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Title: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: Freeper on April 07, 2012, 10:23:34 PM
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Hey, I was just wondering do you

think they haven't arrested Zimmerman yet because they can't find him and he maybe left the country?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002531779

Yeah that has to be it, the CIA is helping him hide.

Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: BEG on April 07, 2012, 11:13:03 PM
Yeah, it's not like everyone in America (and the world for that matter now) don't know what he looks like.

Funny, Trayvon (if he weren't killed) could have easily left the country if all we had to go by were the photos the that the media were showing the first week of their "coverage".
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: shadeaux on April 07, 2012, 11:46:26 PM
Maybe Zimmerman is using his special Catholic powers and is on tour with the Pope.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: franksolich on April 08, 2012, 03:41:20 AM
Maybe Zimmerman is using his special Catholic powers and is on tour with the Pope.   :rotf:

Well, as Sherlock Smith said, there appears to be a connection with Opus Dei here.
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 08, 2012, 10:52:45 AM
Well, as Sherlock Smith said, there appears to be a connection with Opus Dei here.
Somehow I think the Knights of Columbus are involved in this.
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: jukin on April 08, 2012, 10:56:15 AM
Yeah, it's not like everyone in America (and the world for that matter now) don't know what he looks like.

Funny, Trayvon (if he weren't killed) could have easily left the country if all we had to go by were the photos the that the media were showing the first week of their "coverage".

I don't think you could have ID'ed George from his first two weeks of media AlPravda racial agitating photo either.
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 08, 2012, 10:58:33 AM
Somehow I think the Knights of Columbus are involved in this.
I heard it was the Knights who say nee.
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: BadCat on April 08, 2012, 11:01:13 AM
Somehow I think the Knights of Columbus are involved in this.

I heard it was the Masons and the Knights Templar.
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 08, 2012, 12:49:19 PM
Loyal Order of Raccoons, Bensonhurst Chapter
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: Rebel on April 08, 2012, 12:52:48 PM
This has Skulls written all over it, and Bush has had a lot of time on his hands lately.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: Skul on April 08, 2012, 12:56:11 PM
This has Skulls written all over it, and Bush has had a lot of time on his hands lately.  :popcorn:
HEY!! Wait one minute there!  :asssmack:


 :rotf:
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: Freeper on April 08, 2012, 12:56:51 PM
This has Skulls written all over it, and Bush has had a lot of time on his hands lately.  :popcorn:

I understand that Chimpy himself went down to FL that night and pulled the trigger, then he placed the gun in Zimmerman's hand, then ran off laughing into the moonlight. Then Dick Cheney and KKKarl Rove jumped out of the bushes and roughed up Zimmerman just a little bit so there would be no blood on the video.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 08, 2012, 05:18:31 PM
I understand that Chimpy himself went down to FL that night and pulled the trigger,
He flew down there in the backseat of an SR-71 just like his pappy did in 1980.
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 08, 2012, 06:23:29 PM
Somehow I think the Knights of Columbus are involved in this.

Hell I thought it was the Masons or the Templar Knights! Couldn't be that it was self defense, could it DUmbasses?

I heard it was the Masons and the Knights Templar.

Heh, great minds think alike!
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: sybilll on April 08, 2012, 06:26:11 PM
I understand that Chimpy himself went down to FL that night and pulled the trigger, then he placed the gun in Zimmerman's hand, then ran off laughing into the moonlight. Then Dick Cheney and KKKarl Rove jumped out of the bushes and roughed up Zimmerman just a little bit so there would be no blood on the video.
You earned a H^5 for that one. 
Title: Re: Hey, I was just wondering do you
Post by: zeitgeist on April 08, 2012, 06:56:06 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002531779

Yeah that has to be it, the CIA is helping him hide.



Let's see he is part Peruvian on his mother's side, maybe he has been granted Political Asylum? :rotf: