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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on March 24, 2012, 09:38:10 PM
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EarlG (12,599 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
We are now accepting new volunteers to serve on the Malicious Intruder Removal Team
Volunteers who wish to help keep DU running smoothly should consider joining the Malicious Intruder Removal Team (MIR Team). The role of MIR Team members is simple: they are empowered to revoke the posting privileges of people who show up at DU with the intent to disrupt.
Members of the MIR Team are provided with tools to delete spam posted by people who have had their posting privileges revoked, but they are NOT responsible for removing community standards violations, locking threads, or dealing with violations of DU's Terms of Service wherever they may occur.
If you are a DU member with at least six months of membership, at least 1,000 posts, and proof of identity (ie. you are a Star member or current DU2 donor and made the donation in your own name) then you can apply to be a member of the MIR Team.
How do I apply?
Simple: just post in this thread to let us know that you'd like to give it a try, and you could be selected by the Admins. There is no application form to fill out, and no confidentiality agreement to sign. MIR Team members do not have access to any privileged information about other DU members.
To provide some continuity, we plan to retain about half of the current MIR Team who will serve for one more 90-day term. Therefore we will be taking no more than 20 new volunteers this time around. (Note that current MIR Team members who stay on for the next 90 days will not be permitted to serve for a third consecutive term.)
For much more information about the MIR Team, click here!15
warch out, Nads:
Response to EarlG (Original post)
Fri Mar 23, 2012, 11:07 AM
pinto (92,300 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
1. I'll give it a go if there's room.
Response to EarlG (Original post)
Fri Mar 23, 2012, 10:06 PM
Stinky The Clown (45,545 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
15. I don't know if it's possible, but I'd like to do a second round of it
Count me in, if you can.
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Malicious Intruder Removal Team
Telling the truth is malicious?
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Telling the truth is malicious?
Yes. The reaction to www.electstevedawes.com is proof. Further the clamping down of all mention of www.electstevedawes.com validates the content.
DU did not debate or refute the contents of www.electstevedawes.com
No they raged and censored all comments about www.electstevedawes.com
Truth to a democrat is like a cross to a vampire. Come to think of it a cross repels DUmmies too.
Hmmm. Whats the connection?
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Telling the truth is malicious?
If they tombstoned troofers, Skimmer's kids would have to go to public schools and be exposed to democrat kids.
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How could they MIRT http://www.electstevedawes.com without MIRT'ing Stevie-boy himself?
I wish I had a mole, I could apply as well.
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:rotf:
I'll volunteer!
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I'm sure we'll have several members on the new liquidation squad, just as we have in the current group.
It's unlikely they've ever had one of their silly "juries" that didn't include at least one mole.
They have no idea.
Some of the most vicious, profane, and hateful of all the DUmpmonkeys are moles, stoking the DUmp's fires of lunacy and increasing its entertainment value.
The "MIR" team doesn't have a chance.
Sorry, DUmbasses.
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I'm not a trained historian like nads. Which branch of the Schutzstaffel did the this MIR evolve from?
Rasse- und Siedlungshauptamt-SS?
Reichssicherheitshauptamt?
Ordnungspolizei?
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Papers? Show us your papers!
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Telling the truth is malicious?
Hell, I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw Lord Marblehead's rather restricted definition.
.....people who show up at DU with the intent to disrupt.
franksolich's mole is safe, as franksolich's mole doesn't disrupt, but rather blends in.
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NO! NO! NO! They should draft people for Malicious Intruder Removal Team #6.
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Response to EarlG (Original post)
Fri Mar 23, 2012, 11:46 AM
monmouth (18,518 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
6. Well I can smell them a mile away but it seems you have some great volunteers already
so I'll wait until the next request. This is needed and am glad measures are being taken...Thanks EarlG
Sure ya can. :lmao:
The only thing this twerp can smell, is the stinkDUde a couple comments down. :rotf:
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You can't ever convince me that the entire DUmp (minus MIRs) sould not have bee NAZI party members in very, very good standing.
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6. Well I can smell them a mile away....OK from now on when you go moling, remember, don't bath for 2 weeks before hand or wipe down with 1/2 pint mixture of horse sweat and piss.
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You can't ever convince me that the entire DUmp (minus MIRs) sould not have bee NAZI party members in very, very good standing.
No way. At very least a quarter of the DUmmies are moles, egging on the true lunatics.
In addition, at least half the total membership has been tombstoned since W's first term.
That only leaves at most a quarter, the majority of whom spend their time online alerting on each other.
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You can't ever convince me that the entire DUmp (minus MIRs) sould not have bee NAZI party members in very, very good standing.
Sorry for the typos, sould S/B should and bee S/B been.
GoBucks, MIRs=moles.
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The DUmp reminds me of an old twilight Zone episode where some aliens were experimenting to see the reactions of earthlings when all of the basic needs like lights and power are cut off just after the radio and TV put out an alert but not much got through. Everyone starts to panic as new problems crop up and the family that has the bomb shelter has to fend off the friends and neighbors they once trusted.
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The DUmp reminds me of an old twilight Zone episode where some aliens were experimenting to see the reactions of earthlings when all of the basic needs like lights and power are cut off just after the radio and TV put out an aleart but not much got through. Everyone starts to panic as new problems crop up and the family that has the bomb shelter has to fend off the friend and neighbors they once trusted.
My mole is trusted by poor stupid Beth and nadin.