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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on March 29, 2012, 04:41:07 PM
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Taverner
Republicans Unfettered - this is their wet dream
- Take Social Security and use it to play the ponies on Wall Street. If they make a profit, they keep it. If they lose it all, oh well. That's capitalism!
- Mandated prayers in schools
- Automatic Gun Dispensing Machines
- If you make under $100K per year, abortions are illegal. If you make over $100K a year, abortions are legal and fully anonymous.
- If you are on Welfare, you have to pee in a cup. If you are rich with government subsidies, you get to be carried out to your car on the backs of welfare recipients. If you are a RW talk show host, you get free Oxy for life!
- Companies and schools are free to be as racist as they want
- Fox News replaces PBS as the subsidized network
- MLK Day is replaced with a day to honor the sacrifices rich white men have had to make over time.
Any others?
But what he really wants is... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002491196)
Taverner
Republicans Drug Addict Unfettered - this is their wet dream
- Take Social Security and use it to play the ponies on Wall Street buy intravenous drugs. If they make a profit OD, they keep it 0bama will pay for our ER visit. If they lose it all don't OD, oh well. That's capitalism We can always try again!
- Mandated prayers in schools liberal bitches responding to my PMs with pictures of their tits.
- Automatic Gun Heroin Dispensing Machines
- If you make under $100K per year, abortions are illegal drugs are free. If you make over $100K a year, abortions are legal and fully anonymous you are required to share your needle with me.
- If you are I am on Welfare. you have to pee in a cup. If you are rich with government subsidies, you get to be carried out to your car on the backs of welfare recipients. If you are a RW talk show host, you get free Oxy for life!
- Companies and schools Democrats are free to be as racist as they we want (well, we already are, but hey)
- Fox News replaces PBS as the shows subsidized network hairy lesbian porn.
- MLK Day is replaced augmented with a day to honor the sacrifices rich white men have had to make over time.
my drug use, unemployment, absentee fathering, and liberal *****hounding.
Any others?
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I dunno what drugs the Taverner primitive's on today.
That resembles a Republican platform as much as an elk resembles a water-lily.
The primitives, really, should give up on telling Republicans what we think; they never get it right.
www.electstevedawes.com
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High, broke, and stupid is no way to go through life, Taverner.
(Apologies to Dean Wormer)
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Tavernturd is just being an ass, again.
Typical of attention whores.
What a sorry little man.
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High, broke, and stupid is no way to go through life, Taverner.
(Apologies to Dean Wormer)
Show him your tits, anyway.
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High, broke, and stupid is no way to go through life, Taverner.
(Apologies to Dean Wormer)
Oh but he's trying... :rotf:
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Tavs is doing a pretty good job of deconstructing himself, with the help of a well-equipped pharmacological tool kit.
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Alcohol and heroin causes crazy DU posting.
He's not nearly as entertaining as he once was.
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Republicans Unfettered - this is their wet dream
- Take Social Security and use it to play the ponies on Wall Street. If they make a profit, they keep it. If they lose it all, oh well. That's capitalism!
Sounds safer than just handing it over to the government
- Mandated prayers in schools
How about mandated real education instead?
- Automatic Gun Dispensing Machines
I like that idea. :-)
- If you make under $100K per year, abortions are illegal. If you make over $100K a year, abortions are legal and fully anonymous.
Damn he figured out how we only oppose the killing of unborn children for poor people
- If you are on Welfare, you have to pee in a cup. If you are rich with government subsidies, you get to be carried out to your car on the backs of welfare recipients. If you are a RW talk show host, you get free Oxy for life!
I have to pee in a cup to make the money that goes to welfare leeches, sounds fair to me
- Companies and schools are free to be as racist as they want
Damn he figured that one out, too. :whatever:
- Fox News replaces PBS as the subsidized network
I like that idea.
- MLK Day is replaced with a day to honor the sacrifices rich white men have had to make over time.
How about we replace MLK day with confederate memorial day? :rotf:
He is truly a major idiot.
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Tell me more about these gun dispensing machines. :hyper:
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BTW, they try to compare the military, people who work for the military, and government contractors, all of whom trade a service for a paycheck, to welfare recipients. Well, WE have to be drug tested, Soooooo, what the problem is?
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BTW, they try to compare the military, people who work for the military, and government contractors, all of whom trade a service for a paycheck, to welfare recipients. Well, WE have to be drug tested, Soooooo, what the problem is?
There are unending contradictions to be found in primitive dogma. One cannot keep track of them all with a room full of CPAs, Cray supercomputers, and trained historians. So, its not unusual to be confounded by one of those contradictions.
