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Title: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 31, 2012, 03:12:32 PM
I've referred to the unfortunate DUmmy Judy as "poor, addled DUmmy grasswipe". Just in case anyone thinks that characterization is an exaggeration, check out this OP, wherein poor, addled DUmmy grasswipe puts her addledness on display:
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grasswire (33,345 posts)  

Let's speculate wildly about the Zimmerman backstory for a moment
Some on other threads have wondered if the father is CIA.

Some have wondered about the good old boy network. Is the KKK active in FL?

We know that the Zimmerman family was very rigid and insulated when George was coming up -- a very conservative Catholic family.

We know that the father is retired military of some kind.

We know that extremely crackpot Catholic communities exist in FL.

Is there a chance that the dad is Opus Dei?

We know that George was employed as a security guard for illegal house parties in FL. Illegal house parties are associated with providing alcohol (and perhaps other things) to underage teens.

We know that a co-worker for the service that provided the security for house parties has stated that George was overzealous, and wigged out regularly.

We know that George was arrested for assaulting a police officer who was trying to make an arrest on someone else. Did this happen at one of those illegal house parties?

Is there any special "protection" going on by the Sanford PD for the illegal house parties?

Let's brainstorm this.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002499184
If there's a brainstorm at the DUmp, it will break a long, long drought.

I want to account for the whereabouts of all the freepers who murdered the Round Red Sodomite.

I suspect they had something to do with the death of poor, innocent li'l Trayvon.  
 
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: Rebel on March 31, 2012, 03:15:55 PM
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Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: Ballygrl on March 31, 2012, 03:38:35 PM
WOW!

Oh, and what do we "crackpots" who are Catholic do?
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: Skul on March 31, 2012, 03:41:57 PM
Grasswirpe never fails to amuse.
Must have eaten some really bad pie. :mental:
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: JakeStyle on March 31, 2012, 04:09:45 PM
What a lunatic, I love it when they put it on display.  :hyper:
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: franksolich on March 31, 2012, 04:40:48 PM
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Is there a chance that the dad is Opus Dei?

:rotf:

No, grasswire, there isn't.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: obumazombie on March 31, 2012, 04:43:17 PM
When a lib says "We know", there's more than a little poetic license being taken.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: franksolich on March 31, 2012, 04:48:25 PM
I've referred to the unfortunate DUmmy Judy as "poor, addled DUmmy grasswipe". Just in case anyone thinks that characterization is an exaggeration, check out this OP, wherein poor, addled DUmmy grasswipe puts her addledness on display.

Nothing that's been said about the fecund grasswire primitive on these pages has been an exaggeration yet.

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If there's a brainstorm at the DUmp, it will break a long, long drought.

<<prepared for a 200-year drought.

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I want to account for the whereabouts of all the freepers who murdered the Round Red Sodomite.

I suspect they had something to do with the death of poor, innocent li'l Trayvon.

Oh now, don't give the fecund grasswire primitive any more ideas.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: franksolich on March 31, 2012, 07:10:29 PM
Oh my.

She's still ranting on.

<<for some reason, never thought of the fecund grasswire primitive as a conspiracy theorist, but guess I was wrong.

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HooptieWagon (2,482 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. A magistrate would seem to be a pretty useless cover for a CIA agent.

Yes, I suspect the illegal house parties were associated with underage drinking. I think the assault on a cop charge happened at a bar, when the plainclothes cop was attempting to arrest an underage friend of Zimmy. I discount the various conspiracy theories floating about. I think what happened is what appears. An overzealous wanna be vigilante was determined to not let "them get away" this time, and in his attempt to illegally detain Trayvon he shot him. Then racist persons in the SPD and SA just instinctively whitewashed the murder of a black youth by a white person. I suspect the FBI/DOJ investigation will turn up other incidents of similar nature.

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grasswire (33,353 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

5. he was a magistrate for six years only

They lived in Manassas Virginia -- many career military and defense contractors live in Northern Virginia. The Pentagon is commutable from there, as is the CIA, as is the NSA, as are many defense contract companies and consultants.

The mother was a court clerk in Virginia for 20 years. This indicates that if Robert Sr. was military, he worked in the Washington metro area.

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HooptieWagon (2,482 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

13. I didnt know it was only 6 years.

Hmm. Military career, then an obscure job as magistrate. Early retirement (im guessing hes late 50s or early 60s) and move to Florida. Perhaps whistleblower or witness protection program?

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libodem (7,941 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. GZ

Seems to have more protections than an indangered species. Somebody's got his back

Plus the private prison industry is alive and well and ready to receive any human being who can be rounded up.

My boyfriend's son was incarcerated in sunny Florida. He is mentality slow, was either raped or was someone's prison bitch, now is HIV positive.

The outcome doesn't seem all that rosey for Mr Snitchy Narc, dispenser of Glenn Beck's ideals of social injustice.

Judge Pappy, must be crapping his black robes fearing for his demon spawn. Lots of tazing, pepper spray, and physical abuse in those hellholes.

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hedgehog (26,529 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. The possibility of an Opus Dei connection is very intriguing.

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lonestarnot (66,985 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. Certainly more than meets the eye at work. Prollee the secret police force of the gated community gang members.

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grasswire (33,353 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. This massive effort to hide something is not about George.

It's about hiding something else.

The attention on George (who himself is an inconsequential nobody) threatens exposure of something else.

What is it?

Racketeering?

Corruption?

What is it?

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mainer (5,292 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

8. YES. It may not be about George at all.

And why did the dad talk to TV cameras with his face obscured?

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grasswire (33,353 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

19. even the brother was brave enough to show his face

The brother who hasn't spoken with George for two years was happy to be on TV telling us what George thought and felt that night.

Where is George's wife, incidentally? What do we know about her?

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WorseBeforeBetter (6,294 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

21. Because he's worried that Madame Defarge and Vengeance...might come a-knockin'?

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grasswire (33,353 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

10. plus the fact that George reportedly is a registered Democrat

Why is the RW establishment going all out to protect a registered Democrat?

Unheard of.

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goclark (28,127 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

14. Agree ~ it sounds like the Florida Mafia

There is a bigger devil here somewhere.

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mainer (5,292 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

7. Hah, I just asked this question on another thread.

We know:
-- He's a Vietnam vet
-- He served as a magistrate from 2000 - 2006

Other than that, I can't find any info on his education or work history. What was his job before 2000? From the Vietnam war until 2000 covers 25 years. Certainly enough time to put in your years with the CIA and walk away with a nice retirement.

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grasswire (33,353 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

11. I did not find any listing in directories for lawyer Robert Zimmerman...

...so despite the fact that he was a magistrate, he apparently is not a lawyer.

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onenote (20,095 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

25. You don't have to be a lawyer to be a magistrate in VA. In fact, until recently you didn't need to be a college graduate.

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grasswire (33,353 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

9. tidbit

just a disassociated tidbit for the hopper.

The first states attorney Wolfinger is a board member of another gated community not too far away.

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slampoet (4,426 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

15. There is the innocent connection but maybe not strong enough to work on a sunday.

Maybe.

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cherokeeprogressive (12,077 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

12. Bullied

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grasswire (33,353 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

17. who was bullied?

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Junkdrawer (24,042 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

16. Or you could go with the obvious, which suspiciously, is NOT being discussed....

The NRA appiled political pressure to enforce the laws it worked so hard to enact:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002491544

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grasswire (33,353 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

20. if that is so, there should be a pattern

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EmeraldCityGrl (3,420 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

22. Check out post #23 on this thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=497432

At the time sounded off the wall, but as long as we're wildly speculating worth
some consideration.

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Spazito (24,160 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

23. Here's my speculation...

Zimmerman, who by all accounts was a cop wannabe, was in his vehicle going, according to his father, to the grocery store while armed saw Trayvon Martin and, because of the color of his skin, decided immediately he was suspicious. He then decided to follow him, first in his vehicle and then on foot, making a non-emergency 911 call about his suspicions. At the time of his 911 call, he had already left his vehicle and was on foot given his breathing heard on the 911 tape in addition to the question asked by the 911 operator as to whether Zimmerman was following the 'suspicious' person. Zimmerman ignored the subsequent response by the operator for him to stop following the person and continued to chase Trayvon Martin until he caught up with him, tackled him and subsequently shot him in cold blood.

The police arrived within 5 minutes of the killing, confiscate the gun and handcuff Zimmerman who was looked over by the EMS responders while in the back of the police vehicle and was deemed to be without any serious injury. A phone call made by someone with clout resulted in State Attorney Wolfinger AND police chief Lee going to the police station, unusual to say the least, and the phone call was made very quickly because Wolfinger and Lee were at the police station when Zimmerman arrived there. The decision was made VERY shortly after and over the objection of the chief investigator to not charge Zimmerman and he was released within two hours after he arrived at station and that decision was made because of the clout whoever made that phone call between the killing and the arrival of Zimmerman to the station.

Who has enough clout to do that? What is the connection between Wolfinger and the Zimmerman family? I have NO doubt there is a connection because of Wolfinger's recusing himself because of a conflict of interest not explained.

