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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: MoshMasterD on March 30, 2012, 09:11:51 PM
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If I win the lottery tonight...
100 million into a fund to elect democrats
100 million for a foundation to combat lung problem
And then the rest, I'm gonna piss it all away....
Hell if I win, which I won't cuz I am honest, I buy the DUmp and you won't know it.
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LINKO (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002497232)
Hell if I win, which I won't cuz I am honest, I buy the DUmp and you won't know it.
Question, sir.
Just how much do you think Skins's island would cost?
I don't think one would have to win the MegaMillions to buy it; probably pocket-change would do.
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stlsaxman
13. my "if"...
If I win- (after taxes) I will take 10 million for myself and family (friends, too), and put the remainder in a Trust to be used for Medicare- but ONLY if the program is made available to everyone.
Wohoo health care for all, for about 5 seconds.
cynatnite
15. $10 mil to go to Planned Parenthood. That's my if. n/t
You can get a lot of abortions for 10 million.
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Wow, a WCGreen post and Cal Peg hasn't replied? She's usually the first to chime in when he opens his pie-hole, he makes her moist.
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If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up. :-)
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Question, sir.
Just how much do you think Skins's island would cost?
I don't think one would have to win the MegaMillions to buy it; probably pocket-change would do.
Perhaps. Right now I'm just waiting to see if there is a DUchebagger willing to donate some winnings to Steve Dawes campaign.
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You can get a lot of abortions for 10 million.
Probably Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the Horse with no Name primitive, would use up most of it.
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WCGreen
If I win the lottery tonight...
100 million into a fund to elect democrats
100 million for a foundation to combat lung problem
And then the rest, I'm gonna piss it all away....
Way too many words in this post to capture the meaning. Primitive could have written...
If I win the lottery tonight...
100 million to a foundation to combat lung problem
And then the rest, I'm gonna piss it all away....
... and said the exact same thing.
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Question, sir.
Just how much do you think Skins's island would cost?
I don't think one would have to win the MegaMillions to buy it; probably pocket-change would do.
When I was very young I was confused as to what "priceless" mean and thought it meant the same as "worthless."
If I were three, I would say Skin's Island was priceless.
Actually, in the secret hands of an invisible conservative, it would be worth quite a bit.
I wonder if the Koch Bros. fund Skins?
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WCGreen
If I win the lottery tonight...
100 million into a fund to elect democrats
I wonder what WCGreen's position is on the Citizen's United case or the public funding of federal elections.
I think DUmmies are immune to irony.
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Here's the winning numbers:
2, 4, 23, 38 and 46. The Mega ball selected was 23.
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Here's the winning numbers:
2, 4, 23, 38 and 46. The Mega ball selected was 23.
WOHOO!!!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!
Ok I didn't really, but that sounded good. :-)
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DUmmies will crap when I give the NRA a huge paycheck to their cause. Then buy out a few guns stores in the process. The National Guard wont have shit on me.
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I only got 2 numbers.
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I only got 2 numbers.
you only need one set of six to win. I myself have ten.
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If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up. :-)
Not me, I might pay to have her hole sewed shut, but that's about as far as I would go with that skank!
I only got 2 numbers.
That's all I have and more than any other girl I know, even "Toots", but I usually have to check her once in a while.
(ducks and runs)
I only got 2 numbers.
Heh, ya musta saw it in the wind, huh?
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I would set up a fund to move DUmmies to Cuba, Venezuela or Greece.
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I would set up a fund to move DUmmies to Cuba, Venezuela or Greece.
I would move them to one of those islands that tips over.
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Ah well, maybe it'll go another round. Olbermann is safe for now. If I had won I was planning to buy up every house in his neighborhood -except his- and lease them all out for $1 per year to the wearers o' the hood. :-)
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Piss it all away? How brilliant. ::) Have you never heard of savings accounts/investments?
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Piss it all away? How brilliant. ::) Have you never heard of savings accounts/investments?
It's a liberal. Were you expecting something else? :p
If a liberal wins the lottery, can we tax them under the excessive windfall profit tax Obama and the Democrats want oil companies to pay? If 94% is good enough for FDR, it should be good enough for Democratic Underground.
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It's a liberal. Were you expecting something else? :p
If a liberal wins the lottery, can we tax them under the excessive windfall profit tax Obama and the Democrats want oil companies to pay? If 94% is good enough for FDR, it should be good enough for Democratic Underground.
If a DUmmie wins, that makes them an EVIL 1%-er!!!!!
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Live it up, DUmmies.
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You have to be in it to win it, and lose it.
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If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up. :-)
Hell, I'd pay for her to get a hysterectomy if I won.
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Had I won tonight, I would likely have had some people whacked.
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Had I won tonight, I would likely have had some people whacked.
Weed whacked, bushwhacked, or tallywhacked ?
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Weed whacked, bushwhacked, or tallywhacked ?
all of the above, at the very least
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Live it up, DUmmies.
Ding, Ding, Ding we gotta winnah. Give that man a good fish dinnah! (ok ^5) :hammer:
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Three winners--Kansas, Illinois, and Maryland.
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Three winners--Kansas, Illinois, and Maryland.
Hmmmm.
That makes me wonder where MrsSmith, thundley4, and Chrome Dome are today.
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Hmmmm.
That makes me wonder where MrsSmith, thundley4, and Chrome Dome are today.
Winners are Grouchy Don, UGP, and Pam Dawson.
Nah, UGP is locked up in a padded room, and Pammy can't afford lottery tickets. Don's still in play, though.
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Piss it all away? How brilliant. ::) Have you never heard of savings accounts/investments?
The DUmmie would piss it away so that they can go back on welfare.
Quote from: franksolich on Today at 01:30:04 pm
Hmmmm.
That makes me wonder where MrsSmith, thundley4, and Chrome Dome are today.
I was working, so I didn't win.
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I won too, by not losing.
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I won too, by not losing.
I was tempted too, but didn't even buy one. I stopped at the local inconvenience store to get cash yesterday, and there was a longer line for the ATM than the lottery one. And everyone in the ATM line was going to buy lottery tickets. :whatever:
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I was tempted too, but didn't even buy one. I stopped at the local inconvenience store to get cash yesterday, and there was a longer line for the ATM than the lottery one. And everyone in the ATM line was going to buy lottery tickets. :whatever:
Another good use for our hard earned EBT cards. Also buying EBT cards with your EBT card seems like another efficient use.
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If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up. :-)
H5!!! That made me laugh!
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I think I'll sue...the TV ads all said I'd be a big winner.
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I think I'll sue...the TV ads all said I'd be a big winner.
You are a big winner !
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You are a big whinner !
FIFY!
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By not buying a ticket, I came out ahead of about a hundred million people who did.
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By not buying a ticket, I came out ahead of about a hundred million people who did.
I hear you.
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By not buying a ticket, I came out ahead of about a hundred million people who did.
But you missed out on that big adrenaline rush as the numbers were being drawn, shazam. Talk about a tingle up yer leg. Now you will never know the joy Chris Mathews felt. :rotf:
Lottery a tax on the math challenged. :popcorn: Only one I ever won was the draft lottery, I was number 23 first time out.
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A practical tax on poor people. They are poor because of how they think, and act.