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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Rebel on March 29, 2012, 11:09:16 PM
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Well, if I actually had a girl, that is. :-)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRrKaq0IyY[/youtube]
(lurking DUmbasses, I've been married twice. Unlike you idiots, I have no problems getting a girl. THIS time, I'm being selective.)
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I'm buying a Stepford Wife when they hit the Sears catalog.
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I'm buying a Stepford Wife when they hit the Sears catalog.
Lots of luck my dear, Woman have been looking for a Stepford husband and when they find him they do not RESEPCT him.
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Also been married twice. :panic:
I think I am going to get a mail order wife this next go around.
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Also been married twice. :panic:
I think I am going to get a mail order wife this next go around.
Twice here too. Too much to gamble on to get "third time is a charm" vs "three strikes and you are out."
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Twice here too. Too much to gamble on to get "third time is a charm" vs "three strikes and you are out."
Am I in the minority here? Same wife for almost 48 years, and no plan to change anything.
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I was married for 11 years. And would have remained married the rest of my life is she hadn't gone off the deep end.
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My wife and I will hit 11 years in a few months. First marriage for both of us--and if we have our way, the only marriage for either one of us.
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25 years with this one, all before were just in some cases a short time fling. 11 years with one that did not like kids, What to say. never a dull moment. 2 died and broke my heart.
This does not mean not going on, searching for the right mate, Darn but life is full of surprises.
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I don't plan on marrying again if I ever get divorced. Been with him since 93 and I think I need some time to myself if I depart the marriage.
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I don't plan on marrying again if I ever get divorced. Been with him since 93 and I think I need some time to myself if I depart the marriage.
Would you consider FWB? :whistling:
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Would you consider FWB? :whistling:
FWB?
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FWB?
Friends With Benefits. :whistling:
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Am I in the minority here? Same wife for almost 48 years, and no plan to change anything.
You & the wife are definitely an exemplary couple. Congratulation to you both and my God continue to shine his grace upon you.
My marriage lasted 24 yrs. I to was amongst the crowd to declare it would last forever, evidently it takes a wee bit more than declaring to make it so.
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Friends With Benefits. :whistling:
Awwwww entitlement mentality....... :rofl:
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Awwwww entitlement mentality....... :rofl:
:lalala:
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In my experience, women have a 5 year shelf life. :popcorn:
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In my experience, women have a 5 year shelf life. :popcorn:
Your experience meaning they can't put up with you for longer than 5 years :bird:
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You & the wife are definitely an exemplary couple. Congratulation to you both and my God continue to shine his grace upon you.
My marriage lasted 24 yrs. I to was amongst the crowd to declare it would last forever, evidently it takes a wee bit more than declaring to make it so.
Thanks. I never declared it would last for any time, and I'm often confused as to why she's still with me.
I guess commitment and trust say it all.
Easy wedding date to remember: 7/11/ and 1964.
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Thanks. I never declared it would last for any time, and I'm often confused as to why she's still with me.
I guess commitment and trust say it all.
Good life insurance policy :lmao:
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Your experience meaning they can't put up with you for longer than 5 years :bird:
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Been married twice and if this one ends before I go into the ground, I won't do it again. I am proof that someone will learn if you hit them often and hard enough.
:-)
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Been married twice and if this one ends before I go into the ground, I won't do it again. I am proof that someone will learn if you hit them often and hard enough.
:-)
Got alot of bruises, do ya?
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6pCKGdroho[/youtube]
The Greatest generation is often spoke of as being the Greatest generation because they fought & won a War. That was just part of it. They knew the meaning of and lived commitment. Hardships weren't an excuse for escapism but a reason to try harder.
I have a world of respect for couples that are married for years & years & years. I know there time together hasn't always been easy but they stuck it out and survived most likely making their union stronger and more meaningful.
I think the biggest injury to marriages nowadays beyond the idiocy of no fault Divorces is the idea that marriages are a 50/50 partnership. If you are only contributing 50 % you are not trying hard enough.
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Am I in the minority here? Same wife for almost 48 years, and no plan to change anything.
We have been married for 25 years, I was 20 and he was 21 when we got married. If we live long enough, we will make it to 48. :wink:
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We have been married for 25 years, I was 20 and he was 21 when we got married. If we live long enough, we will make it to 48. :wink:
Damn.
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Got alot of bruises, do ya?
Yeah, a few. Sometimes I can be as dumb as the dog you try and keep from eating the cat's food.
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In May, assuming we get there, it'll be Year 13. It's my 3rd go-round, her second.
If this one tanks, I'm done.
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In May, assuming we get there, it'll be Year 13. It's my 3rd go-round, her second.
If this one tanks, I'm done.
Don't BLOW it :p
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Don't BLOW it :p
That's not a phrase I'm gonna use on her! :naughty:
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That's not a phrase I'm gonna use on her! :naughty:
tooting your own horn eh?
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tooting your own horn eh?
Nope - I ain't that flexible.
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Am I in the minority here? Same wife for almost 48 years, and no plan to change anything.
Congratulations, you old puddle pirate! That is a rare and wonderful thing.
I was married once, 23 years. Divorced 2 years now. I just tried a relationship with a beautiful, intelligent woman, but it is still too soon.
No theme song for now.
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Nope - I ain't that flexible.
Good to know :wink: