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Title: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 12, 2012, 08:33:46 PM
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Thu Apr 12, 2012, 07:07 PM
madinmaryland (47,566 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 No threads about North Korea's rocket launch failure today???
From CNN: http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/12/world/asia/north-korea-launch/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Pyongyang, North Korea (CNN) -- Defying warnings from the international community, North Korea launched a long-range rocket on Friday, but it appears to have broken apart before escaping the earth's atmosphere, officials said.

No element of the rocket reached space, said a U.S. official, who based that conclusion on data collected by the United States from its first few moments aloft.

The failure was corroborated by a South Korean official, South Korea's Yonhap News reported.

The U.N. Security Council will meet Friday on the launch, two U.N. diplomats and a U.S. official told CNN.

..snip

Apparently it did make to a quick dive into the sea. Richard Engle is saying the first stage probably failed after a minute or so (on MSNBC).

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002555913
Rove, you magnificent bastard.
Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: Ogre on April 12, 2012, 11:04:44 PM
What???  Nad's hasn't provided the DUmp with her knowledge of advanced propulsion systems (a.k.a. rocket science) yet?

Really, she's an expert on just about everything else, but not rocket science? :???:
Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: Doubleplusungood on April 12, 2012, 11:24:06 PM
Its probably a moment of silence type thing for most of the DUmbasses. One of their comrades has failed.

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Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: Skul on April 12, 2012, 11:28:02 PM
What???  Nad's hasn't provided the DUmp with her knowledge of advanced propulsion systems (a.k.a. rocket science) yet?

Really, she's an expert on just about everything else, but not rocket science? :???:

Now you've gone and done it.
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Response to Canuckistanian (Reply #8)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:30 PM

 nadinbrzezinski

11. Shhh...you and your Canadian facts!

We launched Redstone on first try...

Oh and mercury was flawless... Yup, they did just fine

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:28 PM

 nadinbrzezinski

10. You missed them!

That said, international anything is rarely hot round these parts.

At least none is claiming we're still in Iraq after we killed the king...don't ask. What??? :mental: :lmao:

Here she goes.
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Response to Junkdrawer (Reply #12)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:35 PM

 nadinbrzezinski

13. Gosh it came to my mind oh, please no

Laser...  :tinfoil2:  :rotf:

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Response to Junkdrawer (Reply #14)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:52 PM

 nadinbrzezinski

15. Yup, but I was thinking of something else

a certain AF 747... of course that be quite a bit of speculation...

Most likely, Occam's and all that... it did fail, on it's own.
OK, who's that Occam character. Dear leader will not be happy with him. :whatever:

Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 12, 2012, 11:46:34 PM
She's getting close to the truth, but Rove covers his tracks.

And what's this WE, nutcase?

When the Redstone rockets and the Mercury program were underway, nutcase nadin was just a fat little mestizo in the shithouse south of the border.

WE didn't launch any Redstone rockets or Mercury astronauts. America did that.

Mexico has never launched anything more significant than an intestinal parasite.
Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: Rebel on April 13, 2012, 08:02:28 AM
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nadinbrzezinski

13. Gosh it came to my mind

Laser...

Actually, Nads, it went down something like this:

(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1381/sharkc.gif)
Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: jukin on April 13, 2012, 09:20:38 AM
According to Rahm Emanuel it was all Daley's fault.

OAN, SS CLinton has promised a very strongly worded letter from the UN to the norks. That'll teach 'em.
Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: obumazombie on April 13, 2012, 09:24:16 AM
It's not rocket surgery, but this rocket might need some.
Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: EagleKeeper on April 13, 2012, 09:24:56 AM
I think that it is going to be revealed that the primary export product of NK is consistency.
Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: Karin on April 13, 2012, 09:33:36 AM
Well, if Hannah Bell hadn't been tombstoned, could have turned into an entertaining, if maddening, thread. 

Hey Rebel--what am I looking at there in your gif?
Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: Rebel on April 13, 2012, 09:34:53 AM
Well, if Hannah Bell hadn't been tombstoned, could have turned into an entertaining, if maddening, thread.  

Hey Rebel--what am I looking at there in your gif?

It's a gif image from some D movie called "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus" and there are no gifs of it getting a rocket, because that didn't happen in the movie.
Title: Re: Norko Rocket Fizzles - No Comment From Communist DUmp
Post by: Tucker on April 13, 2012, 10:27:12 AM
NorKo got their materials from ACME.

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