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Title: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Freeper on April 08, 2012, 01:35:55 PM
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Aviation Pro
 
Landslide, one each, for President Obama...

...and the House comes back to the Democrats, the Senate becomes filibuster proof.

Scalia and Thomas retire and the court becomes 6 - 3 reflecting the true demographics of the U.S.

The party of elephant dung implodes like the Reform Party, but not before they stand up an ideologically pure candidate in 2016 who will be crushed by Hillary Rodham Clinton.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002533631

Keep dreaming DUmmy.

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1. Wake up. You are dreaming.

Sorry. I want it to be true.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)Sun Apr 8, 2012, 02:32 PM
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2. Is this a prediction or a wish list?

Not that it wouldn't make me very happy.

Even his fellow moonbats aren't buying this one.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 08, 2012, 01:38:57 PM
They better get that movie into theaters before the election or it'll be a dud...not that it stands much chance now.
Title: Re: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 08, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
Scalia & Thomas retire while a democrat is in office?  This DUmmy must have hit the bong early today.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 01:53:08 PM
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Landslide, one each, for President Obama...

...and the House comes back to the Democrats, the Senate becomes filibuster proof.

Scalia and Thomas retire and the court becomes 6 - 3 reflecting the true demographics of the U.S.

No, idiot, what would reflect the demographics of the U.S. would have a court comprised of 40% conservatives like Thomas, 40% moderate like Kennedy, and only 20% like Ginsberg. You idiots would be stuck with one kook on the court instead of the 4 you have now. Come on, let's play that demographics game. You down?
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: dandi on April 08, 2012, 02:06:22 PM
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4. It would be easier to ban the republican Party through RICO statutes n/t

I give him points for consistency, at least. Points exchangeable for cigarettes and chewing gum at the asylum snack shop.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 08, 2012, 02:09:22 PM
I give him points for consistency, at least. Points exchangeable for cigarettes and chewing gum at the asylum snack shop.

Has that DUmbass ever explained exactly how the RICO statutes would eliminate the GOP?  Maybe he has mixed up RICO and Ricola cough drops.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Delmar on April 08, 2012, 02:13:51 PM
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Aviation Pro

Aptly named, obviously flying high on something.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 02:15:35 PM
Has that DUmbass ever explained exactly how the RICO statutes would eliminate the GOP?  Maybe he has mixed up RICO and Ricola cough drops.

Well, see, he doesn't like them and, like all fascists, wants to see them shut down. It's why I always say dictatorships are easy to set up among leftists.

BTW, you see that double eagle?
Title: Re: Re: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 08, 2012, 02:27:32 PM
Well, see, he doesn't like them and, like all fascists, wants to see them shut down. It's why I always say dictatorships are easy to set up among leftists.

BTW, you see that double eagle?

Yeah, that was very cool.  I've seen almost a dozen holes-in-one in person & obviously more on TV, but never a double eagle.  Going to be a lot of roars today.

End threadjack. ;D
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: dandi on April 08, 2012, 02:33:47 PM
Aptly named, obviously flying high on something.

I like to call him the Flying Prophylactic.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 02:34:31 PM
Yeah, that was very cool.  I've seen almost a dozen holes-in-one in person & obviously more on TV, but never a double eagle.  Going to be a lot of roars today.

End threadjack. ;D

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty just lost his ball. ...into the woods. ;-))
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2012, 03:24:26 PM
Well, see, he doesn't like them and, like all fascists, wants to see them shut down. It's why I always say dictatorships are easy to set up among leftists.

BTW, you see that double eagle?

I saw the replay.  Effin' awesome.

ETA:  Aviation Pro must be higher than a kite to believe that shit.  He'll have to be, to be able to put up with the results of this election.  Gas will be $5.50 a gallon by Election Day, and hopefully Romney will point out just how Obama's destructive tax-and-spend policies have contributed to this.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 08, 2012, 03:28:47 PM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty just lost his ball. ...into the woods. ;-))

Obviously easy to say now, but he should have gone back to the tee.  He was trying to pull off the miracle & failed miserably.  Kinda like the DUmmies.  See how I directed it back to the thread!
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 03:32:36 PM
I saw the replay.  Effin' awesome.

