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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: formerlurker on March 21, 2012, 05:29:34 AM

Title: Grasswire
Post by: formerlurker on March 21, 2012, 05:29:34 AM
I am going to go out on a limb here and state I think she may be a wee bit obsessed with our observation of her online playground.    Just a wee bit.    Like in a I-crave-drama kind of way. 

Hi grasswire.    You should really just sign up here if you are going to spend so much time on this site.    We can't sign up at the DU as you know, so come on over.    We have cookies.   :)

Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 21, 2012, 05:46:58 AM
I am going to go out on a limb here and state I think she may be a wee bit obsessed with our observation of her online playground.    Just a wee bit.    Like in a I-crave-drama kind of way. 

Hi grasswire.    You should really just sign up here if you are going to spend so much time on this site.    We can't sign up at the DU as you know, so come on over.    We have cookies.   :)


Macadamia nut cookies...mmmmmm!
and ond one last thing got grassyasswire, http://www.electstevedawes.com/
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: franksolich on March 21, 2012, 07:17:08 AM
The fecund grasswire primitive's all upset and bent out of shape because she thinks franksolich drove the hippywife primitive Mrs. Alfred Packer away from the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island.

The fecund grasswire primitive adored Mrs. Alfred Packer; ate up every word the hippywife primitive wrote.

I dunno how many times I'm going to have to repeat this for the fecund grasswire primitive, but franksolich never did Mrs. Alfred Packer any harm, never blocked or obstructed her from hanging around Skins's island.....and in fact was very sorry to see her leave, as she had provided much literary inspiration.

I wish she'd come back, because franksolich isn't getting any literary inspiration from any of the current habitues of the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: franksolich on March 21, 2012, 07:33:44 AM
Hi grasswire.

You know what really pisses me off about the fecund grasswire primitive?

Her pigheaded refusal to see that the DUmpster is providing a public service for the Good of Humanity.

Never mind the www.electstevedawes.com site, which was created outside of conservativecave by friends of the candidate anxious to help him get his message out; I'm talking about her general attitude about the DUmpster.

Do a primitive some good, and they don't appreciate it.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: AprilRazz on March 21, 2012, 07:37:02 AM
Hey Grasswire! Show me one thing on http://www.electstevedawes.com/ that is false. Show me one thing that he didn't say and I will send you $100.
Start rubbing those two brain cells together and get to work!
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: hillneck on March 21, 2012, 07:37:15 AM
You know what really pisses me off about the fecund grasswire primitive?

Her pigheaded refusal to see that the DUmpster is providing a public service for the Good of Humanity.

Never mind the www.electstevedawes.com site, which was created outside of conservativecave by friends of the candidate anxious to help him get his message out; I'm talking about her general attitude about the DUmpster.

Do a primitive some good, and they don't appreciate it.



I think she may get a little jealous when she is not the center of attention.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 21, 2012, 11:12:08 AM
I think poor, addled grasswipe Judy may be mounting a stealth campaign for Top DUmmy votes.

Its easy to discount her, sleeping in an abandoned bodega, wearing her entire wardrobe, stacking junk on her little red wagon while muttering about a pie shop.

She claims to have a great-great-great grandchild, while still in her sixties!

If one notices her at all, it's just to feel a little pity, while at the same time crossing the street to avoid her odor.

But don't forget that Mafia don in New York who for years wandered the sidewalks in his bathrobe and slippers, mumbling to himself.

While avoiding prosecution by being regarded as mentally incompetent, he secretly ran a criminal empire.

Could that be poor, addled grasswipe? 

Nah, she really is addled.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: shadeaux on March 21, 2012, 12:35:32 PM
Maybe she's zealous.   :lmao:   

http://www.electstevedawes.com/
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: Airwolf on March 21, 2012, 04:42:13 PM
Not that it matters but I think she doth protest to much.

http://www.electstevedawes.com/
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 21, 2012, 04:45:57 PM
Maybe she's zealous.   :lmao:   

http://www.electstevedawes.com/

Who wouldn't be jealous of http://www.electstevedawes.com/
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: dandi on March 21, 2012, 05:08:40 PM
Hi Grassy!



(http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad77/dandi56/flasher.gif)



http://www.electstevedawes.com/
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: HACKSAW on March 21, 2012, 05:21:01 PM
Hey Grasswire! Show me one thing on http://www.electstevedawes.com/ that is false. Show me one thing that he didn't say and I will send you $100.
Start rubbing those two brain cells together and get to work!

Maybe she'd answer if you promised to send that $100 to the campaign of the avowed socialist Steve Dawes of Bellevue, Nebraska. You might find where to send the check if you go to http://www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: franksolich on March 21, 2012, 05:24:15 PM
Maybe she'd answer if you promised to send that $100 to the campaign of the avowed socialist Steve Dawes of Bellevue, Nebraska. You might find where to send the check if you go to http://www.electstevedawes.com


You know, that's what's weird about this.

www.stevedawes2012.com is all about sending money.

www.electstevedawes.com is all about Omaha Steve and where he stands on the issues.  No request for money.

I wonder if the big guy plans to merge both sites, to make a perfect whole?
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: GOP Congress on March 21, 2012, 05:57:53 PM
I googled "steve dawes city council".

Spots one and two are taken by his real site. But spot three is conservative cave. THAT has several sub-searchlinks as well.

www.electstevedawes.com is 7th on the list.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: franksolich on March 21, 2012, 06:01:38 PM
I googled "steve dawes city council".

Spots one and two are taken by his real site. But spot three is conservative cave. THAT has several sub-searchlinks as well.

www.electstevedawes.com is 7th on the list.

I use "steve dawes bellevue".

It's right at the top, the tip of the mountain.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: BEG on March 21, 2012, 06:24:36 PM
I would like to see a picture of her.  Has anyone seen what she looks like?
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 21, 2012, 06:26:56 PM
I would like to see a picture of her.  Has anyone seen what she looks like?

If you weren't so cute, I'd just go ahead and bitchslap you.

I'm still thinking about it. :-)
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: franksolich on March 21, 2012, 06:28:02 PM
I would like to see a picture of her.  Has anyone seen what she looks like?

She was in the newspapers once, when she was talking about opening up a pie-and-jam shoppe, where she was going to give away free pie to the rich, and charge the poor more to make up for it.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: BEG on March 21, 2012, 06:29:04 PM
If you weren't so cute, I'd just go ahead and bitchslap you.

I'm still thinking about it. :-)

Let me bend over first.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: BEG on March 21, 2012, 06:29:39 PM
She was in the newspapers once, when she was talking about opening up a pie-and-jam shoppe, where she was going to give away free pie to the rich, and charge the poor more to make up for it.

I think I remember now.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 21, 2012, 06:30:02 PM
I would like to see a picture of her.  Has anyone seen what she looks like?

(http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/rural-life/cane%20toad.JPG)
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 21, 2012, 06:37:29 PM
Let me bend over first.  :naughty:

Oh my! Now where did I put those ping-pong paddles?

Oh well, just forget it. At my age, bye the time I find them, I will have forgotten what I wanted them for and wind up just playing ping-pong....by myself.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: BEG on March 21, 2012, 06:42:49 PM
Oh my! Now where did I put those ping-pong paddles?

Oh well, just forget it. At my age, bye the time I find them, I will have forgotten what I wanted them for and wind up just playing ping-pong....by myself.

Just use you hand, geeesh...  :whatever:



 :-*
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: franksolich on March 21, 2012, 06:57:57 PM
I would like to see a picture of her.  Has anyone seen what she looks like?

Here:

http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2011/03/pieandjam_shop_to_open_along_the_trolley_trail_aid_local_music_programs.html
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 21, 2012, 07:03:23 PM
Just use you hand, geeesh...  :whatever:



 :-*

The kinda woman I like....one that has suggestions. One that doesn't play dead. :-)
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: Tucker on March 21, 2012, 07:44:56 PM
I am going to go out on a limb here and state I think she may be a wee bit obsessed with our observation of her online playground.    Just a wee bit.    Like in a I-crave-drama kind of way. 

