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Title: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: MoshMasterD on March 30, 2012, 09:11:51 PM
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If I win the lottery tonight...
100 million into a fund to elect democrats

100 million for a foundation to combat lung problem

And then the rest, I'm gonna piss it all away....

Hell if I win, which I won't cuz I am honest, I buy the DUmp and you won't know it.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: franksolich on March 30, 2012, 09:14:11 PM
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Hell if I win, which I won't cuz I am honest, I buy the DUmp and you won't know it.

Question, sir.

Just how much do you think Skins's island would cost?

I don't think one would have to win the MegaMillions to buy it; probably pocket-change would do.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Freeper on March 30, 2012, 09:15:49 PM
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13. my "if"...

If I win- (after taxes) I will take 10 million for myself and family (friends, too), and put the remainder in a Trust to be used for Medicare- but ONLY if the program is made available to everyone.

Wohoo health care for all, for about 5 seconds.

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15. $10 mil to go to Planned Parenthood. That's my if. n/t

You can get a lot of abortions for 10 million.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: JakeStyle on March 30, 2012, 09:16:38 PM
Wow, a WCGreen post and Cal Peg hasn't replied?  She's usually the first to chime in when he opens his pie-hole, he makes her moist.  
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Freeper on March 30, 2012, 09:16:57 PM
If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up.  :-)
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: MoshMasterD on March 30, 2012, 09:17:19 PM
Question, sir.

Just how much do you think Skins's island would cost?

I don't think one would have to win the MegaMillions to buy it; probably pocket-change would do.
Perhaps.  Right now I'm just waiting to see if there is a DUchebagger willing to donate some winnings to Steve Dawes campaign.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: franksolich on March 30, 2012, 09:17:47 PM
You can get a lot of abortions for 10 million.

Probably Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the Horse with no Name primitive, would use up most of it.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: USA4ME on March 30, 2012, 09:18:22 PM
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WCGreen

If I win the lottery tonight...

100 million into a fund to elect democrats

100 million for a foundation to combat lung problem

And then the rest, I'm gonna piss it all away....

Way too many words in this post to capture the meaning.  Primitive could have written...

Quote from:
If I win the lottery tonight...

100 million to a foundation to combat lung problem

And then the rest, I'm gonna piss it all away....

... and said the exact same thing.

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Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 30, 2012, 09:19:30 PM
Question, sir.

Just how much do you think Skins's island would cost?

I don't think one would have to win the MegaMillions to buy it; probably pocket-change would do.
When I was very young I was confused as to what "priceless" mean and thought it meant the same as "worthless."

If I were three, I would say Skin's Island was priceless.

Actually, in the secret hands of an invisible conservative, it would be worth quite a bit.

I wonder if the Koch Bros. fund Skins?
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Chris_ on March 30, 2012, 09:24:44 PM
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WCGreen

If I win the lottery tonight...

100 million into a fund to elect democrats
I wonder what WCGreen's position is on the Citizen's United case or the public funding of federal elections.

I think DUmmies are immune to irony.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Ballygrl on March 30, 2012, 10:07:57 PM
Here's the winning numbers:

2, 4, 23, 38 and 46. The Mega ball selected was 23.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Freeper on March 30, 2012, 10:09:34 PM
Here's the winning numbers:

2, 4, 23, 38 and 46. The Mega ball selected was 23.

WOHOO!!!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!

Ok I didn't really, but that sounded good.  :-)
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Airwolf on March 30, 2012, 10:12:37 PM
DUmmies will crap when I give the NRA a huge paycheck to their cause. Then buy out a few guns stores in the process. The National Guard wont have shit on me.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Ballygrl on March 30, 2012, 10:13:09 PM
I only got 2 numbers.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Airwolf on March 30, 2012, 10:14:54 PM
I only got 2 numbers.

you only need one set of six to win. I myself have ten.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 30, 2012, 10:21:44 PM
If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up.  :-)

Not me, I might pay to have her hole sewed shut, but that's about as far as I would go with that skank!

I only got 2 numbers.

That's all I have and more than any other girl I know, even "Toots", but I usually have to check her once in a while.

(ducks and runs)

I only got 2 numbers.

Heh, ya musta saw it in the wind, huh?
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: BEG on March 30, 2012, 10:25:24 PM
I would set up a fund to move DUmmies to Cuba, Venezuela or Greece.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Chris_ on March 30, 2012, 10:26:19 PM
I would set up a fund to move DUmmies to Cuba, Venezuela or Greece.
I would move them to one of those islands that tips over.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: FreeBorn on March 30, 2012, 10:29:44 PM
Ah well, maybe it'll go another round. Olbermann is safe for now. If I had won I was planning to buy up every house in his neighborhood -except his- and lease them all out for $1 per year to the wearers o' the hood. :-)
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 30, 2012, 10:41:53 PM
Piss it all away?  How brilliant.  ::)  Have you never heard of savings accounts/investments?
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Chris_ on March 30, 2012, 10:44:25 PM
Piss it all away?  How brilliant.  ::)  Have you never heard of savings accounts/investments?
It's a liberal.  Were you expecting something else? :p

If a liberal wins the lottery, can we tax them under the excessive windfall profit tax Obama and the Democrats want oil companies to pay?  If 94% is good enough for FDR, it should be good enough for Democratic Underground.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 30, 2012, 10:56:29 PM
It's a liberal.  Were you expecting something else? :p

If a liberal wins the lottery, can we tax them under the excessive windfall profit tax Obama and the Democrats want oil companies to pay?  If 94% is good enough for FDR, it should be good enough for Democratic Underground.