ETA:  Aviation Pro must be higher than a kite to believe that shit.  He'll have to be, to be able to put up with the results of this election.  Gas will be $5.50 a gallon by Election Day, and hopefully Romney will point out just how Obama's destructive tax-and-spend policies have contributed to this.

First double on #2 in history.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Ballygrl on April 08, 2012, 03:51:08 PM
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Scalia and Thomas retire and the court becomes 6 - 3 reflecting the true demographics of the U.S.


If you want true Demographics the Court would be 4 Conservatives, 2 Regressives, and 3 Moderates. Conservatives are 40% of the population, regressives 20%, Moderates are around 35%.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 03:54:15 PM


If you want true Demographics the Court would be 4 Conservatives, 2 Regressives, and 3 Moderates. Conservatives are 40% of the population, regressives 20%, Moderates are around 35%.

Read post #4. ;-)
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 08, 2012, 03:59:00 PM
They're just laying the groundwork for the "GOP steals election" narrative.

No doubt after that they'll petition Obama to refuse to concede the election until the DoJ proves exactly how the GOP stole the election and prosecutes those involved.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: jukin on April 08, 2012, 04:05:54 PM
I predict that the National Socialist Democrat Party loses 11-12 seats in the senate, 22 more seats in the HOR, and Romney will win in a far bigger land slide (which wasn't in 08) with only DC, NY, KA, and IL for the messiah.

If I had the addresses to the DUmp, an envelope with a single edged razor blade would be in their mailboxes on that Tuesday in November with the proper instructions to 'Mean it.".

OAN, an ALBATROSS, a gosh darn double eagle!! Almost as good, Tiger at T44th. I couldn't stand watching golf with him. Not his fault but there would be minutes of air time devoted to him walking down the fairway while all sorts of other players were, well playing.  Same gripe with Olympic coverage. Always events going on but we are learning about so and so's home town. Pure BS and it loses viewership.

OAAN, go BUBBA!!!
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Ballygrl on April 08, 2012, 04:11:49 PM
Read post #4. ;-)

Ooops! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2012, 04:33:58 PM
OAN, an ALBATROSS, a gosh darn double eagle!!

Sorry, but this was the first thing I thought of . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg8lSyGavc4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 04:35:04 PM

OAN, an ALBATROSS, a gosh darn double eagle!! Almost as good, Tiger at T44th. I couldn't stand watching golf with him. Not his fault but there would be minutes of air time devoted to him walking down the fairway while all sorts of other players were, well playing.  Same gripe with Olympic coverage. Always events going on but we are learning about so and so's home town. Pure BS and it loses viewership.

OAAN, go BUBBA!!!

All for Bubba since Duff and Freddy seem to be out of it. As for Tiger, aside from his personal life, golf is better when he's performing well as he steps up the competition. Many young golfers aspire to be what he once was. I was there when he won his first. It was freaking amazing, though not a dramatic win as he was SO far ahead. Still, everyone knew history was being made and golf was going to be changed due to his drive length. The national extended their fairways because of him. He's one of the greatest of all time. Don't particularly like the prick, but I do respect his golfing ability.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 04:40:30 PM
Then again, I wouldn't mind seeing Westwood or Georgia's own Matt Kuchar win it since Augusta's own Charles Howell III is too far behind and Vaughn Taylor wasn't invited. I just don't want to see another African win it. Oh, that's racist? Nah, it's cool. He's a white African.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 08, 2012, 05:02:54 PM
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Landslide, one each, for President Obama...

...and the House comes back to the Democrats, the Senate becomes filibuster proof.

Scalia and Thomas retire and the court becomes 6 - 3 reflecting the true demographics of the U.S.

The party of elephant dung implodes like the Reform Party, but not before they stand up an ideologically pure candidate in 2016 who will be crushed by Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Boy, where are ya gettin' them drugs? They done made you null and void!

