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Title: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: franksolich on March 16, 2012, 03:07:16 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002430007

Oh my.

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proud2BlibKansan (90,541 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Women to go on Sex Strike in Response to Brownback’s Bill

Women in Kansas and around the nation will be holding a sex strike from April 28-May 5, 2012. Governor Sam Brownback has declared himself the master of women’s reproductive systems, with a proposed bill that would allow doctors to withhold information that could threaten the lives of pregnant mothers.

In modern times, sex strikes have been used by women in Colombia, Liberia, Kenya and the Philippines to gain freedom or achieve peace. The Greek anti-war comedy Lysistrata, which was originally performed in Athens, in 411 BC, featured women using sex strikes to end war.

Women who wish to participate in the strike should simply inform their partners that they will not be having any sexual relations until the strike ends. If a partner has any question or complaint, they should call Governor Brownback’s office.

Considering Brownback’s deep involvement in women’s reproductive health, his staff should be very fluent in the language regarding women’s health and should be able to alleviate any concerns that deprived spouses and partners may have.

more . . . http://occupyintel.net/2012/03/15/women-to-go-on-sex-strike-in-response-to-brownbacks-bill/

No comment.

Plenty of hate-filled primitive comments at the link though.

Such as this one, from the defrocked warped primitive, she with the face like Hindenberg's, who's been banned from nursing for life, for stealing narcotics meant for terminally-ill patients in dire pain:

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Warpy (62,645 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. Threatening a patient's health is a violation of the medical oath all physicians take and any doctor who does this will be sued into wearing a barrel, this law notwithstanding.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: miskie on March 16, 2012, 03:32:30 PM
I support this. Anything that decreases the likelihood of primitives reproducing is good.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Texacon on March 16, 2012, 03:34:13 PM
My wife can't cut me off, she doesn't know where I'm getting it.

 :-)

KC
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: shadeaux on March 16, 2012, 03:44:07 PM
proud2BlibKansan's husband must be doing a happy dance after hearing that news.   :rotf:
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 16, 2012, 03:49:27 PM
My wife can't cut me off, she doesn't know where I'm getting it.

 :-)

KC

 :lol: :lmao:

Usually when a woman cuts you off that means she's turning someone else on.

Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: franksolich on March 16, 2012, 03:52:28 PM
proud2BlibKansan's husband must be doing a happy dance after hearing that news.   :rotf:

That too was my first thought.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: BEG on March 16, 2012, 03:53:12 PM
What stupid idiots these people are.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 16, 2012, 03:57:05 PM
Proud2BDUmb Anne Pritchett really, really needs some hopping around. Some serious hopping around.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: BEG on March 16, 2012, 04:03:49 PM
Proud2BDUmb Anne Pritchett really, really needs some hopping around. Some serious hopping around.

Anyone have a link to this horrible woman's picture?
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Texacon on March 16, 2012, 04:07:05 PM
Anyone have a link to this horrible woman's picture?

You don't wanna see it.  Trust me.  People have killed themselves over less.

KC
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: BEG on March 16, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
You don't wanna see it.  Trust me.  People have killed themselves over less.

KC

My morbid curiosity is getting the better of me.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 16, 2012, 04:30:17 PM
Anyone have a link to this horrible woman's picture?
Now I wanna see it too.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Freeper on March 16, 2012, 04:35:33 PM
I support this. Anything that decreases the likelihood of primitives reproducing is good.

They just abort the clump of cells anyway.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: jukin on March 16, 2012, 06:17:23 PM
I seriously doubt that withholding sex is problem for any DUmmy. 
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Ballygrl on March 16, 2012, 06:28:07 PM
Brownback wants to levy a tax on abortions and also they can't be deductible on taxes like health care is in general. I thought the left loved taxes?
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Skul on March 16, 2012, 06:29:04 PM
If Die Alte Sau went on a sex strike in a chicken yard, would a cock notice? :???:
Just wondering.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Ogre on March 16, 2012, 06:32:45 PM
proud2BlibKansan's husband must be doing a happy dance after hearing that news.   :rotf:

No doubt.  I see Nad's hasn't shown up in the thread over there to give her insight, I guess sex expert isn't on her resume! :-)
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: catsmtrods on March 16, 2012, 06:37:43 PM
She probably couldn't get laid if her coochie was the cure for aids!
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: ChuckJ on March 16, 2012, 08:03:08 PM
Can you really call it a "sex strike" if the reason you're not getting laid is because no one wants to bed you up?
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Boudicca on March 16, 2012, 09:56:59 PM
If Die Alte Sau went on a sex strike in a chicken yard, would a cock notice? :???:
Just wondering.

Yep, and he wouldn't wait until dawn to crow.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Skul on March 16, 2012, 10:47:13 PM
Can you really call it a "sex strike" if the reason you're not getting laid is because no one wants to bed you up?
Point given.
Sorta, kinda, hard to whine if you're turned down by your own hand.  :whistling:
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 16, 2012, 10:49:16 PM
When primitive women go on a sex strike, American men breath a sigh of relief.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: delilahmused on March 16, 2012, 11:42:59 PM
So they're pissed that Texas is trying to arm women with too much information and in Kansas they're not sharing enough. What the hell is he trying to keep pregnant women from knowing anyway?

Cindie
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Tucker on March 17, 2012, 08:37:11 AM

I wonder if carpet munchers Madcow and Le Lioness will participate?
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: franksolich on March 17, 2012, 08:45:08 AM
Can you really call it a "sex strike" if the reason you're not getting laid is because no one wants to bed you up?

Good question.

But I doubt any of the primitives will answer it.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Big Dog on March 17, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
If I understand this correctly...

Occu-pie and DUmmy women in Kansas, all 25 of them, plan to withhold sex from their partners (also Occu-pies and Dummies, for the most part) for one week, with the intent of forcing the governor to abandon his moral and political opposition to taxpayer-funded abortion.

The words "underpants gnomes" come to mind.


Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 17, 2012, 12:26:38 PM
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proud2BlibKansan (90,541 posts)

Women in Kansas and around the nation will be holding a sex strike from April 28-May 5, 2012
Not a problem. It would take at least a couple of months to get desperate enough to shag proud2BDUmb Anne.

In Asia, it's that long before their teeth and legs start looking straighter, according to most guys.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: miskie on March 17, 2012, 06:09:05 PM
When primitive women go on a sex strike, Americans men breath a sigh of relief.

Fixed - primitive women prey on far more than just men.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 17, 2012, 08:23:10 PM
My wife can't cut me off, she doesn't know where I'm getting it.

 :-)

KC

LOL!!! Worse statement that ever came out of my mouth was when my fiance got mad at me during a spat and said "You ain't getting any for a month Perky". Well Perky was a lot younger and stupider in those days and replied "Maybe not from you, bitch!".

I knew as soon as those words left my mouth and I saw the expression on her face that I had screwed up. Bad. Worse than bad. We are talking epic screw up here. That one cost me flowers, dinner at the most expensive restaurant and several expensive gifts.   :thatsright:  :thatsright:





Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: BEG on March 17, 2012, 09:08:10 PM
LOL!!! Worse statement that ever came out of my mouth was when my fiance got mad at me during a spat and said "You ain't getting any for a month Perky". Well Perky was a lot younger and stupider in those days and replied "Maybe not from you, bitch!".

I knew as soon as those words left my mouth and I saw the expression on her face that I had screwed up. Bad. Worse than bad. We are talking epic screw up here. That one cost me flowers, dinner at the most expensive restaurant and several expensive gifts.   :thatsright:  :thatsright:


Do you laugh about it today?  I would have been pissed at the time but it is kind of funny.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 18, 2012, 04:30:32 PM
Do you laugh about it today?  I would have been pissed at the time but it is kind of funny.

Oh it's funny now, BEG. Back then... not so much.  :-)
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Texacon on March 19, 2012, 06:54:26 AM
LOL!!! Worse statement that ever came out of my mouth was when my fiance got mad at me during a spat and said "You ain't getting any for a month Perky". Well Perky was a lot younger and stupider in those days and replied "Maybe not from you, bitch!".

I knew as soon as those words left my mouth and I saw the expression on her face that I had screwed up. Bad. Worse than bad. We are talking epic screw up here. That one cost me flowers, dinner at the most expensive restaurant and several expensive gifts.   :thatsright:  :thatsright:

^5!   :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 19, 2012, 08:23:55 AM
I used to see a sexy woman and then try to get a little frisky with the X-wife. She would start &itching and say, "She turned you on so let her turn you off....nag-nag-nag." You know, those are the few times I wish I had taken her advice. :-)
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 19, 2012, 11:53:12 AM
Now I wanna see it too.

It's kinda like a big serviing of mashed potatoes shaped into a beer barrel form, atop two long drumsticks, with some fairly unattractive brown hair on the top.  Stuffed into something stretchy, generally.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 19, 2012, 12:33:18 PM
proud2BlibKansan's husband must be doing a happy dance after hearing that news.   :rotf:

Ah was goin' to say, will anyone notice???

It's kinda like a big serviing of mashed potatoes shaped into a beer barrel form, atop two long drumsticks, with some fairly unattractive brown hair on the top.  Stuffed into something stretchy, generally.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Now was that really necessary? I know she's pretty damn ugly, but, again, ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 19, 2012, 01:32:44 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Now was that really necessary? I know she's pretty damn ugly, but, again, ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Dude - I did NOT post a link to her pix.  You should be thanking me for saving your eyesight, even if you do need the mindbleach now.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: Tucker on March 19, 2012, 03:23:55 PM
It's kinda like a big serviing of mashed potatoes shaped into a beer barrel form, atop two long drumsticks, with some fairly unattractive brown hair on the top.  Stuffed into something stretchy, generally.

Which comes from a bottle @ .25 a gallon.
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 19, 2012, 06:28:45 PM
Which comes from a bottle @ .25 a gallon.

So, it costs less than the mindbleach? :tongue:
Title: Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
Post by: njpines on March 20, 2012, 11:56:31 AM
Which comes from a bottle @ .25 a gallon.

How does one convert that into centipedes, btw??


 :-)