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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOP Congress on March 26, 2012, 07:57:54 PM
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Whoopie! Flies and Pop-My-Panda needs help in coming up with a tagline for her goofy bumpersticker!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002475314
lies and propaganda
Need Slogan Help concerning the recent attack on Womens Rights, thanks!
I just found an amazing deal on 2000 stickers and combine that with the righteous anger I have over the continued attacks on womens health rights and I have a new project on my hands.
I have some pretty lofty goals, including press packets to send to Senators, etc.
But I am drawing such a blank on the text. Needing it to convey so much, yet say so little is proving impossible.
The graphic is being fine tuned, but it is basically the shape of womens panties and in the center, a Masterlock.
If i could be as crass as I am angry, I would just write "Take away our rights and we take away your Sex" but i know that wont fly.
Could you guys weigh in, at all? A fresh perspective from people I politically respect the hell out of, would be gRAND.
(hmmm... I wonder if gRAND is a subtle nod to Rand Paul...??)
OK... from the friends of http://www.electstevedawes.com, we should be able to come up with excellent ideas for Flies. I'm sure if we put our collective heads together, we can give her something to send to her senators and whatnot to paste on the bumpers of their Volvos and their Prii (plural for prius).
I have faith in y'alls!!!
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Copahoe.
Doesn't even need a picture. :rotf:
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I thought of one...
"This hootch is made for lockin'..." Nancy Sinatra style...
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Cash For Sluts was over two weeks ago. In Fluketime that's like twenty boyfriends ago. No longer on the radar.
Now it's all about poor li'l Trayvon.
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Let me get this straight. The DUmmie needs an idea for an idea? :???:
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Oh Lord please help us and protect us from these freaks...Amen.
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THE NEW FEMINISM:
Dress in a heap
Panties in a wad
Let me get this straight. The DUmmie needs an idea for an idea? :???:
u win the internetz
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The graphic is being fine tuned, but it is basically the shape of womens panties and in the center, a Masterlock.
If i could be as crass as I am angry, I would just write "Take away our rights and we take away your Sex" but i know that wont fly.
I don't understand her message.
From what I can gather, she wants to sell these panties to Democrat women, who will primarily have Democrat partners (male or female). I assume the reader will be in some sense intimate with the wearer, or at least friendly. What does she want these liberal girly-men and bull dykes to do differently?
The message says, "if you take away our rights, we'll take away your sex". Does she mean that the wearer fears her partner will take away her rights? Is she saying Democrats are taking away women's rights? The wearer will withhold sex from Republican men if they take away her rights, but will have sex with them if they don't?
And what's up with "we"? Does she expect Democratic women to share these magic panties, and share the same partner? Polygamy and magic undies- sounds kinda Mormon to me.
Clarity, woman, clarity. Like I said to Steve Dawes of www.electstevedawes.com (http://www.electstevedawes.com), control the message.
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I'm still wondering what "rights" are being taken away here.
Last time I checked, if someone else is paying for it, that pretty much means it ain't a "right".
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My slogan: The combination is the PIN # on your EBT card.
God, you idiots make this too easy.
~War
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I'm still working on why you send a press packet to a Senator.
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Here's your bumper sticker, DUmmie!
(http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/7657/dawesbumpersmall.jpg)
www.electstevedawes.com (http://www.electstevedawes.com)
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Fluke Happens?
Bull Fluke?
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H5s to Bally and GOP C for their contributions to this. Pretty funny!
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Sandra Fluke and Cindy Sheehan should write a book.
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Sandra Fluke and Cindy Sheehan should write a book.
Ditch Bitch and the Ho
Probably would market it to children.
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"I can't give it away so I'm cutting you off."....sounds logical to me.
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lies and propaganda
The graphic is being fine tuned, but it is basically the shape of womens panties and in the center, a Masterlock.
If i could be as crass as I am angry, I would just write "Take away our rights and we take away your Sex" but i know that wont fly.
I'm pretty chilled and libertarian and don't want to ban much - but the sight of a DUmmy with a slogan like that could get me on board for banning contraceptives...
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I'm sure the folks at Masterlock will be interested in this.
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lies and propaganda
Fitting user name.
How about some truth and accuracy instead. Go with "Liberalism Trumps 1st Amendment Religious Rights."
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Oh they are the worst slogan writers in the world. Do you want to see what they came up with?
Botany (33,396 posts)
1. I don't ask about you about your little penis so please
don't ask me about my lady bits.
11 Bravo (13,268 posts)
2. I kind of like "My uterus is NOT your church!"
Oilwellian (8,066 posts)
7. Think outside of our box
underpants (103,505 posts)
9. You are confusing Fox News with your own mother
:???:
Mon Mar 26, 2012, 06:03 PM
izquierdista (11,411 posts)
11. Thank you for shrinking government so it will fit in my uterus.
Now tell me, it is flushable?
What? :mental:
Kalidurga (1,168 posts)
14. If I wanted a Republican in my vagina I would date one
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Kalidurga (1,168 posts)
14. If I wanted a Republican in my vagina I would date one
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That's funny I don't care who you are.
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A pudlock, eh?
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I stay out of your vagina if you stay out of my wallet but I use what I buy.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That's funny I don't care who you are.
Yeah, that was pretty funny. :rofl:
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I stay out of your vagina if you stay out of my wallet but I use what I buy.
I was having an argument with a libtard and she said the same thing, "stay out of my vagina!" After I got done laughing at her because her looks and demeanor keeps pretty much everyone out, I said then stay out of my wallet. That was the end as she went fuming off.
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I was having an argument with a libtard and she said the same thing, "stay out of my vagina!" After I got done laughing at her because her looks and demeanor keeps pretty much everyone out, I said then stay out of my wallet. That was the end as she went fuming off.
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