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Title: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on April 06, 2012, 03:46:39 PM
I had a cyst on my eyeball (not my eyelid) so when I had my cataract surgery my doctor "lanced" it when he gave me the steroid shot in my eye. It came back. You probably wouldn't notice it unless I pointed it out as it looks like a clear bubble in the outside corner of my right eye.

It started to really bother me so I went in today (as in it started to get kind of painful). I'm so vain that I didn't want to go in today because you can still see the bruise on my upper cheek. I didn't want to spend the whole weekend with my eye hurting so I  made excuses for the bruise on my cheek, you can see it in the picture below. It is a TON lighter than it was before I used the Apple Cider Vinager (see my post about it in the Spa if you are interested). It shows up more in the pictures than it does in person 

Anyway, there were FOUR cysts on my friggen eyeball!

 F O U R of the suckers. He also put punctual plugs in both eyes. I get dry eye and they really helped when I had them before. I you happen to have dry eye I highly recommend trying them. It doesn't hurt when the doctor puts them in.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/6f9efcf5.jpg)

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/96de4bfc.jpg)

Blech, gross.  I can't believe I'm showing you guys this picture.  :(

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/e4865502.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: cmypay on April 06, 2012, 05:52:02 PM
DISAGREE! Wish I looked as good as you do! I think your eye looks like about half the population around here: allergy eyes
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Ballygrl on April 06, 2012, 06:14:15 PM
You still look beautiful.

What's causing the cysts though?
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Celtic Rose on April 06, 2012, 06:30:05 PM
You look beautiful!  I love your hair.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on April 06, 2012, 07:40:35 PM
You still look beautiful.

What's causing the cysts though?

The doctor said it's a blocked something or other. (I can't remember the name). It's what produces your tears, it's between the clear outer part of your eye and the white part. Fluid builds up and that is what were in the cysts. He said it could also be because of all the steroids I have continuously been putting in it for the last 6 months or so.  It sound backwards because steroids is an anti inflamatory but too much can be very irritating to the eye.  Thy can go away on their own but mine was starting to bother me. Every time I blinked I could feel my lower lid go over it. It also felt like I had sand in my eye all the time.  

The numbing drops have worn off and now my eyeball aches so bad. I just want to stop having issues with my eyes. :(

On a positive note, my vision was 20/20 out of that eye today. It improved since my last visit.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on April 06, 2012, 07:42:05 PM
DISAGREE! Wish I looked as good as you do! I think your eye looks like about half the population around here: allergy eyes

You are too kind!
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on April 06, 2012, 07:43:07 PM
You look beautiful!  I love your hair.

I'm considering cutting it shorter again. But thanks!
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 06, 2012, 09:24:11 PM
I can barely see it in the pictures, BEG.  It probably isn't as bad as you think.  And I agree, your hair is gorgeous!  I need some pretty highlights like yours.  :)
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on April 06, 2012, 09:37:59 PM
I can barely see it in the pictures, BEG.  It probably isn't as bad as you think.  And I agree, your hair is gorgeous!  I need some pretty highlights like yours.  :)

It's bad now, my eye must still be bleeding because the whole white area of my eyeball is blood red. I look like a monster. My husband even said, "whoa! Your eye looks worse than when I got home". It also hurts.

Feel sorry for me...  :bawl:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: CG6468 on April 07, 2012, 08:23:22 AM
If you think you're hideous, I'll take a couple of you!  :-*

Since you want some sympathy, I give you all that I can. But you look real fine to me!
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on April 07, 2012, 11:05:07 AM
If you think you're hideous, I'll take a couple of you!  :-*

Since you want some sympathy, I give you all that I can. But you look real fine to me!

I'm high maintenance CG, if you can deal with that you can have me.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: CG6468 on April 07, 2012, 12:24:27 PM
I'm high maintenance CG, if you can deal with that you can have me.

In another time, in another place, in a different lifetime........... :shrug:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Wineslob on April 10, 2012, 12:26:49 PM
Eyes, what eyes?
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on April 10, 2012, 12:57:56 PM
OMG I have never seen anything more hideous!   :mental:

 :lmao:  You loook gooooooooooood!   :naughty:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on April 10, 2012, 12:58:29 PM
In another time, in another place, in a different lifetime........... :shrug:

with more viagra  :bolt:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Wineslob on April 10, 2012, 01:50:46 PM
OMG I have never seen anything more hideous!   :mental:

 :lmao:  You loook gooooooooooood!   :naughty:


Oh ya, she's a MILF. Even with devil eyes.    :rofl:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on April 10, 2012, 01:55:42 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-cat-pictures-lolcats-coffee-is-good-sleep-is-better.jpg)

 :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on April 11, 2012, 08:44:31 AM
For those of you waiting on your seat wondering about my eyeball, it's getting much better. Yesterday I noticed it was starting to turn yellow which is from the blood starting to be absorbed. The day before it looked like my eye was literally bleeding still.  Today it just looks like I have allergy eyes, in one eyeball.

My neighbor came over the other day and asked if I wanted to play bunco Thursday night, I said no because of my eyeball. Now I'm thinking I may reconsider.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: CG6468 on April 11, 2012, 02:57:36 PM
with more viagra  :bolt:

Or any........... :lol:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: seahorse513 on April 16, 2012, 02:37:48 PM
Beg, If I had half your beauty, I would be happy!!!
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: obumazombie on April 16, 2012, 03:18:04 PM
I didn't notice anything wrong with your eyes. I thought you were blocking your lips and chin to hide something you thought wasn't up to standards.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on April 16, 2012, 03:38:38 PM
I didn't notice anything wrong with your eyes. I thought you were blocking your lips and chin to hide something you thought wasn't up to standards.

LOL if I were hiding something I sure as shit wouldn't post my picture online.  :whatever:

My eye was blood red, it hadn't gotten totally blood red at the time of the photo. I took it right after I got home from the doctor. The next day it got more red and by the following day the whole white of my eye looked like it was bleeding. It's gone now.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on April 17, 2012, 10:48:18 AM
LOL if I were hiding something I sure as shit wouldn't post my picture online.  :whatever:
.

dayummmmmmm  touchy  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 10:49:40 AM
dayummmmmmm  touchy  :lmao:
Yes, but not touchy feely.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on April 17, 2012, 10:53:24 AM
Yes, but not touchy feely.

I wouldn't mind a squeeze, of BEG I mean  :p  I am not bi by the way....   :lmao:   I just admire beautiful women from the chest up  :panic:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Wineslob on April 17, 2012, 12:11:12 PM
I wouldn't mind a squeeze, of BEG I mean  :p  I am not bi by the way....   :lmao:   I just admire beautiful women from the chest up  :panic:

Lolz, reminds me of a friend of ours. When she gets drunk, she becomes boob obsessed. Plays with her own, and LOVES my wife's.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on April 17, 2012, 12:12:00 PM
Lolz, reminds me of a friend of ours. When she gets drunk, she becomes boob obsessed. Plays with her own, and LOVES my wife's.

I bet you just can't stand that!   :panic:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: thundley4 on April 17, 2012, 12:14:54 PM
Lolz, reminds me of a friend of ours. When she gets drunk, she becomes boob obsessed. Plays with her own, and LOVES my wife's.

I know someone that is like that.  She likes to flash her boobs and get other women to do the same. 
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on April 17, 2012, 12:16:05 PM
I know someone that is like that.  She likes to flash her boobs and get other women to do the same. 

THAT my friend is why I don't drink anymore.  Got sick of seeing women do that  O-)
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Wineslob on April 17, 2012, 01:57:20 PM
I bet you just can't stand that!   :panic:


Ahhh, actually, NO.    :naughty:



and my wife don't mind
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2012, 04:33:48 PM
Stop derailing my poor pitiful me thread into a drunk boobie thread.  :mad:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 04:35:39 PM
Stop derailing my poor pitiful me thread into a drunk boobie thread.  :mad:
It is careening rapidly off the rails.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: seahorse513 on April 17, 2012, 05:10:24 PM
Come on Beg, you know these clowns, have a one track mind...boobiez!!!
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Kyle Ricky on April 17, 2012, 05:15:01 PM
Boobies? Where? Duh!  :thatsright:

I hope your eye feels better, Beg.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 05:19:45 PM
Come on Beg, you know these clowns, have a one track mind...boobiez!!!
If it's one track, how does it derail ?
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2012, 05:49:50 PM
Boobies? Where? Duh!  :thatsright:

I hope your eye feels better, Beg.

Thanks Kyle.  It is, it got better last week.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: dutch508 on April 30, 2012, 03:59:21 PM
Well, for one thing, yes.

Then, you are not topless in those photos so of course we are gonna notice your hideous eye.

And, furthermore, bitchslaps for everyone because we do not joke about drunken boobiez thread pictures.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Wineslob on April 30, 2012, 04:15:18 PM
Drunken bOObies?    :yahoo:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on May 01, 2012, 09:14:42 AM
It is careening rapidly off the rails.

yeh, you said the magic word and it's not coming back to the station for pickup  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: dutch508 on May 01, 2012, 11:08:35 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C86KYqWPSMY/To6syNVqPdI/AAAAAAAAEW8/nQmyTFsvlYk/s1600/thong-bikini-wallpapers.jpeg)

Tis not all about teh dunken boobiez.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on May 01, 2012, 11:35:48 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C86KYqWPSMY/To6syNVqPdI/AAAAAAAAEW8/nQmyTFsvlYk/s1600/thong-bikini-wallpapers.jpeg)

Tis not all about teh dunken boobiez.

look how big her nose is  :panic:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: dutch508 on May 01, 2012, 11:54:25 AM
(http://www.awesome-skateboard.com/images/string-bikini.jpg)


Gina? When is your birthday?
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on May 01, 2012, 12:02:44 PM
Ummmmm.....I'll pm you.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Wineslob on May 01, 2012, 01:49:50 PM
Hell, I'll pitch in for the suit.  :yahoo:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: dutch508 on May 01, 2012, 02:23:01 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AkiEEqkfKUE/TVAQvF7nV_I/AAAAAAAABzc/U9PoorVBp3I/s1600/brazil%2Bbeach%2Bvolleyball%2B11.jpg)

I think that means, "You two will do".

Or maybe it's "You, to, will do."
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on May 01, 2012, 02:23:46 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AkiEEqkfKUE/TVAQvF7nV_I/AAAAAAAABzc/U9PoorVBp3I/s1600/brazil%2Bbeach%2Bvolleyball%2B11.jpg)

I think that means, "You two will do".

Or maybe it's "You, to, will do."

sorry dutch baby but that lookalikaman
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Eupher on May 01, 2012, 02:25:59 PM
sorry dutch baby but that lookalikaman

I didn't want to say anything -- figured he might be swinging that way these days......



 :-)
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Gina on May 01, 2012, 02:35:38 PM
I didn't want to say anything -- figured he might be swinging that way these days......



 :-)

could be, could be  :whistling:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: BEG on May 01, 2012, 03:53:38 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C86KYqWPSMY/To6syNVqPdI/AAAAAAAAEW8/nQmyTFsvlYk/s1600/thong-bikini-wallpapers.jpeg)

Tis not all about teh dunken boobiez.

Sometimes MORE is less.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Wineslob on May 01, 2012, 04:12:44 PM
Sometimes MORE is less.

With whatever that thing is, you be right!
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: dutch508 on May 02, 2012, 11:46:27 AM
Sometimes MORE is less.

I'd do her. More or less.
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: Wineslob on May 02, 2012, 12:12:51 PM
I'd do her. More or less.

Desperate times, I take it?    :panic:
Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: dutch508 on May 02, 2012, 02:46:37 PM
Desperate times, I take it?    :panic:

A shot of Beam, three Budwiesers and A&E TV.

Actually, things are going pretty good.

Title: Re: I'm hideous
Post by: JakeStyle on May 06, 2012, 12:41:00 AM
Hideous is the very last word I would use to describe you, BEG.  You are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.