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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on March 17, 2012, 06:46:19 PM
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It's been suggested by another long-time distinguished member here that the DUmpster compile a list of the Top Ten Reasons to vote for Steve Dawes.
Anybody game?
I'd say he's a pretty damned good socialist, for one.
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No. 10 . If you like your city councilmen to cry like a little kid when they hang out with Cindy Sheehan then you should vote for Steve Dawes. There is a (http://www.steveandmarta.com/graveyards/sheehan_4_15_07-014.jpg)picture of it too.
http://www.steveandmarta.com/graveyards/sheehan_4_15_07-014.jpg
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Omaha%20Steve
No. 9 If you want to vote for someone that hates Wal Mart Employees and other non union Laborers then you should vote for Steve Dawes. He post under the name OmahaSteve on www.democraticunderground so you can read for yourself.
Omaha Steve (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-08-06 01:38 PM
Response to Reply #4
5. Wal-mart doesn't hire people that are easy to employ elsewhere
Edited on Sat Jul-08-06 01:40 PM by Omaha Steve
Except managers. They don't hire cream of the crop. They have broken child labor laws. They have discriminated against women. They have several charges going through the courts. When I hurt my back, I couldn't find work as a trucker anymore because I couldn't load or unload. How well could Paul cut meat? Isn't that why they made him a lowly greeter? Try watching the PBS Is Wal-mart Good for America special. It runs every so often.
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He kissed Cindy Sheehan once. Right on the mouth. Unknown if he slipped her the tongue, although there is photographic evidence which suggests she was slipping him something.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/sheehan_4_15_07-017.jpg)
Edited to add photo.
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He will likely be out on disability 5 days out of 7 so maybe he won`t do much harm with his socialist beliefs.
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He's sensitive.
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He's sensitive.
He believes in, and he's afraid of, ghosts.
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Giving Steve a job where he has no union to cover for him will keep him busy...So busy in fact that he will be unable to stalk the girls at your local high school.
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His face was used as a pattern for the "Cabbage Patch" doll line. :lmao:
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Giving Steve a city council job means his days of collecting a disability are over. The Bellevue city council job is a paid position. One cannot be gainfully employed in one position and claim they are too disabled to to be gainfully employed in another position.
The taxpayers of Omaha should rejoice (is that where he works?)!
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Giving Steve a city council job means his days of collecting a disability are over. The Bellevue city council job is a paid position. One cannot be gainfully employed in one position and claim they are too disabled to to be gainfully employed in another position.
The taxpayers of Omaha should rejoice (is that where he works?)!
Yeah, he actually works for the city of Omaha but is a resident of Bellevue.
I think city employees should be compelled to live within the cities that employ them, but I realize this is not a popular idea, damn it.
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#4. Steve Dawes, Bellevue, NE is an avowed socialist.
Without socialists, you would have to spend your own money.
Let Steve do it for you.
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He's sensitive.
He looks sweaty.
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He believes in, and he's afraid of, ghosts.
So thats why he doesn't like to knock down old firetraps....it lets the GHOSTS out!
so there is a reason to his madness.
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When aliens invade from Mars, Steve will greet them as an ambassador. They will think that everyone on Earth is an idiot and not worth their energy, thus saving the planet.
They will leave for Jupiter.
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He has always had interesting hair.
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After he got sloppy fat, around eighth grade, he didn't go further, to grotesquely fat like the LVL or nadin.
He's just stayed really, really sloppy fat. So he's consistent.
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He believes in, and he's afraid of, ghosts.
:thatsright: What a DUmbass.
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If you vote for Steve Dawes, he will give you a moist, sweaty hug.
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He's got a face for radio,
And a voice for television.
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I think his taste in haberdashery befits him well to govern.
(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/groupshot.jpg)
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I think his taste in haberdashery befits him well to govern.
(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/groupshot.jpg)
Party on, Garth.
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Is that Johnny Carson?
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Is that a tie or a beaver pelt?
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Is that Johnny Carson?
No, Johnny never had that much hair.
