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Title: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: bijou on May 12, 2008, 01:10:27 PM
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00670/giant-cow-404_670343c.jpg)
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WEIGHING in at well over a ton, meet Chilli – the biggest cow in Britain.

The giant Fresian bullock has never stopped growing and at the ripe old age of nine he stands at a mammoth 6ft 6 inches.

link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/expats/expats_news/article1153369.ece)

I guess the owners will be milking this story for all it's worth.
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: Rebel on May 12, 2008, 01:21:08 PM
I guess the owners will be milking this story for all it's worth.

I'd steak my paycheck on it.
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: bijou on May 12, 2008, 01:24:27 PM
Hehe, you are very good to come up with that pun on the hoof.
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 12, 2008, 03:05:44 PM
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00670/giant-cow-404_670343c.jpg)
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WEIGHING in at well over a ton, meet Chilli – the biggest cow in Britain.

The giant Fresian bullock has never stopped growing and at the ripe old age of nine he stands at a mammoth 6ft 6 inches.

link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/expats/expats_news/article1153369.ece)

You're utterly wrong. You can't 'milk' a bull.

I guess the owners will be milking this story for all it's worth.
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 12, 2008, 03:09:12 PM
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00670/giant-cow-404_670343c.jpg)
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WEIGHING in at well over a ton, meet Chilli – the biggest cow in Britain.

The giant Fresian bullock has never stopped growing and at the ripe old age of nine he stands at a mammoth 6ft 6 inches.

link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/expats/expats_news/article1153369.ece)

You're utterly wrong. You can't 'milk' a bull.

I guess the owners will be milking this story for all it's worth.

You're full of bull and utterly crazy if you try to milk that one.
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2008, 04:20:22 PM
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00670/giant-cow-404_670343c.jpg)
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WEIGHING in at well over a ton, meet Chilli – the biggest cow in Britain.

The giant Fresian bullock has never stopped growing and at the ripe old age of nine he stands at a mammoth 6ft 6 inches.

link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/expats/expats_news/article1153369.ece)

You're utterly wrong. You can't 'milk' a bull.

I guess the owners will be milking this story for all it's worth.
You milk that animal ONCE and you've got a friend for life.
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2008, 04:23:14 PM
Hehe, you are very good to come up with that pun on the hoof.
You just trying to butter him up?
 :-)
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: bijou on May 12, 2008, 04:44:09 PM
Hehe, you are very good to come up with that pun on the hoof.
You just trying to butter him up?
 :-)
Hey, who dairies wins.
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2008, 06:15:54 PM
Hehe, you are very good to come up with that pun on the hoof.
You just trying to butter him up?
 :-)
Hey, who dairies wins.
Cheesy grin.   :-)
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: morningAngel on May 12, 2008, 07:12:14 PM
knock it off  :bird:
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: MrsSmith on May 12, 2008, 07:29:42 PM
6 ft COW??   :rotf:
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: morningAngel on May 12, 2008, 07:31:43 PM
6 ft COW??   :rotf:
obviously some of our members here have a little gender confusion issue..
 :thatsright:
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2008, 10:41:58 PM
6 ft COW??   :rotf:
So I've herd.   :-)
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: bijou on May 13, 2008, 02:05:55 AM
6 ft COW??   :rotf:
obviously some of our members here have a little gender confusion issue..
 :thatsright:
It was the original title of the news story. I feel they sacrificed accuracy for humour.
Title: Re: Meet the 6ft cow
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2008, 07:04:10 AM
6 ft COW??   :rotf:
obviously some of our members here have a little gender confusion issue..
 :thatsright:
It was the original title of the news story. I feel they sacrificed accuracy for humour.
Jokes for those who are out.standing.in.their.field.   :-)