Hilary Clintoon? Are ya that hallucinogenic? Y'all better find a new dealer! Yer gettin' some pretty bad stuff!!

Bubba is absolutely whackin' it today! Damn, he might eagle! It would put him in the lead at 10 under!! C'mon Bubba!

Heh! Hansen hit that last one with his purse!
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: sybilll on April 08, 2012, 05:45:13 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Boy, where are ya gettin' them drugs? They done made you null and void!

Hilary Clintoon? Are ya that hallucinogenic? Y'all better find a new dealer! Yer gettin' some pretty bad stuff!!

Bubba is absolutely whackin' it today! Damn, he might eagle! It would put him in the lead at 10 under!! C'mon Bubba!

Heh! Hansen hit that last one with his purse!
I may have to concede that they will get a temporary bounce from this ridiculous war on women shit, but nothing in the economy will improve, and they may well be the ones facing a landslide.
~Best final 9 of the Masters in years.  I'm a Phil gal, but he has run out of holes. 
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 05:58:42 PM
~Best final 9 of the Masters in years.  I'm a Phil gal, but he has run out of holes.

As long as he doesn't run out of Krispy Kreme's he'll be a'ight. :stirpot:

BTW, that famous photo of him going through KK? Been there many times. It's on Washington Road not far from 20. GREAT donuts.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2012, 06:01:34 PM
I may have to concede that they will get a temporary bounce from this ridiculous war on women shit, but nothing in the economy will improve, and they may well be the ones facing a landslide.
~Best final 9 of the Masters in years.
  I'm a Phil gal, but he has run out of holes. 

Definitely on both bolded statements.  We may see gas at $5.50 a gallon before Election Day.  If that happens, it'll be a cold day in Hell before the Dems see any positions of power at the national level again.  Remember that the "Class of '08" Dems that gave Obama his fillibuster-proof majority?  They're all up for re-election in 2014, and the Republicans will be looking for blood then, too.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 08, 2012, 06:02:04 PM
As long as he doesn't run out of Krispy Kreme's he'll be a'ight. :stirpot:

BTW, that famous photo of him going through KK? Been there many times. It's on Washington Road not far from 20. GREAT donuts.

Do they make Krispy Kreme's differently in the south?  Runs.....
Title: Re: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 08, 2012, 06:04:30 PM
And go Bubba!  I don't root for people from Baghdad often but hope he can knock out Louis. (Bubba Watson is from Baghdad, Florida for you non golf fans)
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 06:04:40 PM
Do they make Krispy Kreme's differently in the south?  Runs.....

Y'all have KK in the north? :stirpot:
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 06:06:14 PM
Yeah, if you don't pull for Bubba, you're anti-American, hate children, spit on the Easter bunny, and want kitties to die. F'ers. :stirpot:
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2012, 06:06:50 PM
Y'all have KK in the north? :stirpot:

We had one north of Albany, in Latham, just off I-87.  Went out of business in two or three years.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 06:12:36 PM
We had one north of Albany, in Latham, just off I-87.  Went out of business in two or three years.

That's because you're anti-American, you Dunkin-Donut eating freaks.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: sybilll on April 08, 2012, 06:19:12 PM
Yeah, if you don't pull for Bubba, you're anti-American, hate children, spit on the Easter bunny, and want kitties to die. F'ers. :stirpot:
I'm pulling for Bubba.  And, I love dirty air and dirty water. 
Title: Re: Re: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 08, 2012, 06:20:17 PM
Y'all have KK in the north? :stirpot:

But of course.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2012, 06:34:40 PM
That's because you're anti-American, you Dunkin-Donut eating freaks.  :fuelfire:

Now I go to Dunkin', mainly because they check the immigration status of all of their employees when they apply for a job there.