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His wife has a degree.
He's so popular he even gets donations from out of state.
Cindie
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I think his taste in haberdashery befits him well to govern.
(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/groupshot.jpg)
I think he looks like Sasquatch in a rented suit.
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He's not quite ready, Yeti.
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I think his taste in haberdashery befits him well to govern.
(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/groupshot.jpg)
Beautiful girl on the left...but its just wrong when the guy in the middle has nicer hair than the girl...
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Beautiful girl on the left...but its just wrong when the guy in the middle has nicer hair than the girl...
Isn't that the bass player from Whitesnake?
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Isn't that the bass player from Whitesnake?
Naw, I don't think so. Look closer, and you'll see it is Joe Dirt.
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Steve suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect. He should at least be entertaining to his constituents in Ward 1, if elected.
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I think his taste in haberdashery befits him well to govern.
(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/groupshot.jpg)
Bellevue's Boss Tweeds contingent.
The girl is the strong arm of the group.
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Party on, Garth.
(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/groupshot.jpg)
Garth?
Or GURTH! :lmao:
I see Nadin used the good rig, with the wide angle lens for that shot. :lmao:
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Garth?
Or GURTH! :lmao:
I see Nadin used the good rig, with the wide angle lens for that shot. :lmao:
Girth. :-)
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Girth. :-)
You know, that w--i--d--e tie makes him look even wider.
And the way his face and beard are, he looks like a stuffed Amishman.
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You know, that w--i--d--e tie makes him look even wider.
And the way his face and beard are, he looks like a stuffed Amishman.
Having lived many years in Amish country, I have never seen a fat Amishman.
Some of their ladies become portly in late middle age, but never the men.
Unlike Socialist Steve Dawes, they are without exception hard and honest workers.
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Girth. :-)
I like GURTH better.
The U is wider than the I. :lmao:
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I like GURTH better.
The U is wider than the I. :lmao:
You jus ain't right, boy. :rotf: :cheersmate:
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He's a guy willing to stand behind his own statements:
www.electstevedawes.com
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It's been suggested by another long-time distinguished member here that the DUmpster compile a list of the Top Ten Reasons to vote for Steve Dawes.
Anybody game?
I'd say he's a pretty damned good socialist, for one.
A treasure trove of knowledge! www.electstevedawes.com (http://www.electstevedawes.com/index.html)
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My gawd, this ancient thread's still being read by the big guy's pals from Skins' island.
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My gawd, this ancient thread's still being read by the big guy's pals from Skins' island.
Maybe now that Steve is in the sunset of his life, he is trying to figure out where he went wrong, and has decided to turn to the only people honest enough to tell him why.
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11. Vote for Steve. He's losing his mind...not that you would ever know.
12. Vote for Steve. Hey, come on. mini tacos.
13. Vote for Steve. You didn't need all that money anyhow.
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11. Vote for Steve. He's losing his mind...not that you would ever know.
12. Vote for Steve. Hey, come on. mini tacos.
13. Vote for Steve. You didn't all that money anyhow.
Yup.
:-)
CMD
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Vote for Steve - Unlike Hillary, when he changes positions, it's not flip-flopping, it's brain damage.
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He's a hero of the stolen valor crowd.
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Vote for Steve...at lest he's not DougBulna.
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11. Vote for Steve. He's losing his mind...not that you would ever know.
12. Vote for Steve. Hey, come on. mini tacos.
13. Vote for Steve. You didn't need all that money anyhow.
Reason number 12.
Mini-tacos come 12 to a box.
Coincidence... or not?????
(http://dogknobit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Bloodhound-tin-hat.jpg)
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Vote for Steve - Unlike Hillary, when he changes positions, it's not flip-flopping, it's brain damage.
Not to be confused with Dain bramage, AKA Doug Bulna, lovingly known as the walrus. There is a lot of flipping and flopping with walruses.
CMD
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He believes in, and he's afraid of, ghosts.
Beat me to it!
Specifically, he loves chumming around with "Ghost chasers," and accompanying them on their "Jobs."