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Title: BEST OF: DUer thanks taxpayers for free food
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 05, 2012, 10:37:04 AM
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GopperStopper2680

Dear American Tax Payer: I am grateful for the meals you provide. Thank you.
Ah, hello there reader. I was hoping you would stop by. I wanted to thank you for my dinner last night. You didn't know you kept me from going hungry, did you? Well, you did.

You see, I'm a North Carolina Food and Nutritions Benefits recipient. Read Foodstamps. I depend on Foodstamps to get by. If it were not for that I would have literally nothing to eat.

You might say "Don't you mean dear 'government'?" No. I don't The Government set up the Food and Nutrition Benefits through the Department of Social Services. But it's taxpayer money that funds it. As far as I no no politician spends a single dime of his or her own private money to fund EBT benefits. (If you happen to know impirically that one of them does I urge you not to hesitate to post a link so I can post a thread thanking him or her as well.)

I'm very serious about my gratitude to those who pay their taxes and provide me with meals. This is not a joke or some tongue in cheek slight. Were it not for you ladies and gentlemen I would practically starve as would untold other Americans who are out of work or do not have enough work, or can't pay for enough food for themselves or their dependents.

I know paying taxes is a bitter pill to swallow. And I know in this country the taxpayer has little to no control over where their tax dollars go. But if it were up to me and I had the say over the little bit of taxes I pay, being unemployed, go- I'd put most of it into programs like the EBT program.

Some people reading this might be cynical enough to call people like myself that live off the public purse leechers or parasites. I'm not saying that in some cases people are not receiving public benefits who shouldn't be. It was the same with the food bundles that my church used to give out every Wednesday, which I participated in. Many of the people getting those bundles had plenty to eat. Many more did NOT. In most cases people like myself receiving public food and nutrition benefits aren't looking for a handout, just a hand up. The real parasites are the ones on Wall Street who make it necessary for American Tax dollars to feed the unemployed. Their destructive and self serving financial and economic policies have led to declines in employments for years now.

So I say to you, Sir or Madam Tax Payer: Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I appreciate the fact that because of your sacrifice, I have a little to eat each month. Please don't be uptset at myself and those like us. We're trying. In the meantime we thank you. In fact, reader-if you benefit from Foodstamps or another public service provided by the taxpayer purse and you want to express your gratitude please leave a reply with a thumbs up emote in it so everyone who reads this can see that you're grateful as I am.



As a taxpayer who pays more than most, I say... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002517363)

 :cheersmate:

and you are welcome.


Title: Re: BEST OF: DUer thanks taxpayers for free food
Post by: thundley4 on April 05, 2012, 10:47:40 AM
Why does the leech have a computer and internet service if they are sucking the taxpayer's teat?
Title: Re: BEST OF: DUer thanks taxpayers for free food
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 05, 2012, 10:55:56 AM
See you had me thinking you were genuine until this
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The real parasites are the ones on Wall Street
You do realize dummie those "parasites" pay taxes too yes? So i assume you are saying "Thank You and **** You"?  ::)
Title: Re: BEST OF: DUer thanks taxpayers for free food
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 05, 2012, 11:09:49 AM
Don't encourage the anal warts.
Title: Re: BEST OF: DUer thanks taxpayers for free food
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 05, 2012, 11:16:15 AM
Don't encourage the anal warts.

Eh...I just assume the idiot is at least feeding a child. I am all for free food for indigent children.
Title: Re: BEST OF: DUer thanks taxpayers for free food
Post by: jukin on April 05, 2012, 11:41:39 AM
If it were up to me all they would get is bulk rice, beans and cheese. Want snack foods, sodas, and meat, get a job.
Title: Re: BEST OF: DUer thanks taxpayers for free food
Post by: wasp69 on April 05, 2012, 11:48:34 AM
This seems to be a well thought out post that is truly sincere in its gratitude....  But then there is this:

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GopperStopper2680

The real parasites are the ones on Wall Street who make it necessary for American Tax dollars to feed the unemployed. Their destructive and self serving financial and economic policies have led to declines in employments for years now.

That's where you lost me, DUmmie.  Posting that OWwieS bullshit just erased what might have been an otherwise decent gesture.  Considering "the rich" pay for most of your benefits, you're very stupid to bite the hand that feeds you.
Title: Re: BEST OF: DUer thanks taxpayers for free food
Post by: Wineslob on April 05, 2012, 02:02:04 PM
Why does the leech have a computer and internet service if they are sucking the taxpayer's teat?

It's a right.    :thatsright:
Title: Re: BEST OF: DUer thanks taxpayers for free food
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 05, 2012, 02:20:49 PM
Why does the leech have a computer and internet service if they are sucking the taxpayer's teat?

THIS and

When does the aforementioned leech start working so he can release the teat?