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Title: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: dandi on April 02, 2012, 08:30:47 PM
Somebody just shoot me, please. I don't want to live in a world consumed by this much stupid.


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valerief (30,531 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 Is "Broccoli" a code word?
That's the first thing I thought of when conservative asswipes brought up broccoli again.

I thought it was strange back in 1990 when GHWB expressed his dislike of it.


It's still strange that conservatives are talking about it. Why broccoli? Is it code?

BTW, I like broccoli. It's very good for you.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002508945

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Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: shadeaux on April 02, 2012, 08:35:14 PM
Yes DUmmy valerief, it's a secret code.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Tucker on April 02, 2012, 08:36:51 PM
I don't eat the stuff myself.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/6e2c663a.gif)
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 02, 2012, 08:38:48 PM
"Broccoli" has an IQ many DUmmies aspire to reach.

Although, add butter and cheese, an the IQ of broccoli becomes as far out of reach for the average DUmmie as the relationship of the distance between earth and the sun versus the distance between earth and Alpha Centauri.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: DefiantSix on April 02, 2012, 08:39:12 PM
Yes DUmmy valerief, it's a secret code.   :rotf:

SHHHHHHHHHH!!!   :argh:  OpSec, people.  That's all I'm saying here.  OpSec.  

Dammit!!  Now that the DUmbshits are on to the term "broccoli" as a code word, we're going to have to think of something else to call the chemtrails agent. :banghead: :banghead:

The Rove will NOT be pleased.  The Rove will not be pleased at all.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Freeper on April 02, 2012, 08:39:15 PM
They are too smart. They figured out our code again. ;D
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 02, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Broccoli: the afro'ed vegetable

(http://canigivemybaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/can-i-give-my-baby-broccoli.jpg)  (http://www.cynical-c.com/archives2/bloggraphics/afro4.jpg)
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: thundley4 on April 02, 2012, 08:47:40 PM
(https://d27fcql9yjk2c0.cloudfront.net/assets/2917180/lightbox/SecretWord1-512.jpg?1296231647)
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Tucker on April 02, 2012, 08:59:09 PM
Broc-obama

(http://www.medpagetoday.com/images/blogMedia/celebritydiagnosis/Obama-Chia-Pet.jpg)

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEFJmLcUdrQp5GbiRMpLLOvA-JsexY7IjiwEt0xvRLxqvD5iDXzaz0XSPL)
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: mamacags on April 02, 2012, 09:04:03 PM
The VRWC newbies need to spend some time in the think before you speak electrocution room in the camp.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 02, 2012, 09:06:26 PM
(http://www.cynical-c.com/archives2/bloggraphics/afro4.jpg)
www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Splashdown on April 02, 2012, 09:15:54 PM
Wow. Between this and the Opus Dei comment in another thread, they're finally on to us. Time to change all the codes!
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: miskie on April 02, 2012, 09:17:26 PM
[youtube=420,315]WR6y71x3tSY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on April 02, 2012, 09:31:28 PM
Somebody just shoot me, please. I don't want to live in a world consumed by this much stupid.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002508945

 :mental: :mental: :mental:


Words.  Fail.  Me.
Title: Re: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 02, 2012, 09:55:56 PM
Don't forget cabbage!
Title: Re: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 03, 2012, 12:57:06 AM

     It's code for "eat shit and die, you ridiculous fag-loving worthless union monkey drug addict assfaces."

     Hey, you asked.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: txradioguy on April 03, 2012, 01:39:55 AM
Bush 41 hated Broccoli too.

Albert Broccoli was the producer on many of the James Bond movies...of which some dealt with battling Soviet spies and super villians.

I'm beginning to see why the DUmmies think that it's some kind of secret code.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: LC EFA on April 03, 2012, 03:03:50 AM
The Broccoli is in the arc of asparagus for the rutabaga rubicon.

Potato !
Title: Re: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 03, 2012, 05:40:41 AM
Don't forget cabbage!

I remember Agent Cabbage well. He thrust much fear into the hearts of DUmmies. I lost track of him a while back. I actually thought he was dead, but I've heard through connections that he's working somewhere in Florida.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: diesel driver on April 03, 2012, 07:11:06 AM
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valerief

Is "Broccoli" a code word?
That's the first thing I thought of when conservative asswipes brought up broccoli again.