Hi grasswire.    You should really just sign up here if you are going to spend so much time on this site.    We can't sign up at the DU as you know, so come on over.    We have cookies.   :)



She wants pie. Hers sucked so bad, she couldn't give them away.

I would like to add:

Steve Dawes

Bellevue City Council - Ward 1


http://www.electstevedawes.com/
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: BadCat on March 21, 2012, 07:51:14 PM
Here:

http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2011/03/pieandjam_shop_to_open_along_the_trolley_trail_aid_local_music_programs.html

oh dear...that is...unfortunate.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: franksolich on March 21, 2012, 07:55:55 PM
oh dear...that is...unfortunate.

You never saw that before?

I remember it well; it was one of those lazy summer afternoons on conservativecave when people were just sitting around twiddling their thumbs.  Seeking fresh inventory of the DUmpster, I posted a campfire in which the fecund grasswire primitive was wondering about magnesium supplements.

I thought it would garner maybe half a dozen responses, and then wither away.

Whoa, it didn't.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,60698.0
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: BEG on March 21, 2012, 08:19:16 PM
Here:

http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2011/03/pieandjam_shop_to_open_along_the_trolley_trail_aid_local_music_programs.html

Did Pie Lady ever open her shop?
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: Ogre on March 21, 2012, 08:34:27 PM
Here:

http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2011/03/pieandjam_shop_to_open_along_the_trolley_trail_aid_local_music_programs.html

Darn it, I shouldn't have looked.  Now that I've seen her I don't think I can be mean to her anymore.

Reminds me too much of the "grandmotherly" type.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: Chris_ on March 21, 2012, 08:36:10 PM
Darn it, I shouldn't have looked.  Now that I've seen her I don't think I can be mean to her anymore.

Reminds me too much of the "grandmotherly" type.
Those old biddies give as good as they get. 

It's the only thing keeping half of them alive.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: Ogre on March 21, 2012, 08:57:03 PM
Those old biddies give as good as they get. 

It's the only thing keeping half of them alive.

Yeah, I know, I shouldn't judge the book by its cover.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 21, 2012, 09:27:06 PM
Did Pie Lady ever open her shop?
No, of course not. She doesn't have a dime, beyond public assistance, and the building was a vacant, abandoned bodega.

Permits, licenses, inspections, certifications, fees, etc., especially in a blue hellhole like Oregon, are designed to be a nearly insurmountable obstacle to business.

What would it cost to be renovated to standards of safety and cleanliness required for a commercial restaurant?

If it's more than zero, it's out of Judy's league. Hell, she's a homeless vagrant.

She may have thought she could get a pass by giving free pie to inspectors, but who would eat anything she prepared, especially in a rodent-infested abandoned building?

Kick that dead pigeon out of the way, and pull up a chair, Mr. Health Inspector.

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: Rebel on March 21, 2012, 09:51:02 PM
Let me bend over first.  :naughty:

Such a tease.  :-)
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: wasp69 on March 23, 2012, 10:07:52 AM
So, as of almost a year ago, Crazy Judy was 68 years old.

Hmmmm....

When I was young, I was taught that you should respect your elders because with age comes wisdom.  I see that Crazy Judy is most certainly an exception to that rule.

If I am that emotionally stunted at the age of 68, I certainly hope that my loved ones have enough pity to keep me out of public to prevent embarrassing them and sullying the family name.
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: wasp69 on March 23, 2012, 10:09:45 AM
Let me bend over first.  :naughty:

And how in the Hell did I miss this?

 :hyper:   :pervert:   :asssmack:   :-)
Title: Re: Grasswire
Post by: Karin on March 23, 2012, 01:34:57 PM
Quote
Permits, licenses, inspections, certifications, fees, etc.,
...and you have to show proof of being insured 12 ways to Sunday at every step of the way.  Including the outrageously priced Workers Comp. 

I have to say that the OregonLive reporter is an airhead of the first distinction.  "Pie Shop to Open...." as if it's a done deal, ready to go this Monday.  Then, Judy states plainly that public employees, such as health inspectors and zoning regulators will be given goods for free.  Illegal intent to commit bribery right there in print.  Goes right over the reporter's head.   

Oh and Ogre, calm down.  She's no Aunt Bea.