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Title: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 05, 2012, 11:33:37 AM
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TheMastersNemesis

 
A State Of War Exists In The US

A state of war exists in the US and the GOP has declared it. They are doing all they can to steal and take down this government and change it into a totalitarian Christofascist capitalist state.

And that's it...nothing else. No elaboration, no examples, no fist-shaking, no oaths, no nothing...just a confused and constipated old bastard obsessed with his own military service and the GOP.  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002520693)


Exactly what 'master' is he the nemesis of? Maybe the dungeon master that keeps him locked in the basement with a ball-gag, and only lets him free for a couple of hours a day to clean his genitals and post on DU?

Hm.

Anyway, TheMasturbatingNumbskull is my nominee for 2012 DOTY. And DROTY (DUmmy Rookie of the Year).

Title: Really now. This pussified chest-thumping is getting tireseome.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 05, 2012, 11:36:29 AM
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TheMastersNemesis (665 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

A State Of War Exists In The US

A state of war exists in the US and the GOP has declared it. They are doing all they can to steal and take down this government and change it into a totalitarian Christofascist capitalist state.

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libodem (7,968 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. They are traitors

And should be charged with sedition. Effing bastards.

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/1002520693

Currently has 6 DU recs
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 05, 2012, 11:42:10 AM
MonotonousCow****er weighs in:

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montanacowboy (2,921 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. Enemies both foreign AND DOMESTIC

They are destroying this country - we will never be able to get rid of them as they control so much of whose vote counts and doesn't - they pull every filthy dirty trick to win because they CAN'T win legally - so with the help of the bastard's ALEC and their toady's on the SCOTUS, they will continue to bring this country down and mold it into the corporate/fascist/theocratic/right wing nation they have been wet dreaming of for years. They have their eye on the prize and they march towards fruition.

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LetTimmySmoke (1,130 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. There is a state of war. Wall St. and the U.S. Government it controls are at war with the people.

Feeling froggy?

jump
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: jukin on April 05, 2012, 11:43:07 AM
TheMastersNemesis of reason.
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: NHSparky on April 05, 2012, 11:44:30 AM
DUmmies and farts--both a bunch of shit particles floating randomly around the air, waiting to offend anyone who gets too close.
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 05, 2012, 11:47:48 AM
The only people trying to destroy the checks and balances which make our system run are Democrats...Obama's attack on the legitimacy of the Supreme Court and the judiciary, and Reid for his complicity in forcing an ongoing off-budget government. 
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 05, 2012, 12:07:01 PM
ongoing off-budget government. 

Yet they were enraged about Enron.
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 05, 2012, 12:10:24 PM
Why wasn't I informed that the war had started? I'm already a few thousand DUmmies behind in my quota.

ETA: I need a couple from the camp to work the garden....preferably half starved and in chains. I'm getting to old to chase after them and hate to waste good lead.
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 05, 2012, 12:18:11 PM
Why wasn't I informed that the war had started? I'm already a few thousand DUmmies behind in my quota.

ETA: I need a couple from the camp to work the garden....preferably half starved and in chains. I'm getting to old to chase after them and hate to waste good lead.

We keep ours at a free-range ranch called Boulder.
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: wasp69 on April 05, 2012, 12:32:23 PM
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backscatter712 (14,540 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

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Stochastic terrorism is the use of mass communications to stir up random lone wolves to carry out violent or terrorist acts that are statistically predictable but individually unpredictable.

This is what occurs when Bin Laden releases a video that stirs random extremists halfway around the globe to commit a bombing or shooting.

This is also the term for what Beck, O'Reilly, Hannity, and others do. And this is what led directly and predictably to a number of cases of ideologically-motivated murder similar to the Tucson shootings.

Think of it as being like Russian Roulette, because it has a random component - that's what stochastic means. The right-wingers go on their media channels, making all sorts of outrageous statements. Dog whistles, dehumanizing, demonizing. Over and over and over. Because they've got some statisticians, hovering over what resembles actuarial tables, and they know that every time they make such statements, there's a probability that some crazy is going to come out and start shit.

