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Title: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: BadCat on March 27, 2012, 07:14:35 AM
Hi Stinky:

I know we don't agree on politics, but I have a favour to ask of you.  I'm told by friends here that I used to live in the same town you do.

Now, being a "1%er", I lived in that old house up on College Ave., the one that's supposed to be very haunted (it's not, but I know you libs love ghosts...it says so at www.electstevedawes.com).  One evening, I decided to go down the hill to the closest bar, I forget what it was called...it's right on Main Street by Tiber Alley, across from the old B&O train station.

Anyway, I met this pretty hot chick there...lithe, brunette.  We hit it off pretty good and I ended up taking her up to the old Patapsco Female Institute for a little romp in ruins.  MAN, this chick was FLEXIBLE, ankles behind the head kind of flexible...if you know what I mean.

I left town shortly after that, and never saw the chick again.  I didn't get her number, but I got the feeling she may have been married.  Her name was "Veronica" or "Monica"...something like that, and she was some kind of dancer (that's where she got the flexibility). 

If you happen to know that chick, would you tell her to pop into CC and say "Hi"? 
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: USA4ME on March 27, 2012, 07:38:54 AM
At least this female experienced one night of passion in her life.  That's better than Sparkly will ever get from husb2.

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Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: BadCat on March 27, 2012, 08:36:16 AM
At least this female experienced one night of passion in her life.  That's better than Sparkly will ever get from husb2.

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I just thought Stinky might know her, same town, and this chick kept ordering expensive wine.
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: franksolich on March 27, 2012, 09:04:17 AM
I just thought Stinky might know her, same town, and this chick kept ordering expensive wine.

It's not a very large place, and so probably everybody knows everybody else there.
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: Maxiest on March 27, 2012, 09:05:10 AM
Maybe it was Stinky?  That would be freaking hilarious.
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: BadCat on March 27, 2012, 09:40:58 AM
Maybe it was Stinky?  That would be freaking hilarious.

Nah, this chick was wearing a tight fitting black shirt and tight fitting jeans.  Not a tutu.
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: franksolich on March 27, 2012, 10:02:50 AM
Nah, this chick was wearing a tight fitting black shirt and tight fitting jeans.  Not a tutu.

Did she by chance happen to be carrying a cross-bow?
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 27, 2012, 10:11:20 AM
Did she wear glitter?  It's pretty popular with exotic dancers.
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: franksolich on March 27, 2012, 10:13:00 AM
Did she wear glitter?  It's pretty popular with exotic dancers.

I'm embarrassed to admit this, as it might betray some naivete, but what does one do with a cigar with a long string coming out of the burning end?
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: Maxiest on March 27, 2012, 10:17:02 AM
I'm embarrassed to admit this, as it might betray some naivete, but what does one do with a cigar with a long string coming out of the burning end?

Found one of those once, pulled it out with my teeth.  Was wondering why a cigar would be down there...  still yet to have this question answered.
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: franksolich on March 27, 2012, 10:17:48 AM
Found one of those once, pulled it out with my teeth.  Was wondering why a cigar would be down there...  still yet to have this question answered.

I was afraid that was the answer, and was rather hoping it'd be something else.
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 27, 2012, 10:24:23 AM
Found one of those once, pulled it out with my teeth.  Was wondering why a cigar would be down there...  still yet to have this question answered.

I would think it would have to be either a misused tampon, or Bill Clinton is getting too cheap to let a good Cuban walk out of his office after a 'private conference.'
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: shadeaux on March 27, 2012, 02:52:36 PM
Dancer, ballerina, tutu ?   

 :o
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: BadCat on March 27, 2012, 05:10:17 PM
Ah c'mon Stinky...help a dude out.
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: franksolich on March 27, 2012, 05:10:52 PM
Well, I dunno why, but I just detected a couple of well-formed flaps here.
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: BadCat on March 28, 2012, 06:34:06 AM
Darn, stinky...it's a small town.
Title: Re: A question for StinkyTheClown
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 28, 2012, 07:33:48 AM
I believe Conway Twitty wrote a song about that night you met the gal in the "tight fit 'n jeans".