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Title: Ladies and Gentlemen, start your face palms
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 28, 2012, 12:29:11 PM
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KurtNYC (9,301 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 The government forces you to buy LOTS of things far worse than broccoli
Would you like to buy a ten year war on Afghanistan (while OBL lives in Pakistan)? Doesn't matter -- you did.

Some other things we are forced by the US Government to buy:
- toxic waste Superfund site clean ups
- bailouts for gambling losses by financial institutions
- empty farm fields and unmilked cows
- $3 mil for research on the game World of Warcraft (UC Irvine)
- plenty of others

If the SCOTUS wants to take the position that the government cannot force taxpayers to buy things they don't want to buy then they should be consistent because if I wasn't paying for endless war, bank bailouts and subsidies to large corporations I would have plenty for health care.

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfzvzrtq2t1qzp2x4o1_500.jpg)

Two wrongs don't make a right...

...seven do!

Hey, jackass! We think those are just as unconstitutional and wrong.

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slackmaster (52,203 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. Everything in your list is paid from income taxes

Nobody is required to work, therefore nobody is required to pay income taxes.

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Blue Meany (1,004 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. In most places, though, people are required by law to wear clothes,

and these need to purchased.

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slackmaster (52,203 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

5. They're required to wear clothes in public

You can always stay in your parents' basement and post on DU in the buff.

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CBGLuthier (7,296 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. Not me. Only people who pay TAXES are subsidizing those things.

 Suckers.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002484071#post6
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, start your face palms
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 28, 2012, 12:32:48 PM
Does a forceful hand upside a DUmmie head count as a "Face Palm"?
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, start your face palms
Post by: Gina on March 28, 2012, 12:39:11 PM
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CBGLuthier (7,296 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. Not me. Only people who pay TAXES are subsidizing those things.

 Suckers.

MUST.BE.A.MOLE.TO.HONEST.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, start your face palms
Post by: jukin on March 28, 2012, 12:51:22 PM
Spending tax revenue versus forcing a citizen to buy something. 

If you can't see the difference you just might be a DUchebag.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, start your face palms
Post by: Karin on March 28, 2012, 01:10:32 PM
They're conflating everything in the stupidest ways.  This orange is exactly like that wall clock; therefore, that chair is a stapler. 
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, start your face palms
Post by: wasp69 on March 28, 2012, 01:21:42 PM
They're conflating everything in the stupidest ways.  This orange is exactly like that wall clock; therefore, that chair is a stapler. 


That's because it's finally setting in that obamacare is going to get nuked.

Not that this is really any different from all of the other times they make stupid assed comparisons.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, start your face palms
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 28, 2012, 02:40:03 PM
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slackmaster (52,203 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. Everything in your list is paid from income taxes

Nobody is required to work, therefore nobody is required to pay income taxes.

OMG! A DUmmie with half a brain!!! Will wonders never cease!

I especially liked where in one argument before the court, they swore it was not a tax, and in a later argument said it was legal because it was a tax!

These poor bastards are swimmin' in circles!

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Spending tax revenue versus forcing a citizen to buy something.  

If you can't see the difference you just might be a DUchebag.

Hey, what a great idea! We should start a sticky on "you just might be a DoucheBag if,"! Sorta like the "ya might be a redneck" fad! Whadda ya think?

Sounds like a lotta fun to me! Especially if we put examples from DUmpster land to back it up!