... is putting a bullet in the gun, spinning the cylinder, pointing the gun at us, and pulling the trigger. Click. Try again. Spin. Point. Click. Again. Some time, maybe tomorrow, maybe three years from now, the gun goes BANG! and somebody dies.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002337420


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TheMastersNemesis (665 posts)

A State Of War Exists In The US

A state of war exists in the US and the GOP has declared it. They are doing all they can to steal and take down this government and change it into a totalitarian Christofascist capitalist state.

Spin.  Point.  Click.

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libodem (7,968 posts)

1. They are traitors

And should be charged with sedition. Effing bastards.

Spin.  Point.  Click.

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montanacowboy (2,921 posts)

2. Enemies both foreign AND DOMESTIC

They are destroying this country - we will never be able to get rid of them as they control so much of whose vote counts and doesn't - they pull every filthy dirty trick to win because they CAN'T win legally - so with the help of the bastard's ALEC and their toady's on the SCOTUS, they will continue to bring this country down and mold it into the corporate/fascist/theocratic/right wing nation they have been wet dreaming of for years. They have their eye on the prize and they march towards fruition.

Spin.  Point.  Click.

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LetTimmySmoke (1,130 posts)

3. There is a state of war. Wall St. and the U.S. Government it controls are at war with the people.

Spin.  Point.  Click.


Be advised, keyboard commandos, none of my firearms go "click" until all rounds are depleted.  Keep this shit up and one of your followers is liable to find that out the hard way when he tries to act out your fantasies.

Spread the word...
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: Skul on April 05, 2012, 12:40:24 PM
We keep ours at a free-range ranch called Boulder.
I thought that area was in Broomfield?
Mustn't let the drones enjoy views of the flat-irons.
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 05, 2012, 12:57:33 PM
I need a couple from the camp to work the garden....preferably half starved and in chains. I'm getting to old to chase after them and hate to waste good lead.

I'll include that in the next message to VRWC Regional HQ. :whistling: :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: Airwolf on April 05, 2012, 02:45:51 PM
Anytime idiots anytime.  Just remember to fill out the proper paperwork so someone knows where to drop that stinky diseased riddled carcass of yours at.
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: movie buff on April 05, 2012, 03:01:51 PM
MasticatingNutsack's starter is just the same crap that's posted 50 times a day on DU, but without anything offered that could even vaguely back it up.
Then there's this gem:
"Stochastic terrorism is the use of mass communications to stir up random lone wolves to carry out violent or terrorist acts that are statistically predictable but individually unpredictable.

This is what occurs when Bin Laden releases a video that stirs random extremists halfway around the globe to commit a bombing or shooting.

This is also the term for what Beck, O'Reilly, Hannity, and others do. And this is what led directly and predictably to a number of cases of ideologically-motivated murder similar to the Tucson shootings"

1. Ok, how many political terrorists have been inspired by American conservative media pundits to commit acts of violence. I believe the number remains at zero.
2. Apparently this DUmmy is a member of a dying breed: People who are stupid enough to still believe that the Tucson shootings were committed by a far- right extremist driven to do it by Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin, in spite of the mountains of evidence that a) Jared Loughner appeared to lean much more heavily to the left than the right in terms of his political leanings based on what his own personal acquaintances said about him, and b) Jared Loughner was a nutcase motivated more by his own psychotic obsession with Gabrielle Giffords than by political extremism. Even most DUmmies have realized that Loughner was no right- winger, no matter how badly they wish he was.
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: jukin on April 05, 2012, 03:59:03 PM
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Be advised, keyboard commandos, none of my firearms go "click" until all rounds are depleted.  Keep this shit up and one of your followers is liable to find that out the hard way when he tries to act out your fantasies.

You have to remember that pretty much the only real world experience a DUchebag has with a firearm is through movies or television. Can't tell you how many times I have heard an automatic go 'click' sometimes several 'clicks' form an automatic hand gun.

I think that the DUmmys should play Russian Roulette with an Automatic. Just put one bullet in the magazine and put to head, pull trigger, and pass it on to the next mental giant.
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 05, 2012, 07:30:34 PM
Considering the DUmmies, it is amazing civilizations ever get started.
Title: Re: What farts are to you and me, posts are to TheMastersNemesis
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 05, 2012, 07:41:53 PM
Considering the DUmmies, it is amazing civilizations ever get started.
Leftists don't start civilizations, they only destroy them.