Yes, "broccoli" is a code word for...

a plant in the cabbage family, whose large flower head is used as a vegetable.

In other words...

"broccoli".

http://www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Karin on April 03, 2012, 07:17:40 AM
What a fun thread!  Thanks for the laughs!   :rotf:

 
Looks who shows up with a disgusting comment:

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Response to valerief (Original post)
Mon Apr 2, 2012, 07:51 PM
 Ian David (65,674 posts)

9. Broccoli looks like pubic hair. n/t


Aaaaaad a bouncy:

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Response to valerief (Original post)
Mon Apr 2, 2012, 09:25 PM
 AllenVanAllen (2,662 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

21. It's really an interesting analogy to me on a personal level.


Once I was having lunch with an old hardcore conservative friend in his mid 50's, and during the meal I noticed he wasn't eating any of the vegetable sides of his entree. I casually said to him, "You're not eating your vegetables?" He looks at me with an almost defiant tone and answers, "When I was a kid, my mother made me eat all of my vegetables, at every meal. So as an adult I decided I would never eat them again." I said, Oh, OK." and we went on with our meal.

That one thing really gave me a possible insight into why this very intelligent fellow could be part of the hardcore 30% of republicans that are irrationally, more supportive of party than country. In his case it could simply be unresolved childhood issues.

So, it's really funny to hear the 'broccoli' argument being brought up again. No, I don't wanna eat my vegetables! You can't tell me what to do!
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 03, 2012, 07:42:14 AM
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Response to valerief (Original post)
Mon Apr 2, 2012, 09:25 PM
 AllenVanAllen (2,662 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

21. It's really an interesting analogy to me on a personal level.


Once I was having lunch with an old hardcore conservative friend in his mid 50's, and during the meal I noticed he wasn't eating any of the vegetable sides of his entree. I casually said to him, "You're not eating your vegetables?" He looks at me with an almost defiant tone and answers, "When I was a kid, my mother made me eat all of my vegetables, at every meal. So as an adult I decided I would never eat them again." I said, Oh, OK." and we went on with our meal.

That one thing really gave me a possible insight into why this very intelligent fellow could be part of the hardcore 30% of republicans that are irrationally, more supportive of party than country. In his case it could simply be unresolved childhood issues.

So, it's really funny to hear the 'broccoli' argument being brought up again. No, I don't wanna eat my vegetables! You can't tell me what to do!

So what are we to think of all the DUmbasses that proudly regale us with tales of shrugging-off the strictures of the Catholic church?
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Rebel on April 03, 2012, 07:46:33 AM
BOO!!!!



(http://praisewalker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Broccoli.jpg)




:stirpot:
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 03, 2012, 07:47:44 AM
BOO!!!!

You're evil, man . . . and I like it! :fuelfire: :cheersmate: :rofl: :yahoo:
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Karin on April 03, 2012, 10:48:41 AM
DU you know, that both cabbage and broccoli are CRUCIFEROUS vegetables? 

(http://www.treefrogid.com/treefrogid/potter/vampire.jpg)



Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: jukin on April 03, 2012, 10:53:21 AM
Getting "broccolied" is very popular up in San Francisco.  I don't even want to know what it means.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: obumazombie on April 03, 2012, 11:27:46 AM
If you listen carefully you will hear the codeword...
Be vewy vewy quiet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxcUtkt6yYA)
E. Fudd.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Tucker on April 03, 2012, 11:32:11 AM
If you listen carefully you will hear the codeword...
Be vewy vewy quiet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxcUtkt6yYA)
E. Fudd. Bwany Fwank

FIFY
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: obumazombie on April 03, 2012, 11:33:26 AM
FIFY
I approve of this FIFY.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: BadCat on April 03, 2012, 12:24:36 PM
TO: FRANKSOLICH

..- . ...- -.- .-.- ..-.-.---.--.--.- THE PIZZA IS ON THE ROOF ..- . ...- -.- .-.- ..-.-.---.--.--.-
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Wineslob on April 03, 2012, 12:35:36 PM
Shhhhhhh................it's code for... BOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH.   :panic:













Friggin idiots
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Skul on April 03, 2012, 12:37:15 PM
Rutabaga tickles with feather.
No cat is safe.