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BTW, they try to compare the military, people who work for the military, and government contractors, all of whom trade a service for a paycheck, to welfare recipients. Well, WE have to be drug tested, Soooooo, what the problem is?
They male me sick when they do that. How dare they compare people who sit on their asses all day watching Judge Judy on the teevee, and demanding more and more from the taxpayer to people who put their lives on the line?
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Show him your tits, anyway.
Here you go Taverner old buddy, just for you:
(http://yoracefan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Danica-Patrick-Signature1.jpg)
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Here you go Taverner old buddy, just for you:
(http://yoracefan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Danica-Patrick-Signature1.jpg)
That is just creepy.
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I dunno what drugs the Taverner primitive's on today.
That resembles a Republican platform as much as an elk resembles a water-lily.
The primitives, really, should give up on telling Republicans what we think; they never get it right.
www.electstevedawes.com
Coach, they don't ever get close. It's more like calculatin' the distance of Uranus, which I believe is their favorite planet, and the Earth, and which is closer to the Sun!!!
You'd think, after all these years bein' educated to our conservative ways, (after all, how many "guests" do we get a day now), they would eventually get a clue!
I guess not! I have never come across a more "anti" common sense bunch of individuals in my 58 years, and I've been a skip tracer!
I just don't know what to think any more!
I had no idea there were people this ignorant on the planet! I have always thought, if one is given the facts, and is willin' to except the truth, they would always come around to the truth. Apparently not!
Of course if they are terrorists, those morons will never get it thru their thick skulls that their tactics will never get them what they want! It could get them annihilated, a fact which they completely ignore, but it sure as hell is not gonna make us bend to their will!
But by gum, the DUmmies will defend them as bein' victims, even though they kill their own people tryin' to prove a point that can't be proven given our differences in religious doctrine!
Just another reason I just can't figure these DU assbites out! I guess all we can do is keep tryin', and hope we once in a while, can convert these poor souls into followin' the light!
It is, after all, for their own good!
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That is just creepy.
That's one of the 300 from Meet the Spartans.
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That is just creepy.
That guy could get buried in Mardi Gras beads.
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That is just creepy.
And the REALLY sad part is that he's got a better rack than she does.
Is that wrong of me to point that out?
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And the REALLY sad part is that he's got a better rack than she does.
Is that wrong of me to point that out?
Not at all. Rachel Maddow has a bigger adam's apple than Chuck Norris. And it creeps me the F out.
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Not at all. Rachel Maddow has a bigger adam's apple than Chuck Norris. And it creeps me the F out.
Hahahahahahahaha! Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are! If you don't think that's funny, get the hell outa here!
Git 'er done! ^5!
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Here you go Taverner old buddy, just for you:
(http://yoracefan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Danica-Patrick-Signature1.jpg)
Like I need ANOTHER reason NOT to be a Danica Patrick fan. EWWWW!
The difference between Danica Patrick and a pig?
There are some things a pig just ain't gonna do!
Tell me more about these gun dispensing machines. :hyper:
I sounds like these machines dispense automatic guns! :lol: :-)
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I think Taverner just came up with a million $ idea with the vending machines.
RE those photos above. Anyone see that post in shortbus from CG, entitled "On Line Dating Advice?" http://NSFW, probably.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,65738.0.html
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Oh, a Taverner thread? Sweet! Hey Tav, don't forget your cake:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/wasp69/tavernercake.jpg)
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- Automatic Gun Dispensing Machines
OH YES (fap fap fap)
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OH YES (fap fap fap)
- Automatic Gun Dispensing Machines
After thinkin' 'bout this, where the hell can I buy a franchise for the vending machines?
Sounds like a helluva lucrative business to get into! It just might replace some of the income I've lost in this boomin' O'BummerMyNutz economy!
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After thinkin' 'bout this, where the hell can I buy a franchise for the vending machines?
How will you divide them--one machine for handguns, one for rifles, and one for shotguns? What about rimfire rifles and handguns?
And what about the ammo? :???:
Decisions, decisions . . . :tongue:
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How will you divide them--one machine for handguns, one for rifles, and one for shotguns? What about rimfire rifles and handguns?
And what about the ammo? :???:
Decisions, decisions . . . :tongue:
Naw, you've seen those candy machines with all the buttons, A3, B6, F4! Instead of Reese's Peanut Butter cups, or Snickers bars, we could put all the more popular ones in one place! That way we could serve more of the public with the same amount of outlets!
Hafta be pretty big and heavy machines, though. Kinda like ATM's. Never seen a criminal yet get away with one yet and they make regular appearances on "World's DUmbest Criminals"! Makes ya wonder what their DU names are, don't it?