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Title: Regretsy
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 18, 2012, 04:33:40 PM: regretsy.com where DIY meets WTF? :rotf:

Showcasing the handmade crap of moonbats- putting those Womyn's Studies/Lib Art degrees to work! :lmao:

for example: http://www.regretsy.com/page/15/
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 18, 2012, 05:20:43 PM: $ years wasted in art school.

http://www.regretsy.com/page/18/

....and on the same page, "The Sarah Palin Bookmark".
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 18, 2012, 05:23:20 PM: Barforama. I wonder if a winter of arts and crafts will really support an occupier in style.
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 18, 2012, 06:08:47 PM: It's not about the $$$. It's about the connection with the earth, the universe, each other, through body fluids.

http://www.regretsy.com/page/160/

I just know UGP is there somewhere.
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 01:48:58 PM: I keep waiting to see some of my ex's "crafts" pop up on there :rotf:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 19, 2012, 01:56:20 PM: Oh.

My.

Gawd.

:epicfacepalm:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Eupher on March 19, 2012, 02:23:43 PM: It's all about the Shock Value.

And a megadose of ultimate Stoooooooopidity. :mental:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: bijou on March 19, 2012, 02:25:02 PM: No, just no. (http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/07/stop-it/) :mental:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 03:08:32 PM: Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 01:48:58 PM
I keep waiting to see some of my ex's "crafts" pop up on there :rotf:

:lmao: :rofl:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 03:20:05 PM: This is awesome..I wonder how all the libs feel about the fact that this 'handmade site' is littered with resellers too ie this:

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/10/12/chinese-reseller/

Someone alert all those touchy feely namaste types immediately! :lmao:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 03:20:52 PM: (http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mao-handmade6.jpeg)

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 03:22:32 PM: Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 01:48:58 PM
I keep waiting to see some of my ex's "crafts" pop up on there :rotf:

BTW, I think I found it....#4 :lmao:

http://www.regretsy.com/page/8/
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: BEG on March 19, 2012, 04:03:15 PM: Check out the OBAMA SOUVENIR TRAVEL CUP PEPPER GRINDER MEASURING CUP CENTERPIECE VINTAGE ECO FRIENDLY DESK ORGANIZER (PENS NOT INCLUDED)

LINK (http://www.regretsy.com/?s=This+is+NOT+Steampunk)
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 04:03:36 PM: That's it....I'm buyin a glue gun and heading to the city dump! I have moonbats to swindle out of their dough!
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2012, 04:04:54 PM: Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 04:03:36 PM
That's it....I'm buyin a glue gun and heading to the city dump! I have moonbats to swindle out of their dough!
It helps if you sniff the glue.

Try not to burn yourself in the process.
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 04:12:32 PM: Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 04:03:36 PM
That's it....I'm buyin a glue gun and heading to the city dump! I have moonbats to swindle out of their dough!

Problem is they will wheel and deal you for your glue gunned crap; don't you remember the dummie who was ticked that she couldn't get stuff for cheap to sell to others at inflated prices. :lmao:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: BEG on March 19, 2012, 04:14:49 PM: Quote from: BEG on March 19, 2012, 04:03:15 PM
Check out the OBAMA SOUVENIR TRAVEL CUP PEPPER GRINDER MEASURING CUP CENTERPIECE VINTAGE ECO FRIENDLY DESK ORGANIZER (PENS NOT INCLUDED)

LINK (http://www.regretsy.com/?s=This+is+NOT+Steampunk)

At the above link also check out the CUSTOM SHABBY CHIC UPCYCLED KAWAII FRENCH COUNTRY CHIHUAHUA DISPLAY STAND And Basket Drum Clock Stand Repurposted Rat Night Stand Wicker Tribal Folk Art Digital Steampunk Vintage UPCYCLED
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 04:17:26 PM: Quote from: chris_ on March 19, 2012, 04:04:54 PM
It helps if you sniff the glue.

Try not to burn yourself in the process.
Hey! i got a glue gun","reclaimed" aluminum foil,beer bottle caps and sharpies and a thirst to craft(ie. scam dimwits out of their money) Profit will be made! :evillaugh:
(
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 19, 2012, 04:34:52 PM: http://www.regretsy.com/2011/05/25/my-new-pink-button/

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/05/24/cheetahs-never-prosper/

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/08/28/weekend-flashback-leonardo-da-stinky/

These people should not be left unattended.
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 04:50:26 PM: Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 04:17:26 PM
Hey! i got a glue gun","reclaimed" aluminum foil,beer bottle caps and sharpies and a thirst to craft(ie. scam dimwits out of their money) Profit will be made! :evillaugh:
(

