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Title: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2012, 04:28:40 PM
This has come to my attention. Four innocent ptarmigans have been lynched. The culprits are rabbits, gyrfalcons, ground squirrels, and humans content with their own destruction. These lynchings are carried to warn ptarmigans and humans that they will be annihilated.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sigurdr/6150989406/
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: thundley4 on April 05, 2012, 04:30:36 PM
They're only sleeping.
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2012, 04:32:38 PM
They're only sleeping.

Explain that noose on their necks. It is obviously lynchings carried out by bunnies. Bunnies want to destroy humanity.
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: DefiantSix on April 05, 2012, 04:44:23 PM
My dad taught me how to do that back when we were raising [prairie] chickens for food. 


If you have a weak stomach, you may not want to read what follows.  Consider yourself warned.








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First you run a loop of twine around their scrawny necks, then you tie them down to a wood block or stump between a couple of nails.  Bash the skull of the [prairie] chicken with a hammer, then suspend them from the chicken wire fence to "drain".  Drawing the carcasses through boiling water makes the skin release the feathers: plucking takes less than a minute using this method.  Then it's lop the head, the feet, and gut the carcass, and voila, your whole fryer is ready for bagging and freezing, until Sunday supper.
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 05, 2012, 06:09:57 PM
They're only sleeping.
They're pining for the fiords.
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2012, 07:50:08 PM
Ptarmigans staged the whole thing to frame the rabbits.

You can see the beak-marks on the rope.
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2012, 09:46:29 PM
Ptarmigans staged the whole thing to frame the rabbits.

You can see the beak-marks on the rope.

Flat out lies! The ptarmigans were killed by rabbits.
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2012, 09:51:19 PM
Flat out lies! The ptarmigans were killed by rabbits.
Typical propaganda from the bird faction.

Lupus don't have opposable thumbs... there is no way they could have tied nooses.  The birds killed their own kind and staged the crime scene to implicate the rabbit.  You are guilty of lies, deceit, and murder.
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: IassaFTots on April 05, 2012, 10:04:23 PM
Best damn reason for saving karma!  I done used up all of mine giving all y'all high fives, even Ptarmy!  I needed a good chuckle, it was a long, bad day!!!


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2012, 10:42:27 PM
Typical propaganda from the bird faction.

Lupus don't have opposable thumbs... there is no way they could have tied nooses.  The birds killed their own kind and staged the crime scene to implicate the rabbit.  You are guilty of lies, deceit, and murder.

Typical lies and propaganda from the rabbits. Lies that are meant to doom humans.

Rabbits had humans tie the nooses after they were killed by the bunnies. The rabbits are the ones who lynched ptarmigans. Rabbits are guilty of lies, deceit, and murder. They are planning to destroy humanity. Humans have signed their own death warrant for their destruction by rabbits.
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: Rebel on April 05, 2012, 11:26:00 PM
Look at this cute little girl:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/06/article-1053169-028D355F00000578-925_468x478.jpg)
Title: Re: Ptarmigan Lynching
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2012, 11:40:32 PM
Look at this cute little girl:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/06/article-1053169-028D355F00000578-925_468x478.jpg)

Sarah Palin was brainwashed to kill ptarmigans by bunnies.