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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 12:15:32 PM
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Star Member cleanhippie (10,497 posts)
Hey, climate change deniers...
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/574539_461449334986_5461604986_1526769_1072236711_n.jpg)
Hey, Dumbass moron with exactly one data point: (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002553086)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/28/Deweytruman12.jpg/250px-Deweytruman12.jpg)
(http://multiply.com/mu/pez/image/1/photos/journal/300x300/gephardt.gif/photo-gephardt.gif.jpg?et=cXY1uGjQx6jVxKl%2BEX9eLA&nmid=15762)
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La Nina was stronger this year and kept the northern jet stream from pushing down into the US. We didn't get all the cold air from Canada that we normally see. It was just a normal variation of typical weather.
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It's settled then. All liberals need to move from the south out to CA, OR, and WA to get it back up to parity.
Here, I'll help you out, Dims:
http://movingquote.mayflower.com/?ctk=1&kid=1I4LQ
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It's settled then. All liberals need to move from the south out to CA, OR, and WA to get it back up to parity.
Here, I'll help you out, Dims:
http://movingquote.mayflower.com/?ctk=1&kid=1I4LQ
We've got enough of them here!
Cindie
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Hey, DUmbasses, what about the record cold that Europe has had over the past few months?
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ZOMG!!!! DATA FOR ONE MONTH!!!!
:ohnoes:
This is like taking data for the last 100 years and building a theory around it. But nobody would do that... *cough* Al Gore *cough*
Another point a local talk show host mentions often. Don't we want it warmer? I mean more people die in the cold than the warm and wouldn't we get better crops from it, thus creating more food?
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Idiots fail to realize that any records we've been keeping are but a pubic hair in width on a blue whale in relation to the age of the planet. (it's an analogy, just go with it)
Also lurkers, what's the correct temperature of the earth?
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Idiots fail to realize that any records we've been keeping are but a pubic hair in width on a blue whale in relation to the age of the planet. (it's an analogy, just go with it)
Also lurkers, what's the correct temperature of the earth?
The climate is the one thing where the DUmmies are ultraconservative: no variation from decades-old temperatures is permitted, ever. It cannot snow after March 22. It cannot be warm before March 22. It MUST be frigid in December. Tornadoes must only strike small pockets of white trash, and always in the same places. Hurricanes are permitted only every decade or so, and may not strike areas where more than 20% of the populace is black.
Any variation whatsoever from exact historical averages means that George W. Bush needs to be frogmarched to the Hague as a Climate Criminal.
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I kinda like all those Red States, DUmmie. :tongue:
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The climate is the one thing where the DUmmies are ultraconservative: no variation from decades-old temperatures is permitted, ever. It cannot snow after March 22. It cannot be warm before March 22. It MUST be frigid in December. Tornadoes must only strike small pockets of white trash, and always in the same places. Hurricanes are permitted only every decade or so, and may not strike areas where more than 20% of the populace is black.
Any variation whatsoever from exact historical averages means that George W. Bush needs to be frogmarched to the Hague as a Climate Criminal.
Damn. You just explained them perfectly in a short paragraph. H5 to you.
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Damn. You just explained them perfectly in a short paragraph. H5 to you.
^5 back - calls em like I sees em.
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Hey, climate change supporters...
(http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/service/global/extremes/201202.gif)
This is also from NOAA, February 2012 (they don't have a march chart available yet)
While you are crowing about all the warm temperatures in the United States, why don't you take a look at the rest of the world ?
Edit - here is the link to the map - http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/service/global/extremes/201202.gif - click it to get a larger, more readable version.
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Hey, climate change supporters...
(http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/service/global/extremes/201202.gif)
This is also from NOAA, February 2012 (they don't have a march chart available yet)
While you are crowing about all the warm temperatures in the United States, why don't you take a look at the rest of the world ?
Edit - here is the link to the map - http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/service/global/extremes/201202.gif - click it to get a larger, more readable version.
United States of America - Experienced its fourth warmest winter (December-February) since national records began in 1995"
Is that right? 1995? If so, :rofl: Even if it's 1895 or 1885, :rofl:
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Ive noticed other threads where they moan about the ~7% loss in arctic sea ice - but nowhere is there a thread discussing the ~20% increase in antarctic sea ice on the other side of the world.
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Ive noticed other threads where they moan about the ~7% loss in arctic sea ice - but nowhere is there a thread discussing the ~20% increase in antarctic sea ice on the other side of the world.
And I thought saving the whales would be easy, now we have to save icebergs too ?
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And I thought saving the whales would be easy, now we have to save icebergs too ?
And the polar bears -- even though they defiantly keep increasing in numbers -- while depositing egg on many a climate doomsday predictor's face.
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And the polar bears -- even though they defiantly keep increasing in numbers -- while depositing egg on many a climate doomsday predictor's face.
Don't ya just hate it when animals won't stick to the script, and they cross the Rubicon all on their own? :banghead: :hammer: :tongue: :fuelfire: :rofl: :rotf: :lmao:
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Never work with kids or animals -W.C. Fields-
He should have added climate change.
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I like how the idiot used the term "climate change" rather than "global warming". We won that war against the left. Their admission of defeat is changing their bullshit scam to the completely vague, and nebulous "climate change".
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I thought evidence of climate change was not apparent in a span of one year, that you had to look at it in terms of decades or centuries. Isn't that what they've been telling us when we pointed out unusually low temperatures in a given year?
I get so confused. :bawl:
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I thought evidence of climate change was not apparent in a span of one year, that you had to look at it in terms of decades or centuries. Isn't that what they've been telling us when we pointed out unusually low temperatures in a given year?
I get so confused. :bawl:
Don't despair. Once you catch on to liberal logic you will rejoice in your understanding of libs. Remember, lib logic is flexible in support of the lib agenda, which isn't.
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Don't despair. Once you catch on to liberal logic you will rejoice in your understanding of libs. Remember, lib logic is flexible in support of the lib agenda, which isn't.
Also remember that liberal "logic", when taken to its ends, always meets in hypocrisy.
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As nutcase nadin has mentioned countless times, global warming is accepted with open arms in the shithole countries of the Third World.
As if acceptance by a swarm of ignorant savages lends scientific weight.
It's to their benefit. The Gorebots want to take billions of dollars from civilized people, slice off a cut for themselves, and send the rest to the savages.
Somehow, that will change the temperature of the earth.
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As nutcase nadin has mentioned countless times, global warming is accepted with open arms in the shithole countries of the Third World.
As if acceptance by a swarm of ignorant savages lends scientific weight.
It's to their benefit. The Gorebots want to take billions of dollars from civilized people, slice off a cut for themselves, and send the rest to the savages.
Somehow, that will change the temperature of the earth.
Gore will get to eat a lot more chocolate mousse, and his farts may warm the earth a little. That counts.
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Also remember that liberal "logic", when taken to its ends, always meets in hypocrisy.
That's a good point that I will have to incorporate into my study of liberal existence.
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Quite frankly I pray that AGW is true and I do what little I can to advance the cause.
I'm also pretty sure that the stupid maple tree in my yard is lovin it some CO2, at least judging by the reproductive effort it has made this year.
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Quite frankly I pray that AGW is true and I do what little I can to advance the cause.
I'm also pretty sure that the stupid maple tree in my yard is lovin it some CO2, at least judging by the reproductive effort it has made this year.
So, in a way, treehuggers should be totally onboard with AGW.
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So, in a way, treehuggers should be totally onboard with AGW.
You would think so...
Trees get to to breath better and all the humans die, whats not to like right?