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Title: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 05, 2012, 09:51:58 AM
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Tony_FLADEM (1,669 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Woman offers sex for two double cheeseburgers, deputies say

MANATEE — A woman was arrested in a prostitution sting on 14th Street West but not before she got two double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu at a McDonald’s restaurant.

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Sarah Ibarruri (17,808 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. Mentally ill, no doubt. nt

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emilyg (21,871 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

29. Maybe just very hungry.

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Sarah Ibarruri (17,808 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

47. Yes indeed, but what's wrong with saying, $250.00 and I get to eat first? nt

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OneTenthofOnePercent (4,901 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

75. what's wrong?!? Well for starters that's about $200 too high of a price...

just sayin...

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Sarah Ibarruri (17,808 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

129. If it were me, I'd ask for $250,000. Just sayin'. nt

I'm reminded of an episode where Winston Churchill asked a woman if she would sleep with him for 5 million pounds. She replied, "I suppose so."

He then asked her if she would sleep with him for 5 pounds. indignant she demanded, "What sort of woman do you think I am?

"We already know what sort of woman you are, madame; now we're just haggling over the price."

Perhaps this explains her break-up: She priced herself out of the market.

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vaberella (22,835 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

153. Nope. I put her down as starving.

She's willing to give up her body for $2.00 that's serious.

Hippie sluts give it away for nothing more than the approval of stoner hippie dudes.

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MrScorpio (49,693 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. Apparently she's not in the sex work biz for the fame and glory

She was facing hunger.

This, my friends, is a sure sign of what a downward economy does to women.

Welcome to Obama's America.

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aikoaiko (13,152 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

7. Hopefully she was able to eat the burgers before being arrested.

She's got to eat.  

 :thatsright:

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DutchLiberal (5,282 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

10. We've heard plenty of similar stories, about teen girls, in my country...

A few years ago, it was a very hot topic and every media outlet did the best it could to make their story the most sensational.

It was called "Breezer sex", after the alcoholic beverage by Bacardi which then was very popular among high school teenagers (legal drinking age over here is 16). Researchers discovered that there was a substantial (?) amount of teen girls who offered sex in exchange for a Breezer drink. Or a pack of cigarettes. Or a hamburger. Things like that.

For a little while, so many similar (anecdotal) stories came out, it seemed like an epidemic under teenage youth. Worried sociologists, panicky feminists and moral crusaders were quick to condemn porn, the sexual revolution, tv programs about sex targeting teens etc. as the reasons for this "moral bankruptcy of today's youth". Later, it turned out to be a small portion of all high school teenagers who engaged in this kind of behavior. The scale was much smaller than the alarmists would have us believe. After a while, the hype died down and nobody has heard any report on it since.

It's almost as if decriminalization = legality = permissiveness = expectation

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bluedigger (4,836 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

16. This has what the War on Poverty has devolved to.

A War on the Poor.

Yay, Police State.

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Snake Alchemist (2,592 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

21. Are they meth addicts because they are poor or poor because they are meth addicts.

Always a good question.

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redqueen (94,484 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

25. Yeah,

Sure it is.

Big feminism fight after that.

Worth a look.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002517405
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 05, 2012, 09:58:33 AM
I don't get why anyone at DU would have a problem with prostitution.

Oh, wait, I think I just figured it out:

A woman can do whatever she wants to/with her vagina if she's willing to PAY someone to do it, e.g., abortion, because that's empowerment.

A woman cannot, however, be PAID to do whatever she wants to/with her vagina, because that's exploitation.


Simple ****in' solution: build a brothel in every abortion clinic. 
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 05, 2012, 10:06:17 AM
The reason why they're so muddled is because their every moral precept is an ad hoc declaration. Morality isn't something DUmbasses demand out of fairness or justice but simply to insure a result in their favor because they are smarter and better than you.
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 05, 2012, 10:12:51 AM
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Tony_FLADEM (1,669 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Woman offers sex for two double cheeseburgers, deputies say
That's just a normal first date for Sarah Imaboobi.
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: Aristotelian on April 05, 2012, 10:42:00 AM
I don't get why anyone at DU would have a problem with prostitution.

Oh, wait, I think I just figured it out:

A woman can do whatever she wants to/with her vagina if she's willing to force the taxpayers to PAY someone to do it, e.g., abortion, because that's empowerment.

A woman cannot, however, be PAID to do whatever she wants to/with her vagina, because that's exploitation.


Simple ****in' solution: build a brothel in every abortion clinic. 

Correction - it's religious oppression if we don't pay on her behalf...
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 05, 2012, 10:47:35 AM
Obama induced inflation: 2 bit whores now cost $2.

ETA: DUmmies will spin that as a rise in wages and a higher standard of living.
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: Karin on April 05, 2012, 10:58:49 AM
She wasn't starving, she was just a skank.  You have to work pretty damn hard in this country to starve.  Ya got EBT cards fluttering down from heaven, with such relaxed standards it's ridiculous. 
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 05, 2012, 11:08:36 AM
Obama induced inflation: 2 bit whores now cost $2...

I LOL'ed
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 05, 2012, 11:15:15 AM
Obama induced inflation: 2 bit whores now cost $2.

ETA: DUmmies will spin that as a rise in wages and a higher standard of living.

For the WIN.


^5
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: NHSparky on April 05, 2012, 11:48:14 AM
Guess the john supplied his own "special sauce" for those burgers.
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 05, 2012, 11:50:10 AM
SarahIbblebobble has a self-esteem problem - waaaaayyyyy too much of it.
Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: jukin on April 05, 2012, 11:55:44 AM
$250? Is SarahIbblebobble charging by the pound?

Title: Re: DU weighs-in on IcanHazSexForCheezburgers case
Post by: wasp69 on April 05, 2012, 12:10:58 PM
For the WIN.

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