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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CactusCarlos on March 23, 2012, 11:48:17 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002458968
nadinbrzezinski
As you know he is running for office.
OFFICIAL clicks needed.
http://www.steveandmarta.com/graveyards/gravenew.htm (http://www.electstevedawes.com)
http://stevedawes2012.com/index.htm (http://www.electstevedawes.com)
http://www.steveandmarta.com/graveyards/bellevue/bellevue_main.htm (http://www.electstevedawes.com)
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Could somebody explain how promoting his website on the graveyards of Bellevue is supposed to help his political campaign?
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Could somebody explain how promoting his website on the graveyards of Bellevue is supposed to help his political campaign?
It's like in Chicago, many voters come from the cemeteries.
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As someone here mentioned yesterday.....they are obviously burning up the PM system at DU trying to organize some kind of defense for Steve......I'd pay SERIOUS money to be on that bulk PM list......
Since the www.electstevedawes.com site hit No.1 on Google search results, they are attempting to elevate the search status of his personal sites........
Without going public to the rest of the DU membership (which they are avoiding like the plague) I don't think they have the horsepower to do it......
doc
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Hairy, fat and always sweaty?
Vote Steve Dawes!
www.electstevedawes.com
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Hairy, fat and always sweaty?
Vote Steve Dawes!
www.electstevedawes.com
Ungroomed, losing you hair but not admitting it to yourself, fat, lazy, leaching off others, and always sweaty?
www.electstevedawes.com
Communists, fascists, and socialists UNITE!
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Well, Steve, I'll help ya out . . .
http://www.electstevedawes.com
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I thought that Steve had been instructed to not post at the DUmp any more. He just C&P'd a story about a therapy dog's death in Omaha. 12 years old, natural causes. Now, I love dogs and all, but is this national news?
From the article:
"She was just old and had some health issues," Lang said.
Jozee's passing was the first death experience for many of the students. The school treated her death much like it would any loss: Counselors visited the classrooms. Teachers dealt with questions and tears. Lang spoke by phone with distraught parents.
Ummm... Now, when one of you guys loses a pet, I shed a tear over each and every one. But isn't this a little overboard?
Damn I hijacked the thread. Sorry. It's a thin gruel over there today.
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I thought that Steve had been instructed to not post at the DUmp any more.
He should have come up with that decision before running - nobody would have noticed his campaign if he quietly rode into the sunset, instead of hitting the DUmp up for Skinnerbucks and making a big deal out of a small campaign.
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Even more to the point, I believe he could have continued to frolic at the DUmp and still conduct his campaign, had he never breathed a word of his candidacy online.
It's unlikely anyone would have connected Steve Dawes the hopelessly swamped loser with Socialist Steve Dawes of teh DUmp.
He would still have finished fourth in a field of four, but without the headache of having his socialism revealed.
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:hammer: You made me have a mental image of Steve "frolicking."
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Hmmmm.... how about WE help Steve ol' boy out?
Oh, of course http://www.electstevedawes.com is a BIG help and the integral hub of OS' world-wide campaign for city council. That cannot be denied.
But, say, the 236 or so businesses in the greater Bellevue area might be eternally grateful to us if we could give them a buzz - not a DU dope smoking buzz, but a telephone buzz - and tell them about that wonderful site, http://www.electstevedawes.com. They would be THRILLED to hear that someone with their values and business acumen would consider representing them at the mean, capitalist city council heathens. I would say that their interest in Steve would CERTAINLY be piqued.
So, what say? I remember Ban suggesting that Steve use a "phone bank." But the dummies don't know how to use a phone except to order extra cheese with their Dominoes or complain to the Omaha EDD their unemployment check is late. So we should confer with the crack team over at http://www.electstevedawes.com to come up with a few people with unlimited calling to make contact with these 236 businesses.
Steve will NOT be able to believe his good fortune! FREE campaign help, promoting his very ideals and values to the people who matter the most: the small businesses who would be DELIGHTED to hear his ideas for worker unions, fees, and tax policies. I'm sure a competent representative of http://www.electstevedawes.com can help divvy up the list of 236 businesses among his crack staff, perhaps with a basic script but mostly with an ear toward listening to the concerns of the good Bellevue business professionals. Lastly, Steve himself will be eternally grateful at this fantastic work provided by the staff at http://www.electstevedawes.com! Maybe he can run for senator or something! Al Franken needs some comic relief in any case.
So, who has free phoning? The list is easy to make, and includes business names, phone numbers, and even addresses. If 5 people call 50 businesses over the course of a week or two that should be plenty of notification and more viewers for that great website, http://www.electstevedawes.com.
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OS is two things for certain. An attention whore and not very bright. Anyone that openly braggs about posting his real name and just how brave he is for doing so really needs a reality check. Even most teen-aged kids online know better then to do that.
Sorry but any attempt at sympathy for him should be met with more then a grain of salt. He dug this hole and seems to be headed to China at warp 10.
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OS is two things for certain. An attention whore and not very bright. Anyone that openly braggs about posting his real name and just how brave he is for doing so really needs a reality check. Even most teen-aged kids online know better then to do that.
Sorry but any attempt at sympathy for him should be met with more then a grain of salt. He dug this hole and seems to be headed to China at warp 10.
More like Ludricous Speed!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFqbAGqKTsE[/youtube]
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Ungroomed, losing you hair but not admitting it to yourself, fat, lazy, leaching off others, and always sweaty?
www.electstevedawes.com
Communists, fascists, and socialists UNITE!
You're close.
They had to have had Socialist Steve Dawes in mind when they coined the ditty* " Being fat, DUmb and lazy is no way to go through life."
*Well...I had him in mind when I paraphrased it from the original text.
http://www.electstevedawes.com/
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If Socialist Steve thought he had the faintest hope of winning, he would do something about his physical appearance.
When your face looks like a mound of melting Crisco covered with pubic hair, it's obvious you don't give a damn.
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If Socialist Steve thought he had the faintest hope of winning, he would do something about his physical appearance.
When your face looks like a mound of melting Crisco covered with pubic hair, it's obvious you don't give a damn.
That's what my beard would look like....that's why I don't have one.
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If Socialist Steve thought he had the faintest hope of winning, he would do something about his physical appearance.
When your face looks like a mound of melting Crisco covered with pubic hair, it's obvious you don't give a damn.
You know what they say about fat people and crisco!!!
Steve could be a liberal woman's dream come true. Her with a strap on. Him...
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Going to need a spork alert or mind bleach.
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If Socialist Steve thought he had the faintest hope of winning, he would do something about his physical appearance.
When your face looks like a mound of melting Crisco covered with pubic hair, it's obvious you don't give a damn.
Definitely H5-worthy, GOBUCKS. One duly given.
(Good thing I had finished my coffee.)
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
ETA: Damn! As soon as my wiffe brought me the second cup of coffee, I took a swig and reread the quote. Now I do have to clean the monitor. Great one, GOBUCKS, for its delayed effect.