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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on March 17, 2012, 08:33:13 AM

Title: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Freeper on March 17, 2012, 08:33:13 AM
Hey Stevie, I am sending you an official invitation to sign up here at the cave and for you to come educate us all on the joys of socialism. Just think of the bouncies you could tell on the campaign trail of how you converted an entire website full of people with your wisdom, and understanding of how great socialism is. I bet you could earn up to $10. So instead of shouting at us from the safety of DU where your fellow moonbats all have your back, come on over and show us the light. Before you say, why don't we come over there and challenge you, I shall remind you that we are not welcome at DU , and will be banned and have any posts scrubbed in the blink of an eye.

I will be out and about most of the weekend, but hopefully when I get back I will see that you came over and totally pwned us.  :rotf:
 
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: formerlurker on March 17, 2012, 08:36:46 AM
Consider us a practice run for your real flesh and blood constituents. 


Look at us, we give and give some more.  You would think the entitlement minded socialists would appreciate that but nooooooo.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Freeper on March 17, 2012, 08:38:40 AM
Consider us a practice run for your real flesh and blood constituents. 


Look at us, we give and give some more.  You would think the entitlement minded socialists would appreciate that but nooooooo.

I'm even willing to send him a $5 bill by snail mail if he appears.  :-)
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: tanstaafl on March 17, 2012, 10:29:35 AM
I'm even willing to send him a $5 bill by snail mail if he appears.  :-)

Pledge it. Then send the actual half sawbuck to Michael Knebels' campaign.

When called on it, just say "OOPS". or that the tears stung you eyeballs and it was just too blurry when you addressed the envelope.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 17, 2012, 11:01:31 AM
Hey Stevie, I am sending you an official invitation to sign up here at the cave and for you to come educate us all on the joys of socialism. Just think of the bouncies you could tell on the campaign trail of how you converted an entire website full of people with your wisdom, and understanding of how great socialism is. I bet you could earn up to $10. So instead of shouting at us from the safety of DU where your fellow moonbats all have your back, come on over and show us the light. Before you say, why don't we come over there and challenge you, I shall remind you that we are not welcome at DU , and will be banned and have any posts scrubbed in the blink of an eye.

I will be out and about most of the weekend, but hopefully when I get back I will see that you came over and totally pwned us.
Cool. While you're at it, why not invite stray dogs to come in your house and shit on your carpet?
If we're lucky, maybe we can turn this place into a cesspool like the DUmp, where everyone hates everyone else.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 17, 2012, 11:18:57 AM
Consider us a practice run for your real flesh and blood constituents. 
There will be questions in debates, from constituents and you will need to answer a hostile press.

even if you stay at the DUmp...there is a "Ask Steve a Question thread" here. You can answer them from the safety of DU. What have you got to lose?
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: formerlurker on March 17, 2012, 02:12:51 PM
There will be questions in debates, from constituents and you will need to answer a hostile press.

even if you stay at the DUmp...there is a "Ask Steve a Question thread" here. You can answer them from the safety of DU. What have you got to lose?


One of his opponents has participated on a political panel and has given interviews on talk radio shows -- Steve has not.    My fear is no one is considering him to be a legitimate candidate.   :(
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: franksolich on March 17, 2012, 02:14:22 PM
My fear is no one is considering him to be a legitimate candidate.

Apparently not; as I said from the start, the big guy's just so the (D)s have a (D) on the ballot, nothing more than that.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 17, 2012, 02:16:05 PM
  My fear is no one is considering him to be a legitimate candidate.   :(
Not a legitimate candidate?!! But he has flyers on the counter tops of TWO unnamed businesses!
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: formerlurker on March 17, 2012, 02:19:46 PM
Not a legitimate candidate?!! But he has flyers on the counter tops of TWO unnamed businesses!