If a DUmmie wins, that makes them an EVIL 1%-er!!!!!
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Chris_ on March 30, 2012, 11:43:54 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/485796_353517618022649_287011828006562_971672_891377990_n.jpg)

Live it up, DUmmies.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: obumazombie on March 31, 2012, 12:03:37 AM
You have to be in it to win it, and lose it.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: docstew on March 31, 2012, 01:15:28 AM
If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up.  :-)

Hell, I'd pay for her to get a hysterectomy if I won.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Big Don on March 31, 2012, 01:33:51 AM
Had I won tonight, I would likely have had some people whacked.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: obumazombie on March 31, 2012, 09:54:55 AM
Had I won tonight, I would likely have had some people whacked.
Weed whacked, bushwhacked, or tallywhacked ?
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Big Don on March 31, 2012, 10:10:59 AM
Weed whacked, bushwhacked, or tallywhacked ?
all of the above, at the very least
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: zeitgeist on March 31, 2012, 10:21:56 AM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/485796_353517618022649_287011828006562_971672_891377990_n.jpg)

Live it up, DUmmies.

Ding, Ding, Ding we gotta winnah. Give that man a good fish dinnah! (ok ^5) :hammer:
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 31, 2012, 11:05:26 AM
Three winners--Kansas, Illinois, and Maryland.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: franksolich on March 31, 2012, 01:30:04 PM
Three winners--Kansas, Illinois, and Maryland.

Hmmmm.

That makes me wonder where MrsSmith, thundley4, and Chrome Dome are today.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 31, 2012, 02:29:35 PM
Hmmmm.

That makes me wonder where MrsSmith, thundley4, and Chrome Dome are today.
Winners are Grouchy Don, UGP, and Pam Dawson.

Nah, UGP is locked up in a padded room, and Pammy can't afford lottery tickets. Don's still in play, though.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: thundley4 on March 31, 2012, 03:11:13 PM
Piss it all away?  How brilliant.  ::)  Have you never heard of savings accounts/investments?


The DUmmie would piss it away so that they can go back on welfare. 

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Quote from: franksolich on Today at 01:30:04 pm
Hmmmm.

That makes me wonder where MrsSmith, thundley4, and Chrome Dome are today.


I was working, so I didn't win.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: obumazombie on March 31, 2012, 04:01:08 PM
I won too, by not losing.
Title: Re: Re: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 31, 2012, 04:13:35 PM
I won too, by not losing.

I was tempted too, but didn't even buy one.  I stopped at the local inconvenience store to get cash yesterday, and there was a longer line for the ATM than the lottery one.  And everyone in the ATM line was going to buy lottery tickets. :whatever:
Title: Re: Re: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: obumazombie on March 31, 2012, 04:17:44 PM
I was tempted too, but didn't even buy one.  I stopped at the local inconvenience store to get cash yesterday, and there was a longer line for the ATM than the lottery one.  And everyone in the ATM line was going to buy lottery tickets. :whatever:
Another good use for our hard earned EBT cards. Also buying EBT cards with your EBT card seems like another efficient use.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 31, 2012, 04:39:01 PM
If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up.  :-)

H5!!! That made me laugh!
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 31, 2012, 04:52:48 PM
I think I'll sue...the TV ads all said I'd be a big winner.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: obumazombie on March 31, 2012, 05:03:38 PM
I think I'll sue...the TV ads all said I'd be a big winner.
You are a big winner !
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 31, 2012, 06:31:40 PM
You are a big whinner !

FIFY!
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 31, 2012, 08:56:11 PM
By not buying a ticket, I came out ahead of about a hundred million people who did.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: obumazombie on March 31, 2012, 10:52:42 PM
By not buying a ticket, I came out ahead of about a hundred million people who did.
I hear you.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: zeitgeist on April 01, 2012, 06:02:43 AM
By not buying a ticket, I came out ahead of about a hundred million people who did.

But you missed out on that big adrenaline rush as the numbers were being drawn, shazam.  Talk about a tingle up yer leg.  Now you will never know the joy Chris Mathews felt. :rotf:

Lottery a tax on the math challenged. :popcorn:  Only one I ever won was the draft lottery, I was number 23 first time out.
Title: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
Post by: obumazombie on April 01, 2012, 10:38:48 AM
A practical tax on poor people. They are poor because of how they think, and act.