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Title: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2012, 01:10:43 AM
The latte-sucking girlymen of the DUmp, with their fake cashmere sweater arms draped over their shoulders, are outraged by the behavior of normal heterosexual men:
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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 05:47 PM
bluestateguy (37,838 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Ultra alpha male uber-masculine men annoy the hell out of me
T'sall.

Just venting.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002439867    
 

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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 05:55 PM
Initech (30,809 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. And I *DESPISE* any TV commercial that endorses this type of behavior.

That goes for: Slim Jims, 1800 Tequila, Miller Lite, Axe Body Spray, Dr. Pepper, and like 100,000 others.
 


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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 06:08 PM
Canuckistanian (39,893 posts)
4. They're hiding something

Either impotence or homophobia.

It's as simple as that.




Pretty sure this DUmmy is a "he":
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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 06:09 PM
Arugula Latte (35,672 posts)  
5. Me too.

I could never stand that type of guy. Never wanted to date them, ever. Yeech.




More proof that DUmpmonkeys lie all the time, about everything:
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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 06:12 PM
USArmyParatrooper (1,757 posts)  
6. Sorry everyone.

I can't help it. I was born this way.
A paratrooper at the DUmp. Right.
This guy is a potential bunkmate for numbersBoo, DUmotex, and TomInTib. 



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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 06:15 PM
Texasgal (11,288 posts)  
8. You are admitting this flaw?

Wow!  

Don't get all moist, DUmmette Texasgal, he's lying, and he's gay.



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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 06:43 PM
bluestate10 (5,015 posts)

10. That type is normally masking deep insecurities and fears.


 
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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 06:53 PM
SharonAnn (9,034 posts)

11. I, too, have always avoided them. Shallow, vain, self-centered, and just plain strange!
I doubt a smelly DUmp chick like DUmmy SharonAnn has any difficulty avoiding normal men.


 
This DUmmy thinks nadin is an alpha male:
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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 07:04 PM
kwassa (13,934 posts)

12. just as long as I don't have to work for one.

They are usually complete idiots. Arrogance personified.

 

DUmmy MrMickeysMom is a dick inspector, like HorseWithNoBrain:
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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 07:15 PM
MrMickeysMom (8,649 posts)
Generally, I've found them.... OVER-emphasizing themselves to compensate for their inferiority complex.

However, it could be to make up for their tiny wee-wees...

 
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2012, 01:17:49 AM
Hilarious.  What a bunch of crybaby bitches.
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: longview on March 19, 2012, 06:18:31 AM
Why are DUmp-monkeys threatened by manly men?  But, the mention of ad agency models as examples is odd, too.  I've decided some of them, most of them don't know just, plain men.
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 06:38:59 AM
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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 05:47 PM
bluestateguy (37,838 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Ultra alpha male uber-masculine men annoy the hell out of me
T'sall.

Just venting.

Somebody has that "not so fresh feeling" time to change your tampon bsg! :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: Paul Heinzman on March 19, 2012, 06:49:00 AM
No matter if it's money, muscles or kids, DUmmies' definition of too much is "more than what I have."
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: hillneck on March 19, 2012, 07:02:59 AM
OK, Who was picking on blue state guy(a term used lightly with this person).  You have got his panties in a wad. :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 07:16:39 AM
A cover for insecurities and flaws? Yes, because I'm sure there are no dummies with insecurities or flaws.  :lmao:

Perhaps the thing these guys you don't like really have that you don't get is a higher testosterone level. Good grief. :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: Airwolf on March 19, 2012, 07:41:28 AM
If any group personifies having issues its anyone that post something as stupid ad that OP at the DUmp.
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: Ballygrl on March 19, 2012, 07:55:30 AM
Why are DUmp-monkeys threatened by manly men?

Because they don't fall easily for regressive arguments hence they can't be swayed, same thing with conservative women, we're not wishy washy on issues and our views and arguments are based on facts as opposed to emotion, and rarely can we be swayed.
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: Karin on March 19, 2012, 08:13:30 AM
What a bunch of squealers.  And I cannot stand it when they practice their dimestore psychology, with sweeping diagnoses of "insecurities and fears" of an entire group of people, i.e. real men. And
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OVER-emphasizing themselves to compensate for their inferiority complex.

DUmmies, do you think this two-bit internet psychobabble makes you sound smart?  Think again.  

Did you catch this error?

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Canuckistanian (39,893 posts)
4. They're hiding something

Either impotence or homophobia.


Did you mean to say homosexuality, DUmb canuck?  Or would that have been a lightning rod?  
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 19, 2012, 08:17:06 AM
Liberal males and females both hate real men because liberal men can't have sex with them and real men won't.
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2012, 10:51:07 AM
Remember, to a DUmpmonkey an "alpha male" is algore, or the construction worker in The Village People.
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 19, 2012, 11:31:38 AM
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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 05:47 PM
bluestateguy (37,838 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Ultra alpha male uber-masculine men annoy the hell out of me
T'sall.

Just venting.

Well, I'm no recruiting poster, but flamers and poufters annoy the Hell out of me, so I guess it's even.
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: delilahmused on March 19, 2012, 12:34:21 PM
Evidently someone's trolling the DUmp for a date. Good place to look if you want a man-hating dominatrix who thinks you need a spanking. How can women be attracted to this? I simply don't understand. I have my own *****...I don't need to date one.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: miskie on March 19, 2012, 12:34:57 PM
Remember, to a DUmpmonkey an "alpha male" is algore, or the construction worker in The Village People.

I figured that 'alpha male' in DU speak is what the gay community refers to as a 'power top'
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 19, 2012, 12:56:36 PM
Evidently someone's trolling the DUmp for a date. Good place to look if you want a man-hating dominatrix who thinks you need a spanking. How can women be attracted to this? I simply don't understand. I have my own *****...I don't need to date one.

Cindie


     +1.

     This is either a dude signaling his shame over having a penis, or a chick signaling her desire for a limpwrist to domineer.
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 19, 2012, 02:01:40 PM
Evidently someone's trolling the DUmp for a date. Good place to look if you want a man-hating dominatrix who thinks you need a spanking. How can women be attracted to this? I simply don't understand. I have my own *****...I don't need to date one.

Cindie

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Takin' right outa "Toots" thoughts, Cin!! H5!

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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 05:55 PM
Initech (30,809 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. And I *DESPISE* any TV commercial that endorses this type of behavior.

That goes for: Slim Jims, 1800 Tequila, Miller Lite, Axe Body Spray, Dr. Pepper, and like 100,000 others.

I think the number of feminine or weak kneed, wimps, portrayed in commercials, far outweigh the so called "manly men" commercials!

I drive "Toots" insane yellin' at the tube when they portray men as dumb****s unable to tie their own shoes without help from"momma"!
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2012, 05:59:27 PM
Hey, bluestategay.

"The Art of Manliness" is my life story. I drink jet fuel and piss Patron Silver Label tequila. I carry a .45 because it's a more humane way to kill than crushing windpipes. The World's Most Interesting Man calls me "Sir".

And when your woman is staring at the ceiling during your weekly 2 minutes of semi-erect apathy, she's dreaming of me.

Edited to correct spelling.

Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 19, 2012, 06:38:56 PM
Liberalism despises and fears real men because real men will stand up to it.

Real men gathered and decided to revolt against English rule. Those same real men beat the most powerful nation in the world. This threatens liberals. they cannot rule if people can thrown them out.

for the same reason liberals fear guns, the freedom of speech, the freedom of religion, the freedom to assemble peaceably. all the freedoms we enjoy are tools real men would use to throw out tyrants.

again for this reason liberal seek to control all things, even the food and water you eat. Its hard to rebel when you dependent on the state just to eat. Look at the welfare culture if you do not believe me-they are slaves to teh democrat party.

Look at any liberal forum and you will see that freedom cannot coexist in a liberal ruled state. 
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: Rebel on March 19, 2012, 07:26:02 PM
Look at any liberal forum and you will see that freedom cannot coexist in a liberal ruled state.

Truer words. Never spoken. Something like that.
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: AprilRazz on March 20, 2012, 12:34:50 PM
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Sun Mar 18, 2012, 05:47 PM
bluestateguy (37,838 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Ultra alpha male uber-masculine men annoy the hell out of me
T'sall.

Just venting.
Well they sure excite the hell out of me!!
My husband is someone you probably pull that 2" pud too every night. :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmp's Metrosexual Gayboys Hate Normal Men
Post by: Wineslob on March 20, 2012, 04:16:06 PM
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