And, Bubba sealed the deal! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 06:41:11 PM
Gotta admit, I teared up when I saw him tearing up. How f'd up is that?
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 06:42:16 PM
And go Bubba!  I don't root for people from Baghdad often but hope he can knock out Louis. (Bubba Watson is from Baghdad, Florida for you non golf fans)

Well, see, he's from "Bagdad", not "Baghdad". ;-)
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: sybilll on April 08, 2012, 06:44:42 PM
Gotta admit, I teared up when I saw him tearing up. How f'd up is that?
I did, too, and I won't make you surrender your man card. 
Title: Re: Re: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 08, 2012, 07:20:40 PM
Well, see, he's from "Bagdad", not "Baghdad". ;-)

Damn autocorrect!

I got a little misty-eyed too.  Louis will have plenty more opportunities with that swing.  Bubba won't be a one-trick pony but his creativity is really suited to Augusta more than other major venues.
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Post by: GOBUCKS on April 08, 2012, 07:56:39 PM
Damn autocorrect!

I got a little misty-eyed too.  Louis will have plenty more opportunities with that swing.  Bubba won't be a one-trick pony but his creativity is really suited to Augusta more than other major venues.
That was one of the most dramatic, inspring wins I've ever seen in sports.

Just compare Bubba to that 'smurky little smart ass' Tiger.

After the tournament was deadly boring for the first three-and-a-half rounds, the finish was thrilling.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 08, 2012, 09:45:00 PM
And go Bubba!  I don't root for people from Baghdad often but hope he can knock out Louis. (Bubba Watson is from Baghdad, Florida for you non golf fans)

That last wedge in sudden death was absolutely stupendous!! He deserved the Green Jacket!

Yeah, if you don't pull for Bubba, you're anti-American, hate children, spit on the Easter bunny, and want kitties to die. F'ers. :stirpot:

Glad you said it, so I didn't have to!
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 08, 2012, 10:21:53 PM
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That last wedge in sudden death was absolutely stupendous!! He deserved the Green Jacket!
I've hit that shot before, but never intentionally.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 10:33:08 PM
I've hit that shot before, but never intentionally.

Ever done it at the National? :stirpot:
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 08, 2012, 10:53:52 PM
Ever done it at the National?
Nope.

Only Myrtle Beach National, but there's a tiny difference.

I've spent more than a few nights at the hotels on Washington Road, but surprisingly they don't have package deals for greens fees at Augusta National.

I don't think I've ever even seen the gate, just hotels and restaurants.

Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 11:00:18 PM

I've spent more than a few nights at the hotels on Washington Road, but surprisingly they don't have package deals for greens fees at Augusta National.

You don't say. :lmao:

I have a place to stay any time you guys want to come here, unless I'm renting. It's free and you can save your 300 bucks a night the hotels charge you. We do have tons of nice courses here, though those bitches jack up their prices as well, with the exception of the Robert Trent Jones-designed Gordon Lakes on Ft Gordon.
Title: Re: Landslide, one each, for President Obama...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 09, 2012, 04:48:43 AM
You don't say. :lmao:

I have a place to stay any time you guys want to come here, unless I'm renting. It's free and you can save your 300 bucks a night the hotels charge you. We do have tons of nice courses here, though those bitches jack up their prices as well, with the exception of the Robert Trent Jones-designed Gordon Lakes on Ft Gordon.

True story--My SOBC platoon was known for gently pushing the envelope on certain administrative things.  Well, one day four of us decided to go to lunck at Gordon Lakes.  We're out on the patio, enjoying a warm February day, laughing and joking, when all of a sudden one of us (he was in the NC NG) says, "(Chief of Signal Branch) General Harris!" in a hushed tone.  I reply, "Where?"  Mark (that 2LT) says, "Right behind you!"  Just then, I feel a hand on my shoulder, and it's MG Harris' voice saying, "How are things going?"  We were taken aback by being put on the spot, but we talked with him for five-six minutes . . . then noticed that we were going to be late for class if we didn't get back right then.  We said our goodbyes and got in our cars, thinking, "This is a perfect excuse for being late!"  We get back to the classroom . . . and the afternoon class had been cancelled.  We had this perfect excuse, and no one to use it on. :(