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Title: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: Revolution on March 29, 2012, 05:10:45 PM
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alarimer (10,840 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

I am pretty sure I won't make it through the probationary period at my job.

 And I really, really hate North Carolina. This is a stupid ****ing horrible town.
 
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Awwww, I'm sure your "Mr. Right" is there somewhere, you just have to keep looking bending over once in a while.

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alarimer(10,840 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. Well I lived in Texas for 14 years.

I am pretty sure summers here won't faze me at all.

No, all of a sudden I have responsibilities that I feel are way over my head and I just feel all at sea. Plus the town is pretty crappy.

Primitive is over his head. There is only one way out now, alarimer...
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: Skul on March 29, 2012, 05:18:04 PM
Let's look at this...
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alarimer (10,840 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

I am pretty sure I won't make it through the probationary period at my job.

 And I really, really hate North Carolina. This is a stupid ****ing horrible town.
Gee, I wonder why this DUmmie thinks he/she/it, may not pass probation at their new job?  :???:
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 29, 2012, 05:20:22 PM
Let's look at this...Gee, I wonder why this DUmmie thinks he/she/it, may not pass probation at their new job?  :???:


     Some anuses can't spring back after daily poundings.
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: Rebel on March 29, 2012, 05:30:30 PM
Well, .......bye.
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: Rebel on March 29, 2012, 05:31:12 PM
Awwww, I'm sure your "Mr. Right" is there somewhere, you just have to keep looking bending over once in a while.

Primitive is over his head. There is only one way out now, alarimer...

If only the Kenyan would realize it.
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: Rebel on March 29, 2012, 05:33:43 PM
Let's look at this...Gee, I wonder why this DUmmie thinks he/she/it, may not pass probation at their new job?  :???:
Exactly. I never had that thought because I, um, knew it was my probationary period and was doing everything I could to please my evil 1% Reichwing Rethuglican boss. I know, what a concept, eh?
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: 67 Rover on March 29, 2012, 05:35:28 PM
Let's look at this...Gee, I wonder why this DUmmie thinks he/she/it, may not pass probation at their new job?  :???:

Constant tardiness due to pot?  My guess.
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 29, 2012, 05:37:24 PM
There's what?...uh 3 extremely blue areas in N.C. around college towns...nad then there is Asheville. I guess the DUmmie doesn't fit with the intelligent elite.
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: njpines on March 29, 2012, 05:49:40 PM
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alarimer (10,840 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

I am pretty sure I won't make it through the probationary period at my job.

 And I really, really hate North Carolina. This is a stupid ****ing horrible town.

Uhhh . . . North Carolina is a town???  I can see how this guy feels over his head!   :mental:
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: tanstaafl on March 29, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
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alarimer(10,840 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. Well I lived in Texas for 14 years.

I am pretty sure summers here won't faze me at all.

No, all of a sudden I have responsibilities that I feel are way over my head and I just feel all at sea. Plus the town is pretty crappy.


Gee, DUmba$$. Responsibilities. Too bad, either suck it up or you will be spat out.

And, it's a crappy town, eh? What's the matter? No geyh bath houses? I could show you crappy towns. Been to / in / around a lot of them. But that's where the work was. Still is.

Admit it, you're just a lazy scrunt. You want to sit and hide in the shadows and let others carry the load and make decisions. You wouldn't make it to payday if you worked for me.
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: Ogre on March 29, 2012, 08:14:36 PM
I'm not surprised to see the DUmbass struggling with his job, with an attitude like that it's surprising they were ever offered employment.   :censored:

Hey lurking DUmmies, read the first and second sig lines.  A positive attitude.....oh hell, why waste the time, the primitives won't understand.
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: Rebel on March 29, 2012, 08:19:54 PM
I'm not surprised to see the DUmbass struggling with his job, with an attitude like that it's surprising they were ever offered employment.   :censored:

Hey lurking DUmmies, read the first and second sig lines.  A positive attitude.....oh hell, why waste the time, the primitives won't understand.

All of'em have that attitude.
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: jukin on March 29, 2012, 08:23:22 PM
It would be a lot easier if the company just direct deposited its check and it didn't have to work or go in.

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Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 29, 2012, 08:49:18 PM
Well, .......bye.

No shit! Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on yer way out, loser!!

Who the hell actually posts shit like this on the net? Especially on a board like DU that is certainly scrutinized by more than one conservative site?

Are ya just lookin' for sympathy? You'll find it between shit and syphilis in Webster's "rule of thumb"!

Idiot!
Title: Re: Primitive Worries About Probationary Period
Post by: NHSparky on March 29, 2012, 11:31:31 PM
Psst...DUmmie.  Post that tripe on Facebook and stand by for the hilarity to ensue.