Edited to add: Could the connection between Wolfinger and the Zimmerman family be with George Zimmerman's wife who, interestingly, is rarely mentioned, the fact that Zimmerman is married at all is rarely mentioned.

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EmeraldCityGrl (3,420 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

24. Now this is worth pondering.

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grasswire (33,353 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

26. now why would the misfits in the cave defend Zimmerman?

What interest could they possibly have in coming to the defense of a Latino Democrat?

Must just be about guns for them.

It surely wouldn't be about hating Black Americans more than they might hate Latinos. Right?
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: franksolich on March 31, 2012, 07:24:15 PM
Note to former members of Scamdy; everybody else can ignore this comment.

Does it look like to you the fecund grasswire primitive's copying our methods, albeit clumsily and ineptly?
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 31, 2012, 07:39:27 PM
WOW!

Oh, and what do we "crackpots" who are Catholic do?
1) You believe. Thats a liberal thought crime right there. You are to worship the govt as provider of all things. Your belief in God threatens liberal worship of state. Further, Catholics are able to influence their people from the pulpit...liberals tolerate no competition. Freedom or religion, freedom of assembly, freedom of speech, these are all threatening to your liberal masters.

2) You will not compromise.
The fact is, the Catholic church stood up and embarrassed Obama and the democrats by refusing to pay for abortions and contraceptives. By standing on clear and unambiguous constitutional freedoms (and winning the debate on that), the Catholics have made an enemy in the democrat party. Rats expect obedience, not resistance.

3) Catholics are the most visible or the Christian denominations.
Punishment will fall here hardest. Liberals must control all things. Catholics speak to hearts and minds. believe me, after the election, Catholics will be made an example of. Liberals will not tolerate resistance.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: franksolich on March 31, 2012, 07:43:57 PM
Now, this one is projection at its most hilarious:

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grasswire (33,353 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

26. now why would the misfits in the cave defend Zimmerman?

What interest could they possibly have in coming to the defense of a Latino Democrat?

Must just be about guns for them.

It surely wouldn't be about hating Black Americans more than they might hate Latinos. Right?

Projection, projection, projection.

Because the fecund grasswire primitive is venal and short-sighted and racist, she imagines decent and civilized people are equally venal and short-sighted and racist.

She can't possibly fathom the notion that others respect blind justice, equal for all, because it's not in her herself.  She can see other people only as she is herself.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: Airwolf on March 31, 2012, 07:49:15 PM
Sorry I was busy working the 6Th floor of some warehouse in Dallas with a convenient view of the street from a nice corner window..
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: franksolich on March 31, 2012, 07:51:17 PM
Sorry I was busy working the 6Th floor of some warehouse in Dallas with a convenient view of the street from a nice corner window..

I tell you, if freepers killed the late red round one, grasswire's going to kill Zimmerman.

Using primitive logic and reasoning, of course.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 31, 2012, 07:59:37 PM
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grasswire (33,353 posts)  
26. now why would the misfits in the cave defend Zimmerman?
I wish poor, addled grasswipe Judy Smith would update her epithets.

There are no "misfits" here.  They are "smurky little smart asses".

Calling them "misfits" is as insensitive as calling Indians, I mean, Native Americans, I mean, First Americans, injuns.

It's as insensitive as calling a filthy, heathen, America-hating lunatic a democrat.

I guess it's hard to be sensitive when you sleep amidst dead pigeons and mouse crap, in an abandoned bodega, up there in Oak Grove, Oregon.

You'd think the matriarch of five freaking generations would have at least one relative who would take her in, but noooo.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on March 31, 2012, 08:02:32 PM
I've referred to the unfortunate DUmmy Judy as "poor, addled DUmmy grasswipe". Just in case anyone thinks that characterization is an exaggeration, check out this OP, wherein poor, addled DUmmy grasswipe puts her addledness on display:http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002499184
If there's a brainstorm at the DUmp, it will break a long, long drought.

I want to account for the whereabouts of all the freepers who murdered the Round Red Sodomite.

I suspect they had something to do with the death of poor, innocent li'l Trayvon.  
 


Talk about throwing things together and just hoping they stick.  He's a Catholic, but she's trying to paint him as a Klansman?  Oookay. ::)
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: obumazombie on March 31, 2012, 08:03:35 PM
It's a leap of logic, almost the opposite of a leap of faith.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: shadeaux on March 31, 2012, 08:14:07 PM
Good Lord.

grasswire must have eaten a rotten apple with a worm in it and her brain has become infected.

Opus Dei?    :lmao:   She must be watching The Da Vinci Code.

Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: franksolich on March 31, 2012, 08:18:23 PM
Good Lord.

grasswire must have eaten a rotten apple with a worm in it and her brain has become infected.

Opus Dei?    :lmao:

Apparently that long-established and well-reputed organization gives the fecund grasswire primitive the heebie-jeebies, although I have no idea why.

But hey, if it makes her paranoid, it's all good.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 31, 2012, 10:10:28 PM
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Sat Mar 31, 2012, 10:54 AM
grasswire (33,345 posts) 

Let's speculate wildly about the Zimmerman backstory for a moment
Some on other threads have wondered if the father is CIA.

Some have wondered about the good old boy network. Is the KKK active in FL?

We know that the Zimmerman family was very rigid and insulated when George was coming up -- a very conservative Catholic family.

We know that the father is retired military of some kind.

We know that extremely crackpot Catholic communities exist in FL.

Is there a chance that the dad is Opus Dei?

We know that George was employed as a security guard for illegal house parties in FL. Illegal house parties are associated with providing alcohol (and perhaps other things) to underage teens.

We know that a co-worker for the service that provided the security for house parties has stated that George was overzealous, and wigged out regularly.

We know that George was arrested for assaulting a police officer who was trying to make an arrest on someone else. Did this happen at one of those illegal house parties?

Is there any special "protection" going on by the Sanford PD for the illegal house parties?

Let's brainstorm this.
Put the Dan Brown books down...Believe it or not they are not a primer for the Catholic faith dipshit! ::)
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: Paul Heinzman on March 31, 2012, 10:26:59 PM
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We know that George was employed as a security guard for illegal house parties in FL. Illegal house parties are associated with providing alcohol (and perhaps other things) to underage teens.

But DUmmies encourage that type of activity. All the time.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 31, 2012, 10:29:23 PM
WOW!

Oh, and what do we "crackpots" who are Catholic do?
Oh come now Bally...You self mortify(flagellate) like the rest of us! Why just this morning upon waking I screamed "SERVIAM! proceeded with my morning devotionals,prayed the rosary,a novena,4 our fathers,The Preces and a memorae to the blessed mother all while scourging myself! ::) :-)
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: txradioguy on April 01, 2012, 03:00:51 AM
Note to former members of Scamdy; everybody else can ignore this comment.

Does it look like to you the fecund grasswire primitive's copying our methods, albeit clumsily and ineptly?

What he's doing doesn't even rise to the level of cheap imitation.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: txradioguy on April 01, 2012, 03:03:49 AM
This is the kind of stupidity that fills the void when all of the facts and details have not come to light.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: ExGeeEye on April 01, 2012, 03:23:35 AM
This is the kind of stupidity that fills the void when all of the facts and details have not come to light.

It is also the kind of stupidity that fills the void when all of the facts and details have come to light, but have been discarded because they don't fit the politically convenient narrative.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 01, 2012, 05:45:05 AM
1) You believe. Thats a liberal thought crime right there. You are to worship the govt as provider of all things. Your belief in God threatens liberal worship of state. Further, Catholics are able to influence their people from the pulpit...liberals tolerate no competition. Freedom or religion, freedom of assembly, freedom of speech, these are all threatening to your liberal masters.

2) You will not compromise.
The fact is, the Catholic church stood up and embarrassed Obama and the democrats by refusing to pay for abortions and contraceptives. By standing on clear and unambiguous constitutional freedoms (and winning the debate on that), the Catholics have made an enemy in the democrat party. Rats expect obedience, not resistance.

3) Catholics are the most visible or the Christian denominations.
Punishment will fall here hardest. Liberals must control all things. Catholics speak to hearts and minds. believe me, after the election, Catholics will be made an example of. Liberals will not tolerate resistance.

H5 for your statements, Mr Mannn.  Are you Catholic?
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 01, 2012, 06:21:52 AM
H5 for your statements, Mr Mannn.  Are you Catholic?
I grew up Catholic.

I've watched the hate from the left grow. They despise all people of faith except muslims (who are believed to be easily manipulated). Jew and Christians are singled out by the left-we are hated. The War on Christmas is just the tip of the iceberg: the war is on all faith. The left wants not just power, but the minds and souls of the people as well.

In regards to Catholics. They will feel the sting of persecution first. Catholics are the most visible. Their priests and nuns wear uniforms, the churches stand out in any local they are built. In Poland, the Catholic church was a rally point of the revolution against the communist party--I think that has always angered/threatened the Left, they want the same kind of control.

Look at any progressive/liberal forum and the hate for people of faith is clear.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: Splashdown on April 01, 2012, 06:41:25 AM
Oh no. She figured out the Opus Dei connection! I'll be back. I have to alert the Cardinal!










































 :rotf:
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: diesel driver on April 01, 2012, 07:13:04 AM
DUmmies HAVE to be either gymnasts or contortionists to be able to twist themselves into such knots of mental masturbation.

Merely reading their "reasoning" makes me dizzy and gives me a headache.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: hillneck on April 01, 2012, 08:51:52 AM
These idiots mainly asswipe in this case, just throw as many crazy ideas around hoping one idea may stick around to make a campfire.  That way the primitives can sit around discuss things in their echo chamber.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: Tucker on April 01, 2012, 08:56:23 AM
The grasswipe (Thanks GB-I like it) is correct in one assumption.

Zimmerman could have KKK connections. Zimmerman is a democrat and the KKK is a democrat party organization.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 01, 2012, 09:21:46 AM
If only we could include a sub-site of http://www.electstevedawes.com we could show how much grasswire hates http://www.electstevedawes.com along with some of her greatest posts--such as this one--she makes when she is not maligning http://www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2012, 09:37:34 AM
Oh no. She figured out the Opus Dei connection! I'll be back. I have to alert the Cardinal!
He has already dispatched an albino hit team to Oregon.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2012, 11:25:36 AM
What she's doing doesn't even rise to the level of cheap imitation.

In case you didn't know this, the fecund grasswire primitive's hot on the trail of the freepers who murdered the late red round one, narrowing in on franksolich.

For months now, she's been busily reading all of franksolich that's on the internet, which is a whale of a lot of reading, because franksolich has been on the internet since 1995, always and only as franksolich.

She's been my most-dedicated reader, and I appreciate it.  Such avid readers are rare.

I suspect Judy got the inspiration for this from reading the DUmmie FUnnies from the spring of 2005, when we were trying to figure out what was going on.

On three days in May-June 2005, the DUmmie FUnnies, a single little thread on freerepublic, garnered more "hits" and traffic than Skins's island all put together--the whole all put together--and there was a fourth day when the DUmmie FUnnies came close, but not quite.

But as the multi-overcoated Sherlock Holmes seems bound-and-determined that franksolich had something to do with the demise of the late red round one, I need to point out there's an easier way; no need to cull through the DUmmie FUnnies, which makes for voluminous and long reading.

It'd be easier if the pie-and-jam entrepreneurette just went to freerepublic and just looked up the comments of franksolich alone, disregarding the tens of thousands of other comments by others on the DUmmie FUnnies.

And she'd find something she wouldn't find by reading the DUmmie FUnnies.

You see, franksolich made an unfortunate comment that caused Jim Robinson to delete one edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, erasing the whole thing.  And alas that was the biggest of the DUmmie FUnnies covering the Scamdal.

However, while an entire thread might be deleted on freerepublic, the individual comments are still preserved (I dunno why, but they are) in individual accounts.

By reading franksolich instead of the DUmmie FUnnies, the fecund grasswire primitive might come up with a lot of interesting tidbits (including my comment that got the whole thread deleted).
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2012, 11:43:56 AM
Very soon, poor, addled grasswipe Judy will have assembled her case proving coach personally brough about the timely, unlamented demise of the Round Red Sodomite.

Next, she should team up with poor, stupid Beth Ferrari and nutcase nadin to prove it was a hate crime. After all, the Round Red Sodomite didn't get his name by being a Baptist choirboy.

If she finishes those investigations, maybe she'll achieve her ambition of being the centerfold model in the annual report of the Burlington Coat Factory.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2012, 11:46:05 AM
Very soon, poor, addled grasswipe Judy will have assembled her case proving coach personally brought about the timely, unlamented demise of the Round Red Sodomite.

Next, she should team up with poor, stupid Beth Ferrari and nutcase nadin to prove it was a hate crime. After all, the Round Red Sodomite didn't get his name by being a Baptist choirboy.

If she finishes those investigations, maybe she'll achieve her ambition of being the centerfold model in the annual report of the Burlington Coat Factory.

Good one, awesome.
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: miskie on April 01, 2012, 11:57:42 AM
Grasswire should just shake a Magic 8 Ball and go with whatever it responds with. The result is far more likely to be cogent than the trail the primitives have gone down thus far...
Title: Re: Poor, Addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy On Display ATTN: former members of Scamdy
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 01, 2012, 12:38:20 PM
Too much stupid for a Sunday afternoon.

Look DUmmies, read King Kill 33 by James Shelby Downard, go to Google Maps, and refine your crazy into something a little interesting.