Sounds like a birthday present waiting to happen :-)
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 04:54:23 PM: Holy shiite I think I found the work of a dummie....3d clay portrait Nadine...it's so...true to life :o :o :o :o :o :o :-)

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/15/weekend-flashback-not-for-sale/
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 04:56:24 PM: Quote from: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 03:22:32 PM
BTW, I think I found it....#4 :lmao:

http://www.regretsy.com/page/8/
No i think it's this one(http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pp.jpg)
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 04:57:47 PM: Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 04:56:24 PM
No i think it's this one(http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pp.jpg)

:lmao:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 04:57:57 PM: Quote from: jtyangel on March 19, 2012, 04:54:23 PM
Holy shiite I think I found the work of a dummie....3d clay portrait Nadine...it's so...true to life :o :o :o :o :o :o :-)

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/15/weekend-flashback-not-for-sale/
Holy shit! :o
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 05:02:45 PM: Aww Gross!(http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/babybatter.jpg) :puke:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 19, 2012, 05:09:35 PM: :rotf:(http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/regretsy_goatsebomb.jpg)
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 19, 2012, 05:11:08 PM: Damn! I could've made "Obama on a Unicorn" from equine placenta and horse shit. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: thundley4 on March 19, 2012, 06:52:54 PM: Quote from: BEG on March 19, 2012, 04:14:49 PM
At the above link also check out the CUSTOM SHABBY CHIC UPCYCLED KAWAII FRENCH COUNTRY CHIHUAHUA DISPLAY STAND And Basket Drum Clock Stand Repurposted Rat Night Stand Wicker Tribal Folk Art Digital Steampunk Vintage UPCYCLED

Were you looking for the dominatrix outfit or was that just a bonus?
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Rebel on March 19, 2012, 08:03:06 PM: Perfect place for that stupidass lamp.
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: sybilll on March 19, 2012, 10:27:40 PM: Quote from: BEG on March 19, 2012, 04:03:15 PM
Check out the OBAMA SOUVENIR TRAVEL CUP PEPPER GRINDER MEASURING CUP CENTERPIECE VINTAGE ECO FRIENDLY DESK ORGANIZER (PENS NOT INCLUDED)

LINK (http://www.regretsy.com/?s=This+is+NOT+Steampunk)
I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit right there.
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: obumazombie on March 19, 2012, 10:52:09 PM: Quote from: sybilll on March 19, 2012, 10:27:40 PM
I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit right there.
By Mattel ?
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: BEG on March 19, 2012, 11:46:51 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on March 19, 2012, 10:52:09 PM
By Mattel ?

Huh?
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: vesta111 on March 20, 2012, 08:09:02 AM: And most of you people believe I am a NUT.

So off to the litter box to dehydrate cat poop. Mix in some pot to the dried stuff, and put a word in the ear of some druggies I find on the street that this stuff will not just get you High but also cure acne, Aids, Crabs an that annoying drip from private parts.

Let the word get around for a couple of months and then sell it to selective druggies that will get high smoking coffee grounds. In six months I should be getting orders from all over the world.

Got the idea from the Indonesian coffee that some kind of rat eats, goes through their intestines to come out whole and the beans cost the Earth.

Damn, one can make a million bucks off anything if enough people believe in it.

Asia and India, good place to sell fertility dolls made of human pubic hair. Some places on earth still boil down the pee from woman or boys to make some interesting concoctions that someone needs.

Getting ready to squeeze the cats for the main ingredient to my next enterprise. BTW didn't we see just a few months ago a short lived fad or making pet hair into hats and jewelry ?????

Now to come up with something a painting perhaps with human nose hairs mixed in some how ????
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 20, 2012, 09:06:34 AM: Why, yes...yes, we do.

:popcorn:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: obumazombie on March 20, 2012, 10:03:42 AM: Quote from: BEG on March 19, 2012, 11:46:51 PM
Huh?
The souvenir/cup/pencilholder.
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: NHSparky on March 20, 2012, 10:31:56 AM: Quote from: vesta111 on March 20, 2012, 08:09:02 AM
And most of you people believe I am a NUT.

Certainly not for lack of evidence.
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: obumazombie on March 20, 2012, 01:55:12 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on March 20, 2012, 10:31:56 AM
Certainly not for lack of evidence.
I was thinking eccentric. But aren't we all ?
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Wineslob on March 20, 2012, 02:48:15 PM: Damn, there isn' tenough WTF for that shit. :panic:
Title: Re: Regretsy
Post by: Eupher on March 21, 2012, 10:47:48 AM: vesta, you may want to wait on desiccating your cat shit until AFTER you've mixed your pot in it.

Trust me, it'll mix better that way. Then go ahead and dehydrate per your customary practice.

:lmao: :rotf: