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Title: Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench
Post by: bijou on April 06, 2012, 06:26:33 AM

A model who became a champion gravy wrestler suffered serious eye damage after being hit in the face with a monkey wrench.

Elisa Sampson, 31, was hit in the face by her 'best friend' Sabina English, after arriving back at her home in Rossendale, Lancashire, and finding the single mother having sex with another friend on her sofa.

When kick boxer Elisa interrupted the two with a shout of: 'What are you doing', laundry worker English jumped up and hit her in the face with the garage tool, which was lying nearby on the floor.

Yes there are pics.  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126006/Gravy-wrestling-model-hit-face-monkey-wrench-finding-friend-having-sex-sofa.html#ixzz1rG6cZMEG)

Title: Re: Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 06, 2012, 06:39:04 AM

I bet any guy here could have licked her.

Title: Re: Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench
Post by: Eupher on April 06, 2012, 09:04:29 AM

Just remember, "gravy" is just another term for "meat juice."

Title: Re: Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench
Post by: bijou on April 06, 2012, 03:29:58 PM

Oh Johnny, that pun just takes the biscuit.

Title: Re: Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench
Post by: Mike220 on April 06, 2012, 07:34:00 PM

I'd hit it... With a monkey wrench.

Title: Re: Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 06, 2012, 08:15:15 PM

I had no idea there was a "Gravy Wrestlin'" championship!!! Do they have video?

Quote from: Eupher on April 06, 2012, 09:04:29 AM

Just remember, "gravy" is just another term for "meat juice."

Okay Euph, that's disgustin'! Heheheheheheheh! And I hope they don't have video of that!!

Title: Re: Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 06, 2012, 08:35:50 PM

Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 06, 2012, 08:15:15 PM

I had no idea there was a "Gravy Wrestlin'" championship!!! Do they have video?

 And I hope they don't have video of that!!

Sorry...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKkhjQlPejI[/youtube]

Title: Re: Gravy-wrestling model hit in the face with monkey wrench
Post by: vesta111 on April 07, 2012, 09:22:50 AM

Quote from: CactusCarlos on April 06, 2012, 08:35:50 PM

Sorry...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKkhjQlPejI[/youtube]

Thank God for the BRITS and their wild and wacky sense of humor.  Insane on the inside and keeping a stiff upper lip outside, oh so proper and refined.