Check this out. :lmao:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002511336
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FSogol (11,853 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 If Buying Broccoli Were Like Buying Health Insurance
From Jen Sorenson's "Slowpoke"
2   
 >cartoons<
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Airwolf on April 03, 2012, 04:04:38 PM
Is Cherry Poptart still safe to use?
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 03, 2012, 04:13:04 PM
Is Cherry Poptart still safe to use?

You just armed a Minuteman III in North Dakota . . .
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Chris_ on April 03, 2012, 04:14:30 PM
Is Cherry Poptart still safe to use?
That's Scott Ritter's prison bitch name.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 03, 2012, 04:18:31 PM
That's Scott Ritter's prison bitch name.
It's Pitt's chatroom username.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: dandi on April 03, 2012, 04:19:29 PM
That's Scott Ritter's prison bitch name.

 :bwah:
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 03, 2012, 04:30:25 PM
SHHHHHHHHHH!!!   :argh:  OpSec, people.  That's all I'm saying here.  OpSec. 

Dammit!!  Now that the DUmbshits are on to the term "broccoli" as a code word, we're going to have to think of something else to call the chemtrails agent. :banghead: :banghead:

The Rove will NOT be pleased.  The Rove will not be pleased at all.  :fuelfire:

The VRWC operatives will not be pleased with this term coming to light! We haven't had this kind of breach in security since the Black 'Copters were discovered mutilatin' cows in Montana!
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 03, 2012, 04:34:15 PM
I remember Agent Cabbage well. He thrust much fear into the hearts of DUmmies. I lost track of him a while back. I actually thought he was dead, but I've heard through connections that he's working somewhere in Florida.

Yeah, Flippy, that's where he's at, (wink, wink)!

Uh, when did ya get back from yer latest op? It's a tad early. Ya musta got done ahead 'o schedule, huh?
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 03, 2012, 05:15:54 PM
Yeah, Flippy, that's where he's at, (wink, wink)!

Uh, when did ya get back from yer latest op? It's a tad early. Ya musta got done ahead 'o schedule, huh?

I can't say too much because security clearances and such, but anytime the fictional spirit-guide corps calls you up for something involving call-sign Darth Vader you learn to move pretty fast.

All I can say now is "the wings of the eagle beat quickly."
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Airwolf on April 03, 2012, 05:26:42 PM
John has a long mustache.  John has a long mustache. The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. Good night America and keep fighting.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: delilahmused on April 03, 2012, 06:12:38 PM
These people are so stupid they could bleed to death from a paper cut.

Cindie
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 03, 2012, 08:25:22 PM
Is Cherry Poptart still safe to use?
Don't know about cherry but here is some delicious strawberry flavored death:
[youtube=425,350]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmSp4bo61U[/youtube]
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: Bad Dog on April 04, 2012, 12:44:15 AM
I think I've found the "Broccoli" connection.  Moderators: please delete this post if Rove dosen't want this information made public.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwlOq7JRS4Y&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: GOP Congress on April 04, 2012, 01:15:50 AM
Bastard
Republicans
Organize
Conservative
Cave
On
Liberal
Idiocy

C'mon, I know you guys can do better than that  :-)
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: diesel driver on April 04, 2012, 05:43:12 AM
I think I've found the "Broccoli" connection.  Moderators: please delete this post if Rove dosen't want this information made public.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwlOq7JRS4Y&feature=player_embedded

I watched the video, but what I saw in the back of Zero's head was a pentagram, not a "reptilian face".

I wonder what's in "Slow" Joe Biden's head?   :confused:

http://electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 04, 2012, 07:01:57 AM
I wonder what's in "Slow" Joe Biden's head?   :confused:

Absolutely nothing.  It's a total vacuum.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: obumazombie on April 04, 2012, 08:52:24 AM
Absolutely nothing.  It's a total vacuum.
I think there might be a foot in a mouth inside his head. And a barrel of gaffes.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: GOP Congress on April 04, 2012, 12:04:29 PM
Absolutely nothing.  It's a total vacuum.

Well, tell Joe to stick a hose in his mouth and start in my living room.
Title: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
Post by: dixierose on April 04, 2012, 05:28:07 PM
This thread had quickly become one of my favs! Great minds y'all!!

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