It's FIVE now.    :-)
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Skul on March 17, 2012, 02:24:29 PM
I wonder of they're aware he left them?
Naturally, if someone walks into a business and asks politely, they will often allow for flyers or notices.
I also wonder how many told him to pound sand? :lmao:
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: BattleHymn on March 17, 2012, 02:25:19 PM
Cool. While you're at it, why not invite stray dogs to come in your house and shit on your carpet?
If we're lucky, maybe we can turn this place into a cesspool like the DUmp, where everyone hates everyone else.

Hey now, that's not very nice to the dogs.  At least they wouldn't use the guest towels to wipe their ass. 
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 17, 2012, 02:25:27 PM
Five unnamed businesses?!! Eleventy-One!! He's in like flint now.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: formerlurker on March 17, 2012, 02:39:33 PM
I assume he only left them in businesses that have unions.   
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Ogre on March 17, 2012, 05:18:09 PM
Cool. While you're at it, why not invite stray dogs to come in your house and shit on your carpet?
If we're lucky, maybe we can turn this place into a cesspool like the DUmp, where everyone hates everyone else.

I understand the concern, but I don't think any DUmmie would last more than a couple of posts without leaving on their own.

They are so use to posting bullshit without having to back it up that a day here would kick their ass mercilessly.

Can you actually envision Socialist Steve or Nads having to debate an issue, hell those two DUmbasses couldn't fight there way out of a paper bag, with both ends open.

I applaud Freeper's attempt to get the Socialist to engage in a political debate, it's just don't see it happening.


Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Airwolf on March 17, 2012, 06:04:04 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4[/youtube]
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: BattleHymn on March 17, 2012, 06:45:11 PM
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 :popcorn:
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: franksolich on March 17, 2012, 06:48:13 PM
:popcorn:

When I posted the picture a couple of hours ago, the heading at the top of that thread said "5 guests," and showed no members.  So I figured it'd be safe.

I was wrong.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: BattleHymn on March 17, 2012, 06:56:50 PM
When I posted the picture a couple of hours ago, the heading at the top of that thread said "5 guests," and showed no members.  So I figured it'd be safe.

I was wrong.

With all due respect, I'm glad I missed it this time.  :-)
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: franksolich on March 17, 2012, 06:58:47 PM
With all due respect, I'm glad I missed it this time.  :-)

Yeah, it's pretty stale, but there's been so many lurking primitives the past several days I wanted to toss it their direction; I was especially hoping to scandalize the fecund grasswire primitive.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: BattleHymn on March 17, 2012, 07:01:45 PM
Yeah, it's pretty stale, but there's been so many lurking primitives the past several days I wanted to toss it their direction; I was especially hoping to scandalize the fecund grasswire primitive.

I think she has a crush on you. 
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 17, 2012, 07:05:32 PM
Yeah, it's pretty stale, but there's been so many lurking primitives the past several days I wanted to toss it their direction; I was especially hoping to scandalize the fecund grasswire primitive.
If she saw it, it's been printed out and pasted up on the wall of the bodega.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: franksolich on March 17, 2012, 07:06:03 PM
I think she has a crush on you. 

While it's been franksolich's happy fate to be loved by many wonderful and beautiful women, for some reason it's also been my fate to be lusted for by women such as grasswire or nadin or Pamela.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Airwolf on March 17, 2012, 07:08:06 PM
Yeah, it's pretty stale, but there's been so many lurking primitives the past several days I wanted to toss it their direction; I was especially hoping to scandalize the fecund grasswire primitive.

I think you got her attention. Then again it's probably like the attention span of some lower life form like a germ. Besides I have no idea why shes bitching . Thye have used the same tactics on the right as we are doing to them. I remember very well how Tom Harkin lied in his first race for office to get elected and by the time the press said anything about it it was already to late.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Tucker on March 17, 2012, 07:08:58 PM
I assume he only left them in businesses that have unions.   

One of them was not the printer.

He probably used a non union printer.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Airwolf on March 17, 2012, 07:32:09 PM
I wonder what his stance on fighting crime is. Someone has to end this.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46767832/ns/local_news-omaha_ne/
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: franksolich on March 17, 2012, 08:49:42 PM
I wonder what his stance on fighting crime is. Someone has to end this.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46767832/ns/local_news-omaha_ne/

Whoa.

Now there's an easy issue for the big guy to tackle; grease thieves.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Freeper on March 17, 2012, 08:50:11 PM
I understand the concern, but I don't think any DUmmie would last more than a couple of posts without leaving on their own.

They are so use to posting bullshit without having to back it up that a day here would kick their ass mercilessly.

Can you actually envision Socialist Steve or Nads having to debate an issue, hell those two DUmbasses couldn't fight there way out of a paper bag, with both ends open.

I applaud Freeper's attempt to get the Socialist to engage in a political debate, it's just don't see it happening.




Oh I know he will never have the balls to sign up here and defend himself.

Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: obumazombie on March 17, 2012, 09:24:35 PM
:popcorn:
I am here now. Dangit, I missed you.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: delilahmused on March 17, 2012, 10:36:36 PM
He's so unkempt! You'd think he'd make a better effort since he wants to represent people in his ward. Trim his beard, get a decent haircut, buy some better clothes.

Cindie
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 17, 2012, 10:56:25 PM
I understand the concern, but I don't think any DUmmie would last more than a couple of posts without leaving on their own.

They are so use to posting bullshit without having to back it up that a day here would kick their ass mercilessly.

Can you actually envision Socialist Steve or Nads having to debate an issue, hell those two DUmbasses couldn't fight there way out of a paper bag, with both ends open.

I applaud Freeper's attempt to get the Socialist to engage in a political debate, it's just don't see it happening.

Yeah but it would be great fun to see Nads spamming the alert button and getting put on her iggy list.

Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2012, 12:25:01 AM
He's so unkempt! You'd think he'd make a better effort since he wants to represent people in his ward. Trim his beard, get a decent haircut, buy some better clothes.
He just looks like a bum. He reminds me of those louts who wear their ballcaps inside a restaurant, except he doesn't wear the ballcap.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Chris_ on March 18, 2012, 12:30:07 AM
Someone should tell him neckbeards aren't popular anymore.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: ChuckJ on March 18, 2012, 12:46:01 AM
He just looks like a bum. He reminds me of those louts who wear their ballcaps inside a restaurant, except he doesn't wear the ballcap.

Every time I see his picture there's something about him that reminds me of Jackie Broyles. Maybe it's the beard.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScQWVubBlEg[/youtube]
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Tucker on March 18, 2012, 03:06:39 AM
He just looks like a bum. He reminds me of those louts who wear their ballcaps inside a restaurant, except he doesn't wear the ballcap.

I just got this image of Michael Moore.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 18, 2012, 06:01:15 AM
Whoa.

Now there's an easy issue for the big guy to tackle; grease thieves.

Frank, the story has something about this grease being a key component of biodiesel.  Hell, Steve probably knows the thieves, if he isn't nailing the stuff himself.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 18, 2012, 12:36:19 PM
Waits patiently.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: SarasotaRepub on March 18, 2012, 12:57:27 PM
Waits patiently.

He's too busy putting crappy paper on people's windshields Ptarmy.  :-)
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: JakeStyle on March 18, 2012, 01:19:51 PM
When I posted the picture a couple of hours ago, the heading at the top of that thread said "5 guests," and showed no members.  So I figured it'd be safe.

I was wrong.

I almost saved it to my picture collection but thought twice, my screensaver does random pictures from there and the last thing I need is to have your butt pop up at an inappropriate time.  :)
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2012, 01:40:41 PM
I almost saved it to my picture collection but thought twice, my screensaver does random pictures from there and the last thing I need is to have your butt pop up at an inappropriate time.
I've seen that damned picture at least a half dozen times.

It's as bad as a CalPig family album.
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: JakeStyle on March 18, 2012, 01:54:30 PM
It was a 1st for me, and I was unprepared.  I snorted coffee out of my nose
Title: Re: An open invitation to Omaha Steve.
Post by: Big Dog on March 20, 2012, 07:37:17 PM
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.

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