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Title: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 20, 2012, 08:24:29 AM
Illegalize porn? (Not only is this impossible on technical grounds we're a government that governs by the consent of the governed and since porn is so popular...)

His Puerto Rico debacle.

His "I don't care about unemployment" gaffe.

The list goes on.

Most of his stupid shit stems from his need to be pope as well as president. OK, fine, I get it: social conservatism and economic conservatism are not as separable as libertarians want to believe them to be but surely this asshat knows what his constitutional and electoral constraints are. It's not like this is his first campaign.

He is the front-runner of the anti-Romney ticket and he hopes to be the anti-Obama ticket. Yet, just like Romney, he can't stop saying stupid shit. He knows the M$M is in the tank already, why does he insist filling the tank for the sharks?

Yes, I trust Santorum to (mostly) do the right thing when he gets to the WH but asshat has to get there first. Basing your campaign on your private morals and the general populace's dislike of the challenger is NOT a viable strategy.

People want jobs so they can afford their pr0n subscriptions, not because they feel they don't own enough sweater vests. The pr0n fight will only play well in Mr. Roger's neighborhood. For the rest of us we want the debate settled by 2 college coeds wrestling in a kiddie pool filled with cottage cheese.

Economics is Obama's #1 weakness. Personal likeability is Obama's #1 strength. Attacking Obama on the I'm-nicer-than-he-is front is playing to the weakest opponent's strongest point. That alone makes Santorum a ****ing moron.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: formerlurker on March 20, 2012, 09:46:49 AM
The unemployment comment really is not something he can easily recover from.   
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Rebel on March 20, 2012, 10:00:20 AM
I, for one, do NOT wish to see him in the general election.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: thundley4 on March 20, 2012, 10:02:49 AM
Is Santorum trying to give Romney the nomination?
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Karin on March 20, 2012, 10:15:46 AM
I don't want to see him in the general, either.  There's too much fodder for stupid sheeple.  I've also long held that you can't legislate morality, beyond not hurting or stealing from each other and the like.  My conservatism is largely fiscal. 
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: NHSparky on March 20, 2012, 10:19:53 AM
Is Santorum trying to give Romney the nomination?

I'm thinking he's just amazed he's still in this and can't help himself.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Lacarnut on March 20, 2012, 03:08:12 PM
I, for one, do NOT wish to see him in the general election.

Me neither. I don't like Romney but at least he does not go off on tangents like contraception one week and porn the next. That is a losing strategy in defeating Obama in the general. 
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: obumazombie on March 20, 2012, 03:29:47 PM
The Pope doesn't need any help from Santorum.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 20, 2012, 07:31:08 PM
I really don't want to see any of them in the general election. But, whoever it is, at least they will be vetted.

Unlike the 0bamaMessiah.

At this stage, my biggest concern about Romney is he wont take the fight to 0bama. I'm not sure Santorum would either but he doesn't seem quite as McCainez to me as Romney does.

Romney is going to be on the Vicki McKenna show tomorrow at 4:15 PM central time. I'm going to email her a question for him, which is, "Will you take the fight to 0bama?" which is my main issue at this stage of the game.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Lacarnut on March 20, 2012, 08:45:34 PM
I really don't want to see any of them in the general election. But, whoever it is, at least they will be vetted.

Unlike the 0bamaMessiah.

At this stage, my biggest concern about Romney is he wont take the fight to 0bama. I'm not sure Santorum would either but he doesn't seem quite as McCainez to me as Romney does.

Romney is going to be on the Vicki McKenna show tomorrow at 4:15 PM central time. I'm going to email her a question for him, which is, "Will you take the fight to 0bama?" which is my main issue at this stage of the game.

Good question. I think he will take the fight to Obama unlike McCain. I also think these primaries will make our nominee more prepared in the Presidential debates and dealing with the media to put an ass whipping on Obama.   
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 20, 2012, 08:55:30 PM
Good question. I think he will take the fight to Obama unlike McCain. I also think these primaries will make our nominee more prepared in the Presidential debates and dealing with the media to put an ass whipping on Obama.   
I'll believe it when I see it.

If I don't see it, there will be four more years of 0bama.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Crazy Horse on March 23, 2012, 07:42:52 AM
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Rick Santorum suggested Thursday that re-electing President Barack Obama would be better than electing Republican rival Mitt Romney

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/santorum-suggests-electing-obama-better-romney-presidency-211531760.html

Really??????  If the birth control and porn wasn't enough  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Rebel on March 23, 2012, 07:45:58 AM
Chalk up one more reason to call Santorum a ****ing moron.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: obumazombie on March 23, 2012, 08:02:02 AM
Chalk up one more reason to call Santorum a ****ing moron.  :whatever:
It's his first campaign. He isn't climbing the learning curve well.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: franksolich on March 23, 2012, 08:07:32 AM
Romney is going to be on the Vicki McKenna show tomorrow at 4:15 PM central time. I'm going to email her a question for him, which is, "Will you take the fight to 0bama?" which is my main issue at this stage of the game.

This is where it should've always been.

Instead of the spectacle of watching the various Republican candidates--dropped out and current--try to knock each other down, they should've been trying to knock the Big Zero down, with the one doing the best punches becoming the Republican nominee.

As a professional Republican, I've been greatly disappointed in this. 
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: NHSparky on March 23, 2012, 08:16:01 AM
It's his first campaign. He isn't climbing the learning curve well.

How do you figure?  He was a sitting Senator.  Ain't his first rodeo.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: obumazombie on March 23, 2012, 08:18:04 AM
How do you figure?  He was a sitting Senator.  Ain't his first rodeo.
I probably should have specified "Presidential" campaign. Would you believe me if I said that's what I meant ?
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Splashdown on March 23, 2012, 08:36:26 AM
No way I can vote for Santorum in the primary after he said Romney would be the same as 0'Bama.

He lost my vote forever.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: NHSparky on March 23, 2012, 08:37:07 AM
I probably should have specified "Presidential" campaign. Would you believe me if I said that's what I meant ?

I would, but it still wouldn't make a difference.  Fact is, he's been around the block and knows there are things you say, and things you don't.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Rebel on March 23, 2012, 08:37:59 AM
No way I can vote for Santorum in the primary after he said Romney would be the same as 0'Bama.

He lost my vote forever.

It's almost as if he's taking the attitude of, "If I can't be Republican nominee, NO one can!". Hey Santorum, your election isn't the #1 priority, idiot. Getting Obama out of office is.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Karin on March 23, 2012, 10:06:57 AM
Amen, Rebel, I feel the same way.  I'm pretty pissed off at Rick right now.   
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Lacarnut on March 23, 2012, 11:20:05 AM
Rick just shot himself in the foot with that comment comparing Mitt to Obummer. He might as well hang it up. I wish conservative Repubs would rally around Newt. He is the best of the bunch which is not saying a lot.   
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 23, 2012, 01:49:25 PM
It's one of those moments when you ask, "Could anything be more self-immolating than the Etch-A-Sketch moment?"

Then life ****s you in the ass while screaming, "Yes. Yes! YES!"
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: CG6468 on March 23, 2012, 02:00:56 PM
Rick just shot himself in the foot with that comment comparing Mitt to Obummer. He might as well hang it up. I wish conservative Repubs would rally around Newt. He is the best of the bunch which is not saying a lot.

How true.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: rich_t on March 23, 2012, 04:49:49 PM
Rick just shot himself in the foot with that comment comparing Mitt to Obummer. He might as well hang it up. I wish conservative Repubs would rally around Newt. He is the best of the bunch which is not saying a lot.   

Newt?  Are you kidding me?

What is so conservative about him?
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Lacarnut on March 24, 2012, 01:04:35 PM
Newt?  Are you kidding me?

What is so conservative about him?

He rammed most of the Contract with American thru Congress with a Democratic President. Let me know of any other House Repub Speaker that has accomplished more than him. I know all about the gaffs he has made including the one with Pisslosi but actions speak louder than words. The  problem with politicians is that they all have a high Bullshit meter attached to their mouth and lips. Furthermore, a Repub President is not going to do us that much good if the present wimpy Repub speaker of the House and Senate is not removed.   
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: delilahmused on March 27, 2012, 11:35:38 AM
He rammed most of the Contract with American thru Congress with a Democratic President. Let me know of any other House Repub Speaker that has accomplished more than him. I know all about the gaffs he has made including the one with Pisslosi but actions speak louder than words. The  problem with politicians is that they all have a high Bullshit meter attached to their mouth and lips. Furthermore, a Repub President is not going to do us that much good if the present wimpy Repub speaker of the House and Senate is not removed.   

Not only that, but Newt admitted it was a mistake. Other politicians try to spin this kind of thing. Not Newt. I find that rather refreshing.

Cindie
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: txradioguy on March 29, 2012, 04:34:27 AM
Illegalize porn? (Not only is this impossible on technical grounds we're a government that governs by the consent of the governed and since porn is so popular...)

His Puerto Rico debacle.

His "I don't care about unemployment" gaffe.

The list goes on.

Most of his stupid shit stems from his need to be pope as well as president. OK, fine, I get it: social conservatism and economic conservatism are not as separable as libertarians want to believe them to be but surely this asshat knows what his constitutional and electoral constraints are. It's not like this is his first campaign.

He is the front-runner of the anti-Romney ticket and he hopes to be the anti-Obama ticket. Yet, just like Romney, he can't stop saying stupid shit. He knows the M$M is in the tank already, why does he insist filling the tank for the sharks?

Yes, I trust Santorum to (mostly) do the right thing when he gets to the WH but asshat has to get there first. Basing your campaign on your private morals and the general populace's dislike of the challenger is NOT a viable strategy.

People want jobs so they can afford their pr0n subscriptions, not because they feel they don't own enough sweater vests. The pr0n fight will only play well in Mr. Roger's neighborhood. For the rest of us we want the debate settled by 2 college coeds wrestling in a kiddie pool filled with cottage cheese.

Economics is Obama's #1 weakness. Personal likeability is Obama's #1 strength. Attacking Obama on the I'm-nicer-than-he-is front is playing to the weakest opponent's strongest point. That alone makes Santorum a ****ing moron.

Santorum isn't saying he wants to make porn illegal...just enfore the laws on the books.  Keep minors form seeing it.

He hasn't based his campaign on morals...this whole morals thing was started by the MSM in the January debate and gone viral in the rest of the Liberal media.

It was purposely done to dupe people like you into believing that he's some kind of religious freak that's going to require church three times a week make you carry a bible and ban porn.

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Kyle Ricky on March 29, 2012, 07:18:28 AM
Santorum doesn't have a chance. If he does make it through the primaries, Obama will beat him by a land slide. That is why the liberals are all pushing for him. So they say anyhow.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: txradioguy on March 29, 2012, 07:20:54 AM
Santorum doesn't have a chance. If he does make it through the primaries, Obama will beat him by a land slide. That is why the liberals are all pushing for him. So they say anyhow.

What Liberals?  Everyone I've heard on tv is as much convinced it's going to be Willard as the GOP Establishment is.
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: Kyle Ricky on March 29, 2012, 07:55:03 AM
What Liberals?  Everyone I've heard on tv is as much convinced it's going to be Willard as the GOP Establishment is.

MSNBC and Media matters. You don't watch MSNBC?
Title: Re: Rick Santorum is a ****ing moron
Post by: txradioguy on March 29, 2012, 08:05:38 AM
MSNBC and Media matters. You don't watch MSNBC?

Ummm...no I like my news reports to have a kernel of truth in them.


ETA:  And both want Santorum to to be the nominee not because they think Obama can beat thim (he can't) but so they can get their rocks off for the next 4 months bashing religion and painting every single church in the U.S. as a kinder version of Westboro baaptist.  They want to have 4 months of unabashed Conservative bashing...it would be like a virtual "Let's piss on Reagan's grave" pot and beer kegger for those assclowns.

Nothing more...nothing less.