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Title: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: dutch508 on March 28, 2012, 11:21:15 AM: Quote
Taverner (48,475 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Who remembers Keph's news updates?
He was a certain genius with the layering of his LBN posts, was he not?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2382509

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101881752

Died in his mom's basement. RIP.

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CBGLuthier (7,292 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

9. Damn

Thinking of him as the first of many, too many and been away for a bit made me think of AlienGirl and a search confirmed my fears.

Too many people younger than me and I am not that old.

RIP.
Title: Re: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: wasp69 on March 28, 2012, 11:25:16 AM: Hey, Taverner! Where you been, you old needle-freak? I made you a cake, wanna see it?

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/wasp69/tavernercake.jpg)
Title: Re: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2012, 11:45:28 AM: Quote from: wasp69 on March 28, 2012, 11:25:16 AM
Hey, Taverner! Where you been, you old needle-freak? I made you a cake, wanna see it?

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/wasp69/tavernercake.jpg)
The only place that cake will be appropriate is at DUmmy Taverner's upcoming funeral.
Title: Re: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 28, 2012, 01:11:47 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on March 28, 2012, 11:21:15 AM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101881752

Died in his mom's basement. RIP.

RIP.

Did they save money on his funeral by filling in the basement with dirt ?
Title: Re: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2012, 01:33:38 PM: Poor, ol' dead Keph was addled, much like DUmmy grasswipe Judy, and our genetic accident Top DUmmy of 2009, Pam Dawson.

What would we do without addled DUmmies?

They add a certain spark to a DUmp filled with hateful, vicious DUmmies.
Title: Re: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: Rebel on March 28, 2012, 02:33:54 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on March 28, 2012, 02:32:53 PM
Taverner kicked the bucket? Crap, he was always good for a laugh!

RIP, buddy!

No, Keph.
Title: Re: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 28, 2012, 02:35:00 PM: Oops! Read it wrong, removed my idiocy!
Title: Re: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2012, 03:50:34 PM: Quote
Taverner kicked the bucket? Crap, he was always good for a laugh!

Not yet, but we don't have very long to wait.

Have you ever heard of an elderly alcoholic junkie?
Title: Re: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: Airwolf on March 28, 2012, 04:10:59 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2012, 03:50:34 PM

Not yet, but we don't have very long to wait.

Have you ever heard of an elderly alcoholic junkie?

Yes. Keith Richards.
Title: Re: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 28, 2012, 05:01:02 PM: Quote from: Airwolf on March 28, 2012, 04:10:59 PM
Yes. Keith Richards.

It's debatable whether that one of the Glimmer Twins is actually alive at all. :tongue:
Title: Re: Who remembers Keph's news updates?- Tavener remembers.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2012, 05:08:50 PM: Quote from: Airwolf on March 28, 2012, 04:10:59 PM
Yes. Keith Richards.
Keef can afford more reliable suppliers, but I doubt he's survived into his 60s while still doing IV heroin.

DUmmy Taverner, as a low-class street junkie, has to use any hoodrat connection he can find.

Even if he worked, DUmmy Taverner would never qualify for an old age pension.