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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on April 07, 2012, 01:18:26 AM

Title: Minor mystery solved: Spiralhawk got a granite salad in January (guess why)
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 07, 2012, 01:18:26 AM
I've wondered what ever happened to SpiralHawk, whose posts always included the tag "(R)" in one way, shape, or form, to express an occurrence or phenomenon that he associated with the GOP. It was so tedious that I started counting them, and was all set to post about it, and then I got busy with real life and lost interest. Then tonight when I was being warmed by the memories of DUmmies who have been banned or who have died, I thought of SpiralHawk. A few minutes of sleuthing turned up the following:

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SpiralHawk
10. That's certainly the corporate line

You have faithfully delivered it.

This was the final straw for Skinner, who explained the application of granite as thus:

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Posting Privileges Revoked

Revoked on    Reason    
Jan 6, 2012    Chemtrails crazy talk: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002128567




Feast your eyes... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=128650)


The final upshot is that SPIRALHAWK (Lunatic) was banned for CHEMTRAILS THEORY .


Which is, of course, hilarious. Miss you SpiralHawk (L).

Title: Re: Minor mystery solved: Spiralhawk got a granite salad in January (guess why)
Post by: franksolich on April 07, 2012, 05:30:02 AM
Whoa.

That primitive was also a regular in the sports forum.

If memory serves me correctly, the primitive was a Nebraska Cornhuskers football fan, and actually lives in the same city the big guy works. 
Title: Re: Minor mystery solved: Spiralhawk got a granite salad in January (guess why)
Post by: SarasotaRepub on April 07, 2012, 07:59:49 AM
That's such a shame. :( Considering all the lunatic ideas that float around on DU I always thought it very "unfair" to ban people for ChemTrail threads.  :-)
Title: Re: Minor mystery solved: Spiralhawk got a granite salad in January (guess why)
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 07, 2012, 11:02:39 AM
That's such a shame. :( Considering all the lunatic ideas that float around on DU I always thought it very "unfair" to ban people for ChemTrail threads.  :-)
Chemtrails make a lot more sense than poor, addled grasswipe.

Freepers really did kill Andy.

And they have other atrocities in the works.

Really.
Title: Re: Minor mystery solved: Spiralhawk got a granite salad in January (guess why)
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 07, 2012, 11:13:26 AM

And they have other atrocities in the works.


Of COURSE we do - what do you think the chemtrails are for in the first place? Jeez. Get on page, GOBUCKS.
Title: Re: Minor mystery solved: Spiralhawk got a granite salad in January (guess why)
Post by: Big Dog on April 07, 2012, 11:17:37 AM
If memory serves me correctly, the primitive was a Nebraska Cornhuskers football fan, and actually lives in the same city the big guy works. 

Which is why I recruited SpiralHawk to be my eyes and ears in Bellevue.

Spycraft is the art of finding the weakest person with access to the target, exploiting that weakness, and getting the maximum intel before the unstable agent flames out or is made by the target. When the op is over, walk away and don't look back.

It was easy, really. Disgruntled ex-anythings are the easiest to turn. Thanks, SpiralHawk!

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