 PM
So yeah, women are awesome.  We have boob.s.
So does Socialist Steve Dawes.
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 14, 2012, 01:11:40 PM
:rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf:

I hope I don't owe you a new monitor . . .  :o :tongue:
Title: Re: Do Republican women have Stockholm Syndrome?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 14, 2012, 04:01:44 PM
I hope I don't owe you a new monitor . . .  :o :tongue:

No